Took misc' advice and hired an escort and booked a time with her. Will be leaving my house in around 4.5 hours. Will buy a water bottle on the way and maybe some chocolates for the girl as a way to say thank you.
Any last minute tips brahs?
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01-13-2014, 12:51 PM #1Banned
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Losing virginity in 6 hours. Any last minute tips?
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01-13-2014, 12:52 PM #2Longdistance skateboarder
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It's lower than you think
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01-13-2014, 12:52 PM #3
Make sure he uses a safety word
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01-13-2014, 12:53 PM #4Thank you based god
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01-13-2014, 12:53 PM #5Registered User
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01-13-2014, 12:53 PM #6Registered User
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Dont buy chocolates. Just pay cash
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01-13-2014, 12:53 PM #7Registered User
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at least three times back to back. +last longOriginally Posted by beatservice
Dont pay before, check the bathroom for anyone else."it's weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure,
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making."
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01-13-2014, 12:53 PM #8Registered User
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01-13-2014, 12:54 PM #9anonymousGuest
the hole is located about 1 and a half inch below the small penis looking thing use my advice wisely
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01-13-2014, 12:54 PM #10Registered User
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Pull at hair from the roots, bishes love that
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01-13-2014, 12:54 PM #11Formerly 265lbs
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01-13-2014, 12:55 PM #12muh gains tho...
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As soon as she takes her clothes off
awe fuk bye
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01-13-2014, 12:55 PM #13Banned
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I am paying cash the chocolates are like a tip so incase I need a reference for the next escort she will put in a good word for meOriginally Posted by RBS30T
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01-13-2014, 12:56 PM #14Registered User
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Make her tuck in the penor before you begin
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01-13-2014, 12:57 PM #15Banned
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I would prob cancel if I did that since I would lose the urgeOriginally Posted by beatservice
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01-13-2014, 12:57 PM #16Registered User
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Aaannnnddd you just went full retardOriginally Posted by SwolePenor
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01-13-2014, 12:57 PM #17Banned
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anything that makes it look like youre trying to say "thanks" is beta as fuk. also, dont jack off beforehand. Unless you know for certain you're still going to be able to get it up
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01-13-2014, 12:58 PM #18Registered User
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Ya they will all be gathered around talking about how cool the dude is that gave her chocolates...just go with cash silly.Originally Posted by SwolePenor
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01-13-2014, 12:58 PM #19
you're probaly trolling, but make sure to wrap it up and have a quick wank b4 so you don't bust straight away!
Goodluck brother
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01-13-2014, 12:58 PM #21Registered User
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swallow
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01-13-2014, 12:59 PM #22Gene's got my back (srs)
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pics of escort?
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01-13-2014, 01:00 PM #24The King
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01-13-2014, 01:00 PM #25South Florida brah
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Inb4 OP cancels due to a random reason
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01-13-2014, 01:00 PM #26Banned
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I'm paying an extra $40 so I'm allowed to cum twiceOriginally Posted by ILoveHardWork
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01-13-2014, 01:00 PM #27Registered User
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Lol chocolates...I'm still laughing uncontrollably at this. Phucking chocolate.
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01-13-2014, 01:01 PM #28Registered User
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seconded, lol.Originally Posted by DistanceSkater
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01-13-2014, 01:01 PM #29Jetskibrah
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Tell him to be gentle OP, pls
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01-13-2014, 01:01 PM #30Registered User
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First off I would think twice about this. If you can spend this money on a girl you might get lucky and not have to expose yourself to an excort.
If you go..........Don't catch anything. Do not kiss her anywhere, and make sure you suit up for the big game.
When you are all done, go directly home and:
1. Bag you clothes in a plastic bag.
2. Shave your private parts in the shower and wash that thing and surrounding area with soap.
3. Dispose of clothes or go to laundry-mat and wash clothes in hot water and dry in commercial dryer until toasty and dry. Kills all lice, crabs and other crap.
Good Luck.
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