What will you do with your inevitable Powerball Winnings tonight?

[Visel]

Very excited for miscers to win this one. What will you do? Claim anonymously (if possible)? Annuity or lump sum? Where will you put the money?

[Duckliver]

[MikeLowrrrey]

Half a billion is a lot. Honestly that's too much money for most of the population. I feel like most folks would bore themselves to death after buying that mansion and supercars.

I'd go back to school and study archeology. Would love to become an Archeologist and travel the world discovering different fossils and hidden treasures.

[kusok]

Will give each active posting miscer who is not a democrat 10k

Will get the rolls Royce I got my eye on.

Mrs has a thing for porsh

Teslas and house upgrade for parents

Diversified investments, and large cash position.

[Visel]

I think I'd:

1) Put in my two weeks.

2) Gift my parents/brother $5m. After taxes would probably still be north of $3m.

3) Buy a house/condo paid off, likely one that's in a nice community and probably 4 or 5 bedrooms. Probably not more than $1m in a cheaper area. Maybe closer to $2m-3m if it's a high rise in a popular city.

4) Invest $200m in various index funds, especially S&P 500 and VTSAX.

5) Invest $50m in particular stocks I like.

6) Keep a 1-2m in checking.

7) Keep remainder in high yield savings account.

[frankdtank20]

3 Chicks at the same time. Gotta step up that game.

[Tuksonrider]

Hookers and Blow

[kusok]

How long left?

[WWWWWWWQWWWWWWW]

All of it on black

[8pieces]

I think I'd:

1) Put in my two weeks.

2) Gift my parents/brother $5m. After taxes would probably still be north of $3m.

3) Buy a house/condo paid off, likely one that's in a nice community and probably 4 or 5 bedrooms. Probably not more than $1m in a cheaper area. Maybe closer to $2m-3m if it's a high rise in a popular city.

4) Invest $200m in various index funds, especially S&P 500 and VTSAX.

5) Invest $50m in particular stocks I like.

6) Keep a 1-2m in checking.

7) Keep remainder in high yield savings account.

why would you even give a 2 week notice. i always lol at people who give their company a 2 week notice. you think companies give you a 2 week notice when they plan on firing you. NOPE.

[crupiea]

I will play cornhole with actual cornholes.

[ErnieMccracken]

I'd use it as collateral to take out a billion dollar loan from Mr. Shekelstein. Maybe more. Imagine who you could take down, the politicians you could buy, even fund a small paramilitary. I'll be very upset if I die with less than a billion dollars in debt to goldman sachs.


lol @ all you dolts just luxury rotmaxxing while western civilization burns down around you. Money is power. Imagine wasting it.

[Visel]

why would you even give a 2 week notice. i always lol at people who give their company a 2 week notice. you think companies give you a 2 week notice when they plan on firing you. NOPE.

Because I care about the coworkers / management. At least the good ones who work hard to support their families while putting forth extra effort for my own sake at times.