She got me a karaoke machine.
I'm thinking like....to celebrate 1 year of marriage....you got me something that someone would get their 15 year old daughter.
So I told her to return it.
I didn't tell her the above, I said it was not going to get used like the really nice projector in the garage.
I got her a poster sized acrylic glass portrait artfully containing the lyrics to the 1st song we danced to.
She got me a f*cking karaoke machine.
...1 year wedding anniversary.
...a karaoke machine.
F*ck me.
I will say, I do like karaoke. A lot. A hell of a lot. So she was thinking about what I like. But karaoke is for bars. Not at home.
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09-02-2023, 04:55 PM #1Registered User
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Am I an @sshole for telling my wife to return her 1 year wedding anniversary gift?
[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
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09-02-2023, 04:55 PM #2Childish Goblino
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Wife sounds more fun than you are.
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09-02-2023, 04:56 PM #3Registered User
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Expecting a divorce thread from you any day now lmao.
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09-02-2023, 04:59 PM #4You too
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OP is not fun at parties.
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09-02-2023, 05:01 PM #5Registered User
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Dude whatever.Originally Posted by EDcellent
You don't get your 37 year old adult husband a karaoke machine to celebrate 1 year of marriage.
You get him something refined, heatful, meaningful, and gentlemanly, like a watch engraved with a snippet from our vows. Or something like that. I just came up with that off the top of my head.[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
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09-02-2023, 05:02 PM #6RIP Takeoff
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Originally Posted by Condo41
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09-02-2023, 05:03 PM #7🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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she should have gotten u an AMF recipe book
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09-02-2023, 05:05 PM #8Offal
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Jesus fuk my wife was at least with me for like 6 years before she told me we’re returning jewelry I bought her cuz it’s a waste and she doesn’t like it that much.
Didn’t buy that bitch chit for like the past decade cuz of that, finally got her a bracelet this year.
Dead ass srs, fukkin rude, take the gift and don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
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09-02-2023, 05:08 PM #9Registered User
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What a **** gift lmfao
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09-02-2023, 05:08 PM #10Registered User
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The problem is its a f*cking toy for a child.Originally Posted by wildchild11
If I got it for my birthday I'd be pleased.
It's our 1 year wedding anniversary. It's a different kind of gift giving.[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
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09-02-2023, 05:12 PM #11Registered User
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maybe you could have used the karaoke machine to sing the first song the two of you danced to then stick your P in her V to celebrate
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09-02-2023, 05:17 PM #12Damn u simped hard bro. Now you gotta milk how good your gift was and tell her she has to make it up to youOriginally Posted by Condo41
And u had every right to ask her to refund that sht. Just buy yourself something nice srsTrump/Vivek 2024
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can you simp your wife? seems counterintuitiveOriginally Posted by JuicePro
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09-02-2023, 05:23 PM #15Registered User
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OP is kind of sounding like the woman in this relationship.
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09-02-2023, 05:23 PM #16Registered User
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You say that because you think that gift is ridiculous, right?Originally Posted by naaboo
[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
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09-02-2023, 05:24 PM #17Registered User
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How are you possibly getting that?Originally Posted by Polaris
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09-02-2023, 05:26 PM #18Vagina Whisperer
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Dude you married her. You knew what you were getting lolOriginally Posted by Condo41
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09-02-2023, 05:29 PM #19Registered User
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It sounds like you want to be upset tbh.
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09-02-2023, 05:29 PM #20Has new batteries!
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You're being a dick.
It costs you nothing to say "thank you darling, it's great". Bitching that a present isn't what you wanted just makes you look petty, or even worse an "I wanted a pony!" asshat.Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!
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09-02-2023, 05:31 PM #21Registered User
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100% lmaoOriginally Posted by Polaris
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09-02-2023, 05:32 PM #22Big Trouble
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Don't worry, Tyrone and Jamal will get good use out of it while you're away at work.
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09-02-2023, 05:34 PM #23Banned
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can you even take it back? at max ive seen 90day return policy. maybe you could ask for store credit. since its yours i would sell it for cheap on marketplace or pawn it for fast beer money
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09-02-2023, 05:36 PM #24Registered User
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It does cost me something to do that.Originally Posted by DuracellBunny
It costs a lot actually.
Im not the "yes dear" kind of husband.
A karaoke machine for a 1 year wedding anniversary is a dogsh*t gift.[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
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09-02-2023, 05:38 PM #25Registered User
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That doesn't apply to this situation.Originally Posted by TaeBoNinja
It's not like she displayed signs to show she would buy some electric plastic toy for 1 year anniversary.
But I guess f*ck me for having feelings and wanting my wife to put some heart and thought into a special day, right? Woopsy for me[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
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09-02-2023, 05:40 PM #26Big Trouble
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09-02-2023, 05:41 PM #27Registered User
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She obviously thinks you're Filipino.
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09-02-2023, 05:42 PM #28Registered User
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Didn't OP's wife get bottomed out by her chad boss on a work trip where the wife got drunk on a chitload of cocktails? I don't think wedding gifts is your biggest worry right now.
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09-02-2023, 05:43 PM #29Has new batteries!
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Tell me the upsides to telling your wife to return it.Originally Posted by Condo41
Out of all the possible futures that could follow that conversation, how many of them improve your life in some way?
Pick your fking battles.Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!
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09-02-2023, 05:43 PM #30Multi-Platinum User
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She probably wanted you to get her a blender, vacuum, or hair drier. Now you should get her a strap on so she can peg you.
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