I need women help Tmisc. Don't fail me now.

[FutureAirman27]

So there's this girl, she's sexy as phuck, and she thinks I am sexy as phuck too. She has told me, quite a few times. I have recently lost a lot of weight and started to look good, so I have zero experience with hot chicks. And to add even more, I was in a relationship for the past three years so idk much about being single either. This bish legit wants to phuck on our first date this friday, she said " I don't even wanna go to the movies maybe we can go to your place and I can show you what you've been missing". We have talked on the phone and she tells me she can rock my world and all that BS. I am pretty sure this girl is a female player, for real, she wants to tag it and bag it. The thing is, I caught feelings before I realized she is just in it for the physical chit and I am actually dissapointed, I like her she is honestly a badass chick. But if she gives it up on the first date I will lose all respect and feelings. This might sound stupid but I am more looking for a relationship than just sexual stuff, that's what hookers are for ya dig? I honestly don't know what to do, should I tell her how I feel, should I have her be a booty call, should I hit it and quit it, should I not let her do anything sexual. I feel used, kinda feels like chit brahs, srs. Maybe I just need to get used to life more, IDK. Is this how a lot of girls are? My last relationship was also my first, so I don't have any experience. This is probably confusing as phuck but any help would be insanely appreciated.

Love you Tmisc.

[DeaAx7]

cliffs would be very beneficial.... (short bulleted statements)

[GROSO]

I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

[DeaAx7]

^i hope you just copy and pasted that cuz if you typed it wow....

TL, DR...

[Enficy]

Well, Quantum mechanics (QM – also known as quantum physics, or quantum theory) is a branch of physics which deals with physical phenomena at microscopic scales, where the action is on the order of the Planck constant. Quantum mechanics departs from classical mechanics primarily at the quantum realm of atomic and subatomic length scales. Quantum mechanics provides a mathematical description of much of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interactions of energy and matter.
In advanced topics of quantum mechanics, some of these behaviors are macroscopic and emerge at only extreme (i.e., very low or very high) energies or temperatures.[citation needed] The name quantum mechanics derives from the observation that some physical quantities can change only in discrete amounts (Latin quanta), and not in a continuous (cf. analog) way. For example, the angular momentum of an electron bound to an atom or molecule is quantized. In the context of quantum mechanics, the wave–particle duality of energy and matter and the uncertainty principle provide a unified view of the behavior of photons, electrons, and other atomic-scale objects.


notsrs
















































Well, Quantum mechanics (QM – also known as quantum physics, or quantum theory) is a branch of physics which deals with physical phenomena at microscopic scales, where the action is on the order of the Planck constant. Quantum mechanics departs from classical mechanics primarily at the quantum realm of atomic and subatomic length scales. Quantum mechanics provides a mathematical description of much of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interactions of energy and matter.
In advanced topics of quantum mechanics, some of these behaviors are macroscopic and emerge at only extreme (i.e., very low or very high) energies or temperatures.[citation needed] The name quantum mechanics derives from the observation that some physical quantities can change only in discrete amounts (Latin quanta), and not in a continuous (cf. analog) way. For example, the angular momentum of an electron bound to an atom or molecule is quantized. In the context of quantum mechanics, the wave–particle duality of energy and matter and the uncertainty principle provide a unified view of the behavior of photons, electrons, and other atomic-scale objects.

[FutureAirman27]

cliffs would be very beneficial.... (short bulleted statements)

-Look good for the first time ever
-no experience with sloots
- sloot wants to phuck me
-I caught feelings for sloot
-dont know what to do

[SwolePatrol34]

Naw don't go for her.

Chances are that if she's like that, then she is talking other guys besides you.

She's the type of girl who will text and talk to a bunch of guys, and see which one will be the first to give her the d. and if the first guy doesn't give it to her, then she has a few back ups who will.

Don't be any of those guys. Find a genuine girl

[MeFromG]

So there's this girl, she's sexy as phuck, and she thinks I am sexy as phuck too. She has told me, quite a few times. I have recently lost a lot of weight and started to look good, so I have zero experience with hot chicks. And to add even more, I was in a relationship for the past three years so idk much about being single either. This bish legit wants to phuck on our first date this friday, she said " I don't even wanna go to the movies maybe we can go to your place and I can show you what you've been missing". We have talked on the phone and she tells me she can rock my world and all that BS. I am pretty sure this girl is a female player, for real, she wants to tag it and bag it. The thing is, I caught feelings before I realized she is just in it for the physical chit and I am actually dissapointed, I like her she is honestly a badass chick. But if she gives it up on the first date I will lose all respect and feelings. This might sound stupid but I am more looking for a relationship than just sexual stuff, that's what hookers are for ya dig? I honestly don't know what to do, should I tell her how I feel, should I have her be a booty call, should I hit it and quit it, should I not let her do anything sexual. I feel used, kinda feels like chit brahs, srs. Maybe I just need to get used to life more, IDK. Is this how a lot of girls are? My last relationship was also my first, so I don't have any experience. This is probably confusing as phuck but any help would be insanely appreciated.

Love you Tmisc.

When you don't like the fact that women have a sex drive too and express it freely when it feels right to them, then you should keep your distance from her and look out for another relationship.

[Stealth12]

^i hope you just copy and pasted that cuz if you typed it wow....

TL, DR...

In 3 minutes? Not even Groso can do that.

#fact

[...]notsrs[...]

You really like this one don't you?

[DeaAx7]

-Look good for the first time ever
-no experience with sloots
- sloot wants to phuck me
-I caught feelings for sloot
-dont know what to do

catching feelings is your problem

if you can phuc her without getting attached your in the clear

do not develop oneitis for this sloot as she will most likely hurt you in the end

this girl is not dating material op she is just a hole for your penor (srs)

[FutureAirman27]

When you don't like the fact that women have a sex drive too and express it freely when it feels right to them, then you should keep your distance from her and look out for another relationship.

you act like im some misogynistic *******. I would love the fact that she wants to phuck me if thats not ALL we ever talked about. EVER. I kind of agree with what you're saying tho, maybe she thinks if she acts like that I will want to be with her. idfk.

[Omegasus]

Reject sloot

Sloots world implodes out of confusion

Sloot wonders why, cant stand rejection

Sloot catches feels for OP

???

Profit

[FutureAirman27]

Reject sloot

Sloots world implodes out of confusion

Sloot wonders why, cant stand rejection

Sloot catches feels for OP

???

Profit

[FutureAirman27]

catching feelings is your problem

if you can phuc her without getting attached your in the clear

do not develop oneitis for this sloot as she will most likely hurt you in the end

this girl is not dating material op she is just a hole for your penor (srs)

Sadly, I must concur sir.

[Enficy]

In 3 minutes? Not even Groso can do that.

#fact



You really like this one don't you?

Just because it's funny .
Besides, tmisc doesn't have enough old school misc jokes in it.

[tjm8]

Phuck her best friend

[FutureAirman27]

Phuck her best friend

I'd rather phuck your best friend, her's is a 0/10. I'm good. srs.

[Zedonkgirl]

I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

^ So much wisdom.

[WannaBherculean]

Ask her to get an HIV test first..

[mikey78910]

18 ****ing replies and nobody asked for pics? Misc I am disappoint.

[Kuzon]

It's lower than you think

[KobiDC]

Advice? Tmisc? You dun goof OP. That being said...


Well, Quantum mechanics (QM – also known as quantum physics, or quantum theory) is a branch of physics which deals with physical phenomena at microscopic scales, where the action is on the order of the Planck constant. Quantum mechanics departs from classical mechanics primarily at the quantum realm of atomic and subatomic length scales. Quantum mechanics provides a mathematical description of much of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interactions of energy and matter.
In advanced topics of quantum mechanics, some of these behaviors are macroscopic and emerge at only extreme (i.e., very low or very high) energies or temperatures.[citation needed] The name quantum mechanics derives from the observation that some physical quantities can change only in discrete amounts (Latin quanta), and not in a continuous (cf. analog) way. For example, the angular momentum of an electron bound to an atom or molecule is quantized. In the context of quantum mechanics, the wave–particle duality of energy and matter and the uncertainty principle provide a unified view of the behavior of photons, electrons, and other atomic-scale objects.

[MeFromG]

... I would love the fact that she wants to phuck me if thats not ALL we ever talked about. EVER. I kind of agree with what you're saying tho, maybe she thinks if she acts like that I will want to be with her. idfk.

Well then initiate other topics during your conversation. You may even say to her, that the whole sex talk is boring you (on the other hand there are apparently worse cases, where she may reveal that one is bad in bed ), you like her a lot and you want to change the subject once in a while. Do something on your own . And if you have feelings, say this to her and that you want more from her too - cause you know: no risk, no fun .

[McGettigan]

18 ****ing replies and nobody asked for pics? Misc I am disappoint.

^^^^

Where da pics OP

[ethan1631]

your a teenager, enjoy the sloots. Dont focus on a long relationship right now, way too much drama srs