Dr Falsie

[dontstopbelief]

Appeared on First Take yesterday, Max asks "when are we going to get sports back to normal?"

Dr.Falsie: "you're going to hear more and more as the weeks go by, the things we recommend that vaccinated people can do"

[Polaris]

Total clown.

[DoctorKazama]

Just two more decades bro.

[Briangumble]

That guy is the anti-christ

[Fozzy13]

How is/was he wrong again?


Oh wait, I guess he needs to upload vids on youtube in his basement office for it to be credible


clown world

[Droopdx]

How is/was he wrong again?


Oh wait, I guess he needs to upload vids on youtube in his basement office for it to be credible


clown world

35k posts 38k rep power. Hopefully you’re more popular on Reddit, *******.

[ChrisLS8]

How is/was he wrong again?


Oh wait, I guess he needs to upload vids on youtube in his basement office for it to be credible


clown world

I guess we need to be in favor of unnecessary vaccines for the kung flu in your opinion?

[wincel]

Appeared on First Take yesterday, Max asks "when are we going to get sports back to normal?"

Dr.Falsie: "you're going to hear more and more as the weeks go by, the things we recommend that vaccinated people can do"

Total clown.

Just two more decades bro.

That guy is the anti-christ

35k posts 38k rep power. Hopefully you’re more popular on Reddit, *******.

I guess we need to be in favor of unnecessary vaccines for the kung flu in your opinion?

All the above are idiots.

How is/was he wrong again?


Oh wait, I guess he needs to upload vids on youtube in his basement office for it to be credible


clown world

Only sane poster ITT.

[wincel]

I love how you retards think science is "unmanly".
Only in America.
Brb can blow up your house while you come at me with your fists.
Brb can lift more than the strongest man using simple machines.
Brb can explain the universe while u pray to ur imaginary friend.
Just Fukkin LoL

[ChrisLS8]

All the above are idiots.



Only sane poster ITT.

You're so edgy.

Straight bitchmaxxin, we know you walk around the store with a full respirator, hazmat suit, and tank of oxygen

[wincel]

I can blow up your house if I wanted to REEEEE REEEEE I wouldn’t even have to leave daddy’s basement, I promise!

Imagine dating a sloot with BLM on her twitter. LMFAO @ u

[Droopdx]

Imagine dating a sloot with BLM on her twitter. LMFAO @ u

Gf doesn’t have twitter, and doesn’t give a fuk about BLM

[Fuggettabowteet]

Imagine caring about this absolute clown. I will not get the vaccine and I will remain free.

[JaundiceBiscuit]

Total clown.

Max?.....Agree
Fowlci?.............









Agree

[tank2003]

I love how you retards think science is "unmanly".
Only in America.
Brb can blow up your house while you come at me with your fists.
Brb can lift more than the strongest man using simple machines.
Brb can explain the universe while u pray to ur imaginary friend.
Just Fukkin LoL

Who said anything about science being unmanly?. Fauci is just another liberal who exempts himself from the rules that we peasants must follow. Not to mention how much he contradicted himself over the last year

Brb...you must go to work..unless you absolutely have to or need to get a second job. then go to work
Brb...dont go outside your home, but here is another celebrity telling you to take care of your mental health and to go outside
Brb..."The virus is ___ times smaller than a "regular" mask so any mask that isnt N95 rated is useless in blocking the virus, but you must wear a mask anyway. You know what, lets wear 2 masks. It's 75% efficient (nevermind that that isnt how you measure this sort of thing especially when the virus is gonna slip through anything that isnt an N95). It's just common sense. No, i dont have a peer revciewed study to back this claim up. I'm doctor fauci so you have to just believe me."
Brb....The virus will stay alive on most surfaces for 2 hours. Wait...6 hours. No its 8 hours. In most cases its days, not hours.
Brb...Dont go to the doctors. Unless you are sick. Then go to the doctor. Unless you are too sick. Then dont go to the doctor.
Brb...Dont send your kids to school, unless you can. If you cant, homeschool them. Unless you cant. You cant/dont have to homeschool them if you: dont have internet, have more than one child, cant stay home to babysit, dont have a computer/tablet, are disabled
Brb..stores will be closed, except the ones that will stay open. But you shouldnt venture out and go to them, unless you need to or have a reason. Then you can go to them.
Brb...No, small businesses cannot stay open. Only huge corporations who are lobbyists for congress can stay open. They slide us briefcases of money for destroying middle america

You are a certified moron for thinking there is nothign odd about a virus that has a near 100% survival rate for healthy people

[yewotm8]

I love how you retards think science is "unmanly".
Only in America.
Brb can blow up your house while you come at me with your fists.
Brb can lift more than the strongest man using simple machines.
Brb can explain the universe while u pray to ur imaginary friend.
Just Fukkin LoL

Nobody has said science is unmanly. They've said that what is being preached as science is blatantly unscientific. You are an NPC who deliberately misunderstands what people are saying so you don't have to think.

[ChrisLS8]

Who said anything about science being unmanly?. Fauci is just another liberal who exempts himself from the rules that we peasants must follow. Not to mention how much he contradicted himself over the last year

Brb...you must go to work..unless you absolutely have to or need to get a second job. then go to work
Brb...dont go outside your home, but here is another celebrity telling you to take care of your mental health and to go outside
Brb..."The virus is ___ times smaller than a "regular" mask so any mask that isnt N95 rated is useless in blocking the virus, but you must wear a mask anyway. You know what, lets wear 2 masks. It's 75% efficient (nevermind that that isnt how you measure this sort of thing especially when the virus is gonna slip through anything that isnt an N95). It's just common sense. No, i dont have a peer revciewed study to back this claim up. I'm doctor fauci so you have to just believe me."
Brb....The virus will stay alive on most surfaces for 2 hours. Wait...6 hours. No its 8 hours. In most cases its days, not hours.
Brb...Dont go to the doctors. Unless you are sick. Then go to the doctor. Unless you are too sick. Then dont go to the doctor.
Brb...Dont send your kids to school, unless you can. If you cant, homeschool them. Unless you cant. You cant/dont have to homeschool them if you: dont have internet, have more than one child, cant stay home to babysit, dont have a computer/tablet, are disabled
Brb..stores will be closed, except the ones that will stay open. But you shouldnt venture out and go to them, unless you need to or have a reason. Then you can go to them.
Brb...No, small businesses cannot stay open. Only huge corporations who are lobbyists for congress can stay open. They slide us briefcases of money for destroying middle america

You are a certified moron for thinking there is nothign odd about a virus that has a near 100% survival rate for healthy people

Massively based.


What sounds better?

Dr. Falsie?

Or

Dr. Fraudci?

[Mountaineer92]

will be such a sad sad day when fraudci dies...naturally ofc.

[tank2003]

Massively based.


What sounds better?

Dr. Falsie?

Or

Dr. Fraudci?

Dr. Falsie. Maybe Dr. Fauxci

[exyl]

Things that vaccinated people can do

So...

Be apart of the experiment or else you don’t get any rights.

Cool.

[exyl]

Dr. Falsie. Maybe Dr. Fauxci

[ChrisLS8]

We have a winner

Dr. ****CI

[AlwaysFocus]

I love how you retards think science is "unmanly".
Only in America.
Brb can blow up your house while you come at me with your fists.
Brb can lift more than the strongest man using simple machines.
Brb can explain the universe while u pray to ur imaginary friend.
Just Fukkin LoL

Stop making yourself look foolish, the universe is not explained, only theories. You should know this.

[wincel]

Who said anything about science being unmanly?. Fauci is just another liberal who exempts himself from the rules that we peasants must follow. Not to mention how much he contradicted himself over the last year

Brb...you must go to work..unless you absolutely have to or need to get a second job. then go to work
Brb...dont go outside your home, but here is another celebrity telling you to take care of your mental health and to go outside
Brb..."The virus is ___ times smaller than a "regular" mask so any mask that isnt N95 rated is useless in blocking the virus, but you must wear a mask anyway. You know what, lets wear 2 masks. It's 75% efficient (nevermind that that isnt how you measure this sort of thing especially when the virus is gonna slip through anything that isnt an N95). It's just common sense. No, i dont have a peer revciewed study to back this claim up. I'm doctor fauci so you have to just believe me."
Brb....The virus will stay alive on most surfaces for 2 hours. Wait...6 hours. No its 8 hours. In most cases its days, not hours.
Brb...Dont go to the doctors. Unless you are sick. Then go to the doctor. Unless you are too sick. Then dont go to the doctor.
Brb...Dont send your kids to school, unless you can. If you cant, homeschool them. Unless you cant. You cant/dont have to homeschool them if you: dont have internet, have more than one child, cant stay home to babysit, dont have a computer/tablet, are disabled
Brb..stores will be closed, except the ones that will stay open. But you shouldnt venture out and go to them, unless you need to or have a reason. Then you can go to them.
Brb...No, small businesses cannot stay open. Only huge corporations who are lobbyists for congress can stay open. They slide us briefcases of money for destroying middle america

You are a certified moron for thinking there is nothign odd about a virus that has a near 100% survival rate for healthy people

You did. Fauci didn't contradict himself. Surgical masks have been shown to not be very effective against influenza. They have, however, been shown to work against covid. You can review the literature. You seem to dispute this for some reason.

Again, you seem to be upset over policy compromises made to reduce the spread. Ideally, you would all self quarantine, but that is asking too much of half educated hicks from Mississippi.

Again, you don't seem to understand that surgical masks have been shown to be effective vs covid aerosols but not influenza aerosols. And you don't have a peer reviewed study. Fauci does. Would you like to see the peer reviewed study? OK
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-020-0843-2

Is Nature a prestigious enough journal for a hick like you from Mississippi?

Yeah science is ever evolving. They didn't know how long the virus would survive. And it has differential survival rates on different surfaces. On certain types of plastics, it can survive up to a week, but it also depends on the local environment, include factors, such as salinity, presence of water, sunlight, temperature, etc. But you're a dumbass, so you wouldn't understand these subtleties, again because you are a fuking half educated hick from Mississippi.

The advice was coherent. Don't go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary. If you know you have covid and can still breath ok, then stay home. Why is this hard to understand? Oh yeah, because you are a fuking half educated hick from Mississippi.

Schools were shut down to prevent the spread of the disease. But new research indicated that some schools could probably remain open, provided certain guidelines were followed.

Yeah a cost benefit analysis was done to close nonessential stores and small stores. Yes, Walmart and other stores remained open. It just so happens that larger stores have fewer hops for their supply chains, better ventilation, and also happen to supply much of our country with food. I can see why you might find this unfair. Take it up with your Republican governor, who executed the suggestions.

Again, this is a matter for you to take up with your Republican governor.

You are a certified moron for thinking that a virus with extreme transmissibility and ~1% mortality would not be incredibly disruptive to our society and overwhelm our healthcare system if we did nothing. BRB "liberal" conspiracy when practically the ENTIRE world, including countries that bitterly hate us and threaten us with nuclear weapons, took the same fuking measures or even more draconian ones. Clearly, they thought the virus was serious.

So, why are you so god damn stupid? Well, Dunning-Kruger and because you are a fuking half educated hick from Mississippi.

I really hope some of this post sinks into your fuking thick autistic skull you fuking exercise science/ nutritionist unquantitative Trump supporting hick douchebag terrorist piece of dogchit. But I know it won't. Fuk yourself bro, and by bro I mean never my bro FUKING HICK *******.

SUCK MY DIK. PEACE.

Stop making yourself look foolish, the universe is not explained, only theories. You should know this.

*explain it better than u retards

there

happy?

And a lot of it is pretty well explained, but ur right. Not completely explained.

[Antoine99]

That gif of the "I have no idea what I'm doing" dog with the chemistry set which I am too lazy to post would be perfect.

[Kiop]

trump said it
he has been there for 350 years!

[wincel]

trump said it
he has been there for 350 years!

Trump also said to take your vaccine. Take your fuking vaccine u subhuman rodent.

[LinuxJon]

He originally said masks didn't work when they thought they didn't work due to them not working well against influenza. Surgical masks do work well vs covid. Those are estimates based on number that need to be vaccinated for herd immunity.

Those were all reasonable estimates, but were contingent on idiots like you following guidelines, which you didn't.

You're a god damn moron. I'm reporting your post, and we all know who should be hanged and fed to wild dogs, stupid motherfuker.

Why do I get banned, but you're allowed to post "political hyperbole" like that? You know where I hyperbolically stand on your hero, you deranged terrorist fuk.

My dad died, alone, because the idiots orchestrating this bullchit Covid response in California canceled routine appointments like cancer screenings in all of 2020. Then when he had a stoke because the lung cancer he wasn't screened for during his canceled April 2020 appointment had metastasized, none of us were allowed to visit him in the hospital for the last ten days of his life. Oh, and then the funeral was limited to ten people and we had to fight to have it in a church rather than a parking lot.

All of the people responsible for killing people and destroying lives with their lockdown nonsense can kiss my fukcing ass. If anyone wants to ban me for saying that, well worth it.

[wincel]

My dad died, alone, because the idiots orchestrating this bullchit Covid response in California canceled routine appointments like cancer screenings in all of 2020. Then when he had a stoke because the lung cancer he wasn't screened for during his canceled April 2020 appointment had metastasized, none of us were allowed to visit him in the hospital for the last ten days of his life. Oh, and then the funeral was limited to ten people and we had to fight to have it in a church rather than a parking lot.

All of the people responsible for killing people and destroying lives with their lockdown nonsense can kiss my fukcing ass. If anyone wants to ban me for saying that, well worth it.

Yeah and ur fuking biased af and blaming Fauci for your dad's death, rather than the orange retard who made this 2x worse than it needed to be. Yeah covid is real asswipe. Guess what? If someone sane who listened to science had been president, your dad might have still been alive right now.

Sorry about your dad, but you're srsly a fuking idiot.

[jamalfudge]

Yeah and ur fuking biased af and blaming Fauci for your dad's death, rather than the orange retard who made this 2x worse than it needed to be. Yeah covid is real asswipe. Guess what? If someone sane who listened to science had been president, your dad might have still been alive right now.

Sorry about your dad, but you're srsly a fuking idiot.

This is a new low for you on so many levels...