Caught my sons friend with my dog

[doughnutking]

So i live with my 18 year old son and last night i was over staying at my girlfriends house and the last thing my son told me was that he was going out for few pints to the local pub with his friend. I told him not too go crazy on the drink as he has work today, and i didn't speak to him again after that.

Now it turns out that he did indeed get drunk and him and his friend took advantage of the fact that i was not at home to back to the house and drink some more. Supposedly they went back to have a chili pepper eating contest whereby they eat a chili and then drink a mini budweiser.
Anyway my son still got up and went to work as usual.

So around 10.30am i come home, i was meant to be working today but ended up taking the day off as i was due the time and had some hayfever and couldn't be bothered going in.

Anyway i get into the house and it is quiet, normally by the time i get out of the kitchen my dog has met me in the hallway so i assume he is sleeping (probably on one of the beds upstairs) so i head on up to look for him to make sure he is alright.

As i get to the top of the stairs i get a strong smell of peanut butter and hear this licking sound coming from my sons room. So i open the door to find my sons friend Marcus lying face down on a mattress on the floor with his pants around his ankles and peanut butter spread all over his angus and my dog "Rambo" who is a husky and meant to be alpha as fuark, licking josh's angus.

I exclaim "HOLY FUC", Rambo turns around and jumps up to welcome me (breath stinking of peanut butter), Marcus says "HOLY CHIT" jumps up pulls up his pants and says to me as he runs out of the room "It's not what it looks like!" and runs out of the house.

I'm not sure how long this was going on but the whole top part of my house stunk of peanut butter.

Anyway i casually called my son to detective what was going on the night before and he told me what they were up to and how he left Marcus in the house this morning when he went to work. I never mentioned finding Marcus and the dog in the bedroom.

Now half of me wants to get it out in the open and the other half knows that if i do then Marcus will be ridiculed. The fact he is 18 and probably "experimenting" is enough for me to keep my mouth shut for his sake.

Cliffs
Come home and find my sons friend making my dog lick his angus.
Think i will keep it to myself to save him from ridicule.

[doughnutking]

What should i say to the young ******* the next time i see him? Except for "If i catch you with my dog again you are a dead man"?

[iwant2beswole]

dont ruin his life, he might commit suicide (most extreme case, but that's always a possibility and you don't want that to hang over you)

[ShortestOfTall]

"So...you like peanut butter?"

[Grizvok]

Your dog is so gay.

[jonmcd46]

well... how did your dog like it...

[Nightwing749]

Holy f*ck that was funny, lol. I would say something along these lines..

I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for forgiveness, I can tell you I don't have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my dog go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[TheTovarishch]

"so...you like peanut butter?"

lol!!!

[Madvillainy]

classic fukkin marcus

[Stannis]

Why did you call him Marcus, then Josh?

Lol if this happened... Strong wtf.

[Erik2806]

only eat peanut butter sandwiches when your son has this friend over. but make sure you keep the jars hidden, don't want that fuker delving into your stash.

[doughnutking]

"So...you like peanut butter?"

Repped, i will probably make a point of speaking to him and saying to him not to worry about it so he does not avoid coming around to the house. It will be hard to not offer him a peanut butter sandwich though.

[Supadude]

Just remember...your dog licks you with that tongue.

[hieko]

tell him :

"son.. ur an ***it"

[GetBigbyDec]

So i live with my 18 year old son and last night i was over staying at my girlfriends house and the last thing my son told me was that he was going out for few pints to the local pub with his friend. I told him not too go crazy on the drink as he has work today, and i didn't speak to him again after that.

Now it turns out that he did indeed get drunk and him and his friend took advantage of the fact that i was not at home to back to the house and drink some more. Supposedly they went back to have a chili pepper eating contest whereby they eat a chili and then drink a mini budweiser.
Anyway my son still got up and went to work as usual.

So around 10.30am i come home, i was meant to be working today but ended up taking the day off as i was due the time and had some hayfever and couldn't be bothered going in.

Anyway i get into the house and it is quiet, normally by the time i get out of the kitchen my dog has met me in the hallway so i assume he is sleeping (probably on one of the beds upstairs) so i head on up to look for him to make sure he is alright.

As i get to the top of the stairs i get a strong smell of peanut butter and hear this licking sound coming from my sons room. So i open the door to find my sons friend Marcus lying face down on a mattress on the floor with his pants around his ankles and peanut butter spread all over his angus and my dog "Rambo" who is a husky and meant to be alpha as fuark, licking josh's angus.

I exclaim "HOLY FUC", Rambo turns around and jumps up to welcome me (breath stinking of peanut butter), Marcus says "HOLY CHIT" jumps up pulls up his pants and says to me as he runs out of the room "It's not what it looks like!" and runs out of the house.

I'm not sure how long this was going on but the whole top part of my house stunk of peanut butter.

Anyway i casually called my son to detective what was going on the night before and he told me what they were up to and how he left Marcus in the house this morning when he went to work. I never mentioned finding Marcus and the dog in the bedroom.

Now half of me wants to get it out in the open and the other half knows that if i do then Marcus will be ridiculed. The fact he is 18 and probably "experimenting" is enough for me to keep my mouth shut for his sake.

Cliffs
Come home and find my sons friend making my dog lick his angus.
Think i will keep it to myself to save him from ridicule.

dont tell a soul bro, it will ruin his life (srs)

[listenlisten]

As i get to the top of the stairs i get a strong smell of peanut butter and hear this licking sound coming from my sons room. So i open the door to find my sons friend Marcus lying face down on a mattress on the floor with his pants around his ankles and peanut butter spread all over his angus and my dog "Rambo" who is a husky and meant to be alpha as fuark, licking josh's angus.

wut?

[doughnutking]

Why did you call him Marcus, then Josh?

Lol if this happened... Strong wtf.

Yes you are right i changed his name to hide from misc detectives then forgot as i continued the story and used his real name. Nobody is going to find out who it is anyway. I went and changed it but misc was too quick, but yes Marcus is really Josh.

[kleenguard]

beastiality just happened in your house
can you ever eat PB&J sandwiches with strong PB in air

what if it was octopus?

[pondus_levo]

aware

[ImInTHIS]

Yes you are right i changed his name to hide from misc detectives then forgot as i continued the story and used his real name. Nobody is going to find out who it is anyway. I went and changed it but misc was too quick, but yes Marcus is really Josh.

What would detectives do?......I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.....

[Stronkmann]

Your dog is ****gy as phuk brah (srs)

[FireRises]

wait wut.

[doughnutking]

What would detectives do?......I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.....

There are a few people i know in real life who may or may not know i have an account here and also my username. I am not sure if they do so i try not to make references to my own life or use real names etc.

[Amillion]

OP, say your username 7 times really fast and you'll know your answer.

[Drewzer92]

This happened

[doughnutking]

OP, say your username 7 times really fast and you'll know your answer.

Wizard!

[astraman1]

you will prob never see him again

[bigben2121]

this woulda been a lot better if you had ms paint pics to go with the story

[doughnutking]

you will prob never see him again

Highly likely this is what will happen, he is a nice kid. Pretty intelligent and not a bad bone in his body. Not much i can do but i am going to get a hold off him quickly or his telephone number and tell him i won't tell anyone, don't want him to go and kill himself or anything stupid. You never know as he must be chitting himself at the moment wondering if anything will happen.

You know... what if i told his parents.

[swks26]

Is your dog male or female? If male, some bad news bruh.