Craziest thing you did when you were REALLY horny

[Cjjlpsp]

Fapped to ****gy porn whilst pounding myself with my mums dildo (no homo)

I think the worst part of this story is that you used your mom's USED dildo

Doesn't matter how much it's been washed, ****ing groce

[johnsonbagaroni]

fapped upside down while 20 dildos inside my angus while i have 20 animals suk on my penis and as i burst i drop down into a dirty toilet bowl

[realbored94]

da fuq am i reading?


this thread converted me to no fap

[LABakers]

actually you dont even want to know

[SilverDrag]

Jet stream in pools, nuff said.

hahahahhah omg sameee and the funny thing was that i didnt even know what was happening and this was in a public pool holy fuark hahahha repped brotha

[EctoMorph_9]

bite feet

[allnatty]

Was drunk/ on drugs and took a Viagra and ALMOST fuked a girl who was HIV positive, but she wouldn't let me. Seriously cringe thinking what would've happened if she let me.

u phuckin wot m8

likely nothing

hiv transmission from vaginal sex woman to man is really low

lol just lol.

[Penosaurus]

used a bowl of steel cut oats for masturbating worked good because it isn't oily and washes off easily

+ the bumps are good

[Hamzzza]

please stay on misc and dont go out in public

[MMAbrah23]

da fuq am i reading?


this thread converted me to no fap

Bitch i been on no fap, since day 1.

Get at me.

[SuperShamou]

i use to search to woods for discarded porn mags... all weather beaten & chit... take out pages & bring them home to my stash.


internet porn was unheard of at the time.

[HungLikeAChamp]

ate my ex girlfriends ass...o lawd

[G200]

used a plastic shopping bag full of lathered soap between two seat cushions of my couch to get off, after watching a video of some hot naked women telling me it feels like the real thing.

Never had a worse chafe in my life. I was not eligible for the 8 items or less line when I was done though. Filled that bag right up.

[poolshark472]

7th grade, 13 years old

was at elementary school playground on a weekend afternoon doing circuits training during wrestling offseason

as i was walking off the school grounds, started thinking about my 5th grade teacher who was hhnnnnnggghhhhhhh

looked both ways, saw nobody around, pulled out dick and fapped furiously. came buckets all over blacktop in like 30 seconds.

felt good man.

[demadio]

craigslist/backpage

I don't wanna say anymore

[-Kal-El-]

Was drinking with two of my friends and a girl we know on a patio. Getting pretty slutty. Plenty of alcohol later we decide its time to go skinny dipping. Me, one of my friends, and the girl lost the clothes and went to get in the pool. My friend hopped in and said it was cold. So me and the girl sai fukc that and ended up fukcing around on a trampoline. We left the trampoline and went back to the patio. My friend was hunched over in his chair feeling the alcohol. Then the girl sits down in a chair and gives me head with my friend a few feet away.

[PHZA]

> Be 12 years old
> Vacation in mediterranean country
> Topless 9/10s everywhere oiling themselves up on the beach
> Swim out to sea
> Fap

[gingersgym]

-On bus back from london
-me and gf sat near back
-friends and family either asleep, chatting or driving
- people sat in front, luckily not to the side or behind
- horny
- got bj off gf very slighly so noone could see movement
-busted in her mouth while looking at her dad while he was looking down the rear view mirror...

wasgood/10

[MogadishuK]

I remember when i was around 16 to 17 and super horny i used to sneak into my housekeepers room.. she used to do cooking and looked after my younger brother. she was late 20s and from eastern europe, and quite hot. i used to find her used panties whilst she was out and wank whilst sniffing them in her room, srs

it was intoxicatingly erotic and gave me a massive high, the smell and aroma was heavenly.im not sure if i would do again now but you never know.. i just dont have access to a hot womans panties at the moment..lol

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[luzz223]

Fukin wow lol.. some of this.... wow

Used to stick pecker in between couch cushions... didn't finish once that I can remember

Used a screw driver to pry open the locked cabinet my dad used to use for his old 70's porn.... lawd...

[TheAquila]

Was drunk/ on drugs and took a Viagra and ALMOST fuked a girl who was HIV positive, but she wouldn't let me. Seriously cringe thinking what would've happened if she let me.

wtf scary ****, stay safe

[sxesniper]

Smashed buddy's semi gf in back seat of car behind a groccery store.
Smashed chick in a lifeguard tower.
Fapped in pretty much every place imaginable

[629629]

-jacked off in dorm room with roomate no more than 5 feet away from me
-went into changing room in khols, jacked off onto shirt, put the cum stained shirt back on rack
-jerked off in car with family there

burst out laughing at my desk at this

probably shouldn't be reading this thread at work

[MMAbrah23]

I remember when i was around 16 to 17 and super horny i used to sneak into my housekeepers room.. she used to do cooking and looked after my younger brother. she was late 20s and from eastern europe, and quite hot. i used to find her used panties whilst she was out and wank whilst sniffing them in her room, srs

it was intoxicatingly erotic and gave me a massive high, the smell and aroma was heavenly.im not sure if i would do again now but you never know.. i just dont have access to a hot womans panties at the moment..lol

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Should've built up some rapport/tension with her, you'd be smashing that bish on the reg by now.

[peteyyytran]

- banged gf in ocean while her parents are looking down from hotel room blew load in the ocean. lol cuz i waved at her parents when they looked down while in.
- was taking a family trip down to the beach, in the van, gf was giving me a handjob and then just pulled it out and gave me a bj while everyone was still in the car *mostly asleep* would lol at people driving by in vans hope no one saw...
- fingered her while driving back from her graduation lunch
- ^ same yesterday while driving back from the store. ended up parking by some foggy ass place and smashed
- was painting her brothers room one time and he was in the other room doing something. couldnt stop so we just closed the door and smashed on her bros desk lol
- more chit cant remember sorry brahz

- smashed in uni library. just out up a post it note saying please do not disturb and then blew it all on the floor. left like we had just committed a crime... which we might have. PHUCK IT

[shawco]

- banged gf in ocean while her parents are looking down from hotel room blew load in the ocean. lol cuz i waved at her parents when they looked down while in.
- was taking a family trip down to the beach, in the van, gf was giving me a handjob and then just pulled it out and gave me a bj while everyone was still in the car *mostly asleep* would lol at people driving by in vans hope no one saw...
- fingered her while driving back from her graduation lunch
- ^ same yesterday while driving back from the store. ended up parking by some foggy ass place and smashed
- was painting her brothers room one time and he was in the other room doing something. couldnt stop so we just closed the door and smashed on her bros desk lol
- more chit cant remember sorry brahz

"Swag is for boys, class is for men"

[peteyyytran]

"Swag is for boys, class is for men"

I regret nothing.

[shawco]

I regret nothing.

Neither would I, petey, neither would I...

[sd3]

was 12, on a plane,
stranger sat next to me,
pulled blanket over my shoulders and stretched it over my knees, creating a pocket of space
fapped
finished, no where to put cum, sat on flight to New york, pants full of cum

[629629]

was 12, on a plane,
stranger sat next to me,
pulled blanket over my shoulders and stretched it over my knees, creating a pocket of space
fapped
finished, no where to put cum, sat on flight to New york, pants full of cum

.
fuking lol, some of you brahs really crack me up