Seriously, inb4 anyone says grammar nazi. It's simple, either you know the correct way or you don't. If you're over 18 and still don't know these things then odds are you're stupid. Before anyone says, "I don't know this chit, but I'm smart in math and science". It doesn't matter. These are extremely basic and beyond easy to understand. Even if it's simply that you don't care you are still stupid because not caring how you come across in writing is idiotic. People judge you on it.
Examples:
You use "then" when you should use "than".
"That one sloot is way hotter then that other sloot."
You use "could of".
"I could of fukd her, but decided not to."
Its vs. it's
"I saw that tranny and would of fukd it's brains out"
The classic and probably most frequent error:
You say your when you should use you're.
This one is out of control. It's so fukn simple. It's either "your" which is possessive or "you're" which is the contraction of you are. Fukn c'mon already.
I feel like other ones can be forgiven, but if you do not know the above three correctly then you're stupid.
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07-16-2015, 11:41 AM #1
If you consistently make these grammatical errors then you're stupid (srs)
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07-16-2015, 11:52 AM #3
What kills me is when people mix up loose and lose.
In context; you will lose the game. Your girlfriend is loose.** KNEE DRAGGERS UNITE **
"Be curious and never give up, however difficult things might seem. Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -Stephen Hawking
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07-16-2015, 11:54 AM #4
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Partners/attorneys for the firm I work for (actual ceo/10k days) make all these common grammatical errors everyday.
Thats why secretaries are there to proof read them for mistakes.
Are you saying all these people are stupid?
Or is it possible that people make mistakes despite their intelligence
Nah must mean secretaries are smarter
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07-16-2015, 11:55 AM #5
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07-16-2015, 11:58 AM #8
I know plenty of intelligent people who make grammatical errors when talking, in fact I'd assume most of the world does...
Spend some time around people whose second language is English... you'll learn that people can still communicate and be intelligent even though they have some hurdles to jump through when speaking.
tldr quit being a *******
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You do not have to be smart to make a fortune. I'm not saying you can be a total moron and become wealthy, but many wealthy people are just extremely driven, personable, and have natural confidence or leadership abilities. Do you think a CEO is crunching numbers? No, it's about knowing how to manage people, manage personalities, and the ability to have a vision which you can then put into action. Really it's all about desire and work ethic much more than actual intelligence.
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