Worst pain you've ever experienced?

[5htp]

From what I've heard it seems that kidney stones are the GOAT in terms of excruciating agony, luckily I've never known that feel. Interested to hear what miscers have experienced - here are my top 5:

1. Gout
Pain level: Solid and sustained 9/10 over a 24-hour period. More acute pain than anything I've ever felt in my life, and it was relentless, no relief whatsoever until it finally went the following day.

2. Second degree burns
Pain level: 8/10. When I was 5 years old I grabbed a naked lit light bulb because I wanted to show off in front of a friend. Valuable lesson learned.

3. Fractured wrist
Pain level: 6.5/10. Can't give it a 7 because I could at least have some control over it by not moving my hand/arm at all, but when it did move it was spectacular.

4. Being repeatedly kneed in the balls during a fight
Pain level: 6/10. I didn't even feel it at all during the actual knee attacks (the guy got at least 10 solid hits in) thanks to adrenaline, it was only afterwards (some guys stepped in and took him off me) that it moved up to my stomach and reality set in. It's such a uniquely dull and overwhelming pain. I always lol when women 'wince' when they see footage of a guy getting his balls kicked or hit or crushed in whatever way - bish you have no fukkin idea what it feels like! You can't, not just for the obvious reason because you don't have balls, but because it really is qualitatively such a different kind of pain than being hit in any other part of the body. The closest comparison that women might be able to experience is being punched in the solar plexus - a qualitatively different kind of pain still of course, but the overwhelming and debilitating sick feeling you get from that does have some similarities with being hit in the balls.

5. Haemorrhoids
Pain level: 5.5/10. Not quite a 6 as you can mitigate it with cream and by just not moving at all, but if you have to move (or, god forbid, take a dump) then it can reach a solid 7 for short periods of time.



Overall I consider myself very lucky that these are the worst I've had. Interested to hear what you guys have experienced

[VicelikeLlama5]

playing soccer in the 3rd grade in PE at school

other team was taking a free kick and I was on the wall. I had a gut feeling that it was going straight to my balls

And sure enough, like a heat-seeking drone, it locked on to my balls and hit me square in it


it felt like i was bleeding out of it but i didnt look until i got home. I ended up being fine, thank god it was the very last thing of the day.

[prime853]

you've obviously never been Heartbroken OP...






notsrs

but srs probably for me would have been falling out of the rafters at boarding school and landing on my knees on the metal frame of a bed with no mattres, docs were surprised I didn't shatter my knees, had 3 weeks of school, didn't actually cry but was so painful

OR

sinus headaches, never blew my nose and got blocked up, headaches were so painful I was in tears at school and had to go home, had 2 weeks of school for that, was terrible

[avodo]

cluster headache

[Mysticyo]

when i couldnt bench 350 while i was cutting, worst pain ever, felt like shyt

[VicelikeLlama5]

also, i had the worst migraine of my life around 9 months ago

pretty bad, 8/10 if 10 is completely unbearable

[butwhowasfeel]

dildo up my anus


but its the good pain nomsayin

[rocketsfanumad]

i slipped on ice once

[bonerise]

When I had epididymitis.

[lced]

[NEBinAK]

Breaking my back in 3 places in a major car accident and the two years or surgery procedures following

8/10 initially
10/10 trigger point injections

Getting my jaw cut open and 6 teeth removed surgically, was unconscious hurt pretty bad the next day

8/10 migraine from getting my jawbone restructured

Getting the rest of my teeth pulled out without anesthesia

7/10 pulling bone splinters out of my gums for a month

But my back is stronger then ever and now I have a perfect smile of beautiful fake teeth

[Nicro327]

Hemorrhoids just itch a crapload and it pisses me off cause you can't scratch your anus.

No pain though.

[BadMedicin3]

Toothache, I used to bang my head on the wall because of the pain

[giannski]

knowing that she isn't in my arms

[revyy]

Mom passing away


Them feels

[MadeItBro]

When I visited snap city while doing t-bar rows brb literally froze up walking to hospital so much pain body wouldn't even let me move


8.9/10

[CuriosityBrah]

wisdom teeth gum infection, injection of the needle piercing that infected gum........ 9/10 insane pain like you wouldn't believe. All nerves firing like no tmr.

[IsThisRealLife]

Got hit in the chest by a 2x4 coming off of a shed roof. Broke 2 ribs on my left side, and bruised another. For the first few weeks, the pain was about a 7.5 round the clock, but when I would cough and not have time to assume the cough position (Basically, you grab a pillow or something and hug it close), it was a 9.99999/10. It is completely unbearable. Thought I was going to die from the pain, if such a thing is even possible.

[jikoo92]

is this real life. does no one on the misc have male genitals? worst pain is getting kicked in balls.
brb kneel over in pain
brb pain rises slowly up to stomach
brb brb

[seembrah]

Snapped my back up doing squats earlier thus year. Could not walk or even shift my body on the bed for 3 days. Had to piss in a bucket. Only after pumping clofen and ******** for an entire day I could get out of bed completely jacked up on meds.

I remember driving home, nearly passed out driving I was in so much pain. As soon as I got home, called gf and thank god she had the day off work she walked me inside.

Front squat crew now

8.5/10

[NEBinAK]

dildo up my anus


but its the good pain nomsayin

Strong user name to post correlation

[HarryFlashman]

I don't know if it's the worst pain ever but a while ago I twisted one of my testicles. I don't know how I did it but it was a horrible feeling, but I managed to free it thank god by walking around the house naked and stamping around, it just dropped back into place. The pain after though was so horrible, I had to lie on my bed with a bag of frozen peas on my nuts, sweating and feeling very hot and sick, unable to move for an hour or so. My girl offered me a bj, but I couldn't have her near me so obviously refused. Thankfully after a while it died down. I hope it doesn't happen again.

[AllApologies]

1. Perforated eardrum
Pain: 9/10
I don't know how to describe this...

2. Broken ankle
Pain: 6/10
Days of intense pain.

3. Falling on face (recently)
Pain 5.5/10 (with 5 being the moment after you get hit in the balls)
I fell roughly 6 feet (from the top of a fence), attempting to be funny. It was certainly the most "shocking" feeling I've ever had, and it was a hundred times harder than I've ever been hit. It happened in 2005, almost 9 years ago, and it still hurts daily more than any breakup, argument, or any other bs daily complaint ever could.

The scale doesn't do respect to psychological pain. In regards to that, my best friend committing suicide brought about pain at easily a 10/10 level; it was pain so intense that living itself did not seem to have any reason nor value.

[APwn]

Dislocated shoulder was by far the worst for me. Would of been okay if somone could just pop it back for me on the spot, but nooo. 6 hour wait in the hospital of peace ffs, while in agony and puking my guts out. Done it 4 times now, never gets easier.

[5htp]

Breaking my back in 3 places in a major car accident and the two years or surgery procedures following

8/10 initially
10/10 trigger point injections

Getting my jaw cut open and 6 teeth removed surgically, was unconscious hurt pretty bad the next day

8/10 migraine from getting my jawbone restructured

Getting the rest of my teeth pulled out without anesthesia

7/10 pulling bone splinters out of my gums for a month

But my back is stronger then ever and now I have a perfect smile of beautiful fake teeth

Holy crap dude.

[ezk]

Crashed my bike, my face hit the handle bars which pushed my two front teeth back into my gums, ****ing killed

[Huyistic]

wisdom teeth removal and shingles on mah face...

[portamoral]

I don't know if it's the worst pain ever but a while ago I twisted one of my testicles. I don't know how I did it but it was a horrible feeling, but I managed to free it thank god by walking around the house naked and stamping around, it just dropped back into place. The pain after though was so horrible, I had to lie on my bed with a bag of frozen peas on my nuts, sweating and feeling very hot and sick, unable to move for an hour or so. My girl offered me a bj, but I couldn't have her near me so obviously refused. Thankfully after a while it died down. I hope it doesn't happen again.

brah thats testicular torsion, aware yourself on that shiet you could have lost your nut. and if it happened once, theres a good chance of it happening again. go to the ER next time pls

[StoliFun]

Legg Calve Perthes disease: 9/10.

Basically as a kid my one hip wasn't getting enough blood flow and it was growing weird. Definitely the worst pain I've ever experienced. It would occur nightly when I was ten or eleven years old. And because it would happen most every night, the dread would make it worse. It's also what took Bo Jackson out of professional athletics.

I'll need a hip replacement in 10-20 years unless stem cell therapy or something else turns up something good.


Appendicitis: 8/10

I was eight, so the memories are fuzzy. I remember sitting outside my parents' bedroom door waiting for them to wake up because I didn't want to disturb their slumber with my stomach ache.

cluster headache

also, i had the worst migraine of my life around 9 months ago

pretty bad, 8/10 if 10 is completely unbearable

Orgasm migraines: 8/10

Imagine fapping in your shower like normal and as you're about to climax you get a dull ache at the base of your skull, you start seeing black spots, and then your skull gets crushed from inside out right after you finish. Horrifying, but I just had to stop jerking it for a few weeks for it to go away.

[Holmbrah]

knowing that she isn't in my arms

not sure if you're serious. but this is probably one of the worst