RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[adamdavidson47]

More than being a frep

Thanks for the clarification.

[ThickAsABrick]

#2 Indiana goes down again to unranked Wisconsin again. 10+ straight. This time with the whole world watching in their stack of a gym.

Hoosierdaddy.

[img]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/images/01/11/08bruesewitz.jpg[img]

They'll prob s the bed in the tourney again.

[im2manly]

How much does being a professional douchebag pay?

Do you hate your parents for being failures by raising you in that shiit hole they call canada?

[adamdavidson47]

Do you hate your parents for being failures by raising you in that shiit hole they call canada?

Do you hate yours for giving you an extra chromosome?

[mjw8204]

lol

Glad to see that feel-good sh*t hasn't completely neutered the Rant.

[Orlando1234977]

Cool.

I think they were picked by the 'experts' to be 6 or 7th in the BT even though they haven't finished worse than 4th in decades.

We'll let the 'experts' analyze the scratches on the paper, meanwhile the cats withalotta dog in em are alone in 1st place.

[chazzy1864]

When's he coming back?

29th.

Frep is a sleeper agent implanted within the Rant by bitter moderators to implode the thread.

lawlz

Looks like Eagles have hired Chip Kelly as their coach.

So much for Kelly staying at Oregon.

Bears hired CFL coach Trestman.

I don't think my generation will ever be able to think about bananas without that stupid Gwen Stefani song getting in the head.

This honestly isn't an issue for me. Now that you mentioned the song, I can't stop spelling bananas in my head.

Asshole!

ftfy

Fantastic!

She was sexy as hell in that movie (not to mention, in general).


Aside:
AD had a handful of solid zings!

[Orlando1234977]

They'll prob s the bed in the tourney again.

We could use somebody to commission a rant march madness pool. However with Farles lack of basketball interest, I don't know if there's any other ranter that's a solid rule nazi organized commissioner type.

[adamdavidson47]

We could use somebody to commission a rant march madness pool. However with Farles lack of basketball interest, I don't know if there's any other ranter that's a solid rule nazi organized commissioner type.

What rules do you need? You create a group on Yahoo, ESPN, CBS sports, whatever. Everyone fills out a bracket. See who gets the most points.

Done.

It's not rocket science, and you don't have to worry about drafting 8 team defenses.

[Final_Rep]

This honestly isn't an issue for me. Now that you mentioned the song, I can't stop spelling bananas in my head.

Asshole!

Try having my real first name, and friends who call you banana, and then that song comes out.

Yeah.

[ThickAsABrick]

Try having my real first name, and friends who call you banana, and then that song comes out.

Yeah.

Try shutting up.

[Orlando1234977]

What rules do you need? You create a group on Yahoo, ESPN, CBS sports, whatever. Everyone fills out a bracket. See who gets the most points.

Done.

It's not rocket science, and you don't have to worry about drafting 8 team defenses.

It's that the canadienne way of saying you'd love to volunteer?

[kvk1]

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

[Final_Rep]

Try shutting up.

Words of power from the Castle of Pain. I'm shaken.

[kvk1]

Engines pumping and thumping in time.

[kvk1]

The green light flashes, the flags go up.

[therorschach]

Looks like kvk1 is going the distance. Perhaps he is going for speed?

[kvk1]

Churning, and burning, they yearn for the cup.

[Miketoc]

Frep I still like you. If I had to choose between you and dorito I would choose you 11 times out of 9.

[chazzy1864]

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank

[kvk1]

The thing with uncle Frep is that he's a solid debater when it comes to legitimate arguments.

Unfortunately, for him, that's like 5% of the time in the rant.

[kvk1]

Looks like kvk1 is going the distance. Perhaps he is going for speed?

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank

I want to make love to the bassline in this song.

And I don't mean having it in the background while I'm having sex.

I'm talking about having intercourse with the melody itself.

Cheers.

[Final_Rep]

Frep I still like you. If I had to choose between you and dorito I would choose you 11 times out of 9.

I like you too, Miketoc. Your willingness to use an avatar picture based on what happened during that unfortunate horse breeding accident is truly brave.

The thing with uncle Frep is that he's a solid debater when it comes to legitimate arguments.

Unfortunately, for him, that's like 5% of the time in the rant.

Thank you sir.

[chazzy1864]

I like you too, Miketoc. Your willingness to use an avatar picture based on what happened during that unfortunate horse breeding accident is truly brave.

I chuckled.

[kvk1]

Man, that was on an episode of Dirty Jobs.

Horse insemination is absolutely horrific.

[chazzy1864]

On more than one occasion, I've heard of people talk about peanut butter & bacon sandwiches. Anyone in here try it before? I'm tempted to give it a go.

[Miketoc]

I like you too, Miketoc. Your willingness to use an avatar picture based on what happened during that unfortunate horse breeding accident is truly brave.

Thank you sir.

I thought it was a cow's udder.

[medjen]

On more than one occasion, I've heard of people talk about peanut butter & bacon sandwiches. Anyone in here try it before? I'm tempted to give it a go.

Sounds disgusting.

[chazzy1864]

Sounds disgusting.

Yeah, but so does peanut butter and pickle sandwiches and those are good.

+ awesome rep.

[Miketoc]

On more than one occasion, I've heard of people talk about peanut butter & bacon sandwiches. Anyone in here try it before? I'm tempted to give it a go.

I have, yes. Honestly, I think it's just something put together by fat people to add bacon to something and think it's awesome. I've tried 3 slices, 6 slices, etc. but the peanut butter overpowers the bacon flavor and it's not worth it. I'd rather eat a PB sandwich and a bacon sandwich. Both of those are in my top 10 foods and I would love to put them together and be able to taste both but PB is too strong.