I specifically told my dad to buy chicken strips and he got chicken nuggets

[GMiscer]

And he has the audacity to say "It's the same thing" instead of admitting he screwed up

[sooby]

is your dad a tradie?

[fbreaker]

OP that's crazy because I specifically told my dad to buy chicken strips and he got chicken nuggets, and he has the audacity to say "It's the same thing" instead of admitting he screwed up

[John Promise]

That's funny because I do my own shopping so I never have to worry about getting the wrong thing.

[miscerForLulz]

just glue them together...same thing

[A-GAME]

OP and his dad's are *******s

[Gios]

I thought you were completely alone

[azzspankr]

I told my dad to bring me whores. Instead he brought me a horse.

Best lay I ever had

[Jestbrah]

I told my dad to make me tons of salsa because I ran out and used like 10 jars and love it

he told me he was just about to make a big batch


told me he has a big jar waiting for me -_-

thats like a week of eggs maybe.

[JerryAtrix]

Go stimulate his prostate until he says sorry

[TheFitLord]

When he brings you toast you probably throw it down and say, “I thought I told you, LIGHTLY toasted!”

[Ratfish]

10/10

Legit LOL'ed in the line to order beers at the bar