Is this how u give CPR? Any misc health people care to chime in?

[havoc00]

https://go.shr.lc/3bpsnWP

[p100]

That looks like LGBTCPR.

[havoc00]

That looks like LGBTCPR.

kek

[Sil3nt1]

[Ausaric]

So no chest compressions at all, just massage the dick and balls and give him a kiss?

Can confirm, this is not CPR.

All jokes aside, they generally recommend for adults that you initiate chest compressions immediately and DON’T STOP, even to give “rescue breaths”.

At the base of the sternum, you take both hands and perform very hard thrusts at a rate of approximately 100-120 per minute. Faster than this will not allow the heart to refill with blood. Think about the beat to “Stayin’ Alive”.

You WILL get tired faster than you think, and depending upon when EMS gets there, you may need to go in shifts. They should be on a flat hard surface. You may break ribs, it feels like branches cracking. Keep going.

Once EMS arrives, let them know what happened and step back right away.

Best case scenario, you kept sending blood to their brain and minimize any damage that they would suffer had you not administered it.



So yeah, fondling their twig and berries has no effect. And if they are suffocating on something, blowing into their mouth without first sweeping the occlusion can make that worse.

It’s called CPR and it can save your best friend or beloved family members life, or even a complete stranger.

[ItsJamesthefin]

Lock the arms and rock the body while making sure you allow the chest to fully retract. About 100 per minute, simple.

[JT11RTR]

If you want to wake someone up, grind your knuckle on their sternum. It hurts like a bitch. If that doesn't get them to move at all and you can't find a pulse, start chest compressions. Don't even weaste time with rescue breathing.

[ItsJamesthefin]

If you want to wake someone up, grind your knuckle on their sternum. It hurts like a bitch. If that doesn't get them to move at all and you can't find a pulse, start chest compressions. Don't even weaste time with rescue breathing.

Can confirm I love sternum rubbing some overdosing people.

[Ausaric]

Can confirm I love sternum rubbing some overdosing people.

I like when they’re faking it and they can’t even tolerate the most gentle sternal rub.

It’s like, “ok sweetheart, nice try. Time to wake up!”

[Pterodactyl314]

Haven’t taught cpr in a year. Red cross must have added ball squeeze during the vitals check.

[Ausaric]

Haven’t taught cpr in a year. Red cross must have added ball squeeze during the vitals check.

It’s actually a great alternative to the sternal rub. Just squeeze their balls really hard, you’ll know right away if they are actually in trouble.

[Nicklol]

da fuk

[THE-BEEF]

I like when they’re faking it and they can’t even tolerate the most gentle sternal rub.

It’s like, “ok sweetheart, nice try. Time to wake up!”

I like nailbed pressure and trap squeeze. It's funny how pissed seizure fakers get when they are "seizing" and you squeeze the chit out of their trap and it magically stops their seizure.

[Ausaric]

I like nailbed pressure and trap squeeze. It's funny how pissed seizure fakers get when they are "seizing" and you squeeze the chit out of their trap and it magically stops their seizure.

I love the upper trap squeeze because you just can say “hey there buddy you ok?” and just deliver minor gentle-non-injuring pressure and you know right away. Just like squeezing a friend’s shoulder to say hello. Then you hear “Aaarrrghhh”. Wow suddenly you’re awake!

“Oh ok fella you’re ok”. Pat them on the shoulder gently and make sure they have call bell in reach.

Never tried nail bed though.