If I currently pick up 7.25's natty - #/10 could I pick up with 2015 White Mercedes?

[JNoble92]

Cliffs:

- OP is charmer with strong chat game/life-experience and confidence for a young guy so can approach and chat to multitude of sloots
- OP is self-admitting dyel but has decent facial aesthetics; that's what matters though right?
- OP does NOT go for gold-diggers i.e. natty - only uses personality
- Range of rating of sloots that OP picks up for FwB/relationship is 6.5-8 (never lower, rarely higher)
- OP wants to try pick up gold-diggers and hit the above 8 range
- How likely am I to get success if I use my car, roll down windows, bang out tunes, tell sloots to hop in, drive them to the mall, take them to starbucks, take them on some windy country roads at speed, let them take instagram selfies in the car, etc?

Pics of car:

[Cpaballin]

subtle brag thread
i think you would get more numbers brah if you ditched the merc, ditched the suit and tie and auditioned for and got accepted into RADA
once you have the RADA ticket all the bishes will be frothing for that new up and coming JNoble92

[PootieTang89]

I definitely could see you pick up an 8



























year old soccer player in that car, why the fuk would you buy that for $40k OP?

[BenkatHashim]

Probably add one point because it quite an aesthetic car, so 8.25s

If you win to hit the 9 range, get a white Audi R8, sloots love that car. And if you want to pick up 10s, get a Ferrari or Lamborghini. I'm not saying spend a lot of money just to get more one night stands, but if you can afford them, then enjoy them for the driving pleasure, and the sloots will come naturally.

Nice purchase bro, report back how many you pick up

[Beauuu]

you are trying to sound like you arent salty about your thread that backfired, but you are salty. stay upset OP. your car is ugly and you know it

[JNoble92]

I definitely could see you pick up an 8

year old soccer player in that car, why the fuk would you buy that for $40k OP?

As long as I can drop him off to his daddy's while I have my way with his mom hnnngggggg

Always been my dream to bang a HOT milf

[squeak419]

you are trying to sound like you arent salty about your thread that backfired, but you are salty. stay upset OP. your car is ugly and you know it

So much salt.

OP hasn't revealed he drives a hatchback.

[Changedmalife]

drive a better car = better girls ? u wot OP?

[liftersize]

is that even a nice car? And why'd you get white? White cars are for girls.

[JNoble92]

drive a better car = better girls ? u wot OP?

[PootieTang89]

LOOOOL you're a legit fruitcake if u think you're gonna be picking up women in an a-class

a car which any dumbass with three months of bank statements and some half decent credit can pick up

OP u do realize that car finance has never been more accessible to the average joe right?

srs tho. Not to mention OP completely failed to consider what he could've purchased CPO'd or used at that range or less, like a fuking C63 AMG or E92 M3. Both cars far superior and wouldn't depreciate nearly as much or as fast

[TheCore84]

Steering wheel on wrong side/thread

[JNoble92]

LOOOOL you're a legit fruitcake if u think you're gonna be picking up women in an a-class

a car which any dumbass with three months of bank statements and some half decent credit can pick up

OP u do realize that car finance has never been more accessible to the average joe right?

srs tho. Not to mention OP completely failed to consider what he could've purchased CPO'd or used at that range or less, like a fuking C63 AMG or E92 M3. Both cars far superior and wouldn't depreciate nearly as much or as fast

LMFAO @ misc

Are you all virgins or something?

Do you honestly think if I mass text a lot of girls, "Hey [name], gather a few of your gals, i'm picking you up in my new Mercedes and taking you all out to a bar tomorrow night at 8... unless you'd rather have me to yourself, ofcourse "

They would reply BRB I could clear my dads bank and buy my own, or BRB who was depreciation goals, or BRB is it a C63 AMG?

They would tap their poocy's to get them prepped for my mighty meat cawk for which Dominos named a pizza after hearing about my impressive girth, and then they would put on their best dress and await at their doorstep for 5 mins before i'm set to arrive...

[Malfa]

lol show the back of your ugly ass car

[GnarlySheen]

[video=youtube;0iyeUcFKRv4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4[/vieo]

[video=youtube;XbYNAZxcWh4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbYNAZxcWh4[/vido]

Lambo =/= Mercedes wagon.

[Hangfire]

How stupid do you fks have to be to not realize those videos are all 100% fake?

[JNoble92]

Lambo =/= Mercedes wagon.

Mercedes Wagon is a G63 or an ML-class

This is a sporty aesthetic model that sloots will like...

[JNoble92]

lol show the back of your ugly ass car

Better than your GF's rear.

[JNoble92]

is that even a nice car? And why'd you get white? White cars are for girls.

White cars are for alphas brah...

[steeperdolphin]

This one would work much better.

[JNoble92]

This one would work much better.

I'm trying to pick up more gold-diggers, not sell ice-creams brah...

[PROPH3CY]

Wat...

Please do not tell me that's an A-Class hatched merc.... Brah if anything that car is a pussy deterrent

[Cassack]

Thats hell of a pathetic thread. miscers gonna misc

[elias1877]

brah u fukking steering wheel is on the wrong side...

[JNoble92]

brah u fukking steering wheel is on the wrong side...

I'm UK brah ****boy, do you even observe?

[InsidetheCentre]

Those kind of mercs are the exact kind that guys who are trying too hard to look wealthy buy. Analogous to wearing a big blingy rolex its just cringey as phuck.

To top it off you got it in white, vagina confirmed.

[JNoble92]

Those kind of mercs are the exact kind that guys who are trying too hard to look wealthy buy. Analogous to wearing a big blingy rolex its just cringey as phuck.

To top it off you got it in white, vagina confirmed.

Lmao, what do you drive *******?

brb 02 light-grey vauxhall corsa which wouldn't even pass an MOT...

Come back to me when you've actually picked up a girl in a car. Actually, come back when you've even picked up a real girl at all.

[MisogynistBrah]

I'm up on melancholy hill... Do-doo-dooli

[JNoble92]

Wat...

Please do not tell me that's an A-Class hatched merc.... Brah if anything that car is a pussy deterrent

u wot mate?

Are you the kind of ****boy who thinks Arnold was "too big"?

GTFO

[1010101]

You could have got an almost new C63 AMG for the price you paid for this car. There are just so many better options if you're looking for sport or luxury.