embarassed the phuck outta myself first day of class

[raducote]

-first day of required literature class
-instead of going over syllabus like a normal professor teacher wants us to "introduce ourselves to the rest of the class"
-tells us to say our name, major and one unique thing about ourselves
-nervous as phuck, social anxiety brah, heart beating fast
-almost my turn, cant think of anything unique... i lift, fap and misc, obviously dont wanna say none of those
-my turn, phuck
-voice shaky as phuck, blushing, sweating profusely, heart palpitations but manage to get out "my name is xxxxxx. im a chemistry major and I play the guitar"
-dont know why the phuck i said i play the guitar, never played an instrument in my life
-breathe a sigh of relief now that it's over
-but it's not over
-teacher starts asking all kinda phucking questions about it. who influences me? how long have i been playing? what was the first riff i learned?
-no idea how to answer these, i dont even listen to rock music
-stare blankly at her for a good two minutes, whole class looking at me, cant even say a word if i wanted to
-teacher senses awkwardness and says "okay, moving on..."
-as im leaving class some sloot says "byeeee guess you're heading to the computer lab to drop this class hehehe"
-not gonna drop cause uni charges $100 drop fee per course
-this is gonna be a long semester

srs story. just wanted to share so maybe the misc will make me at least laugh at what happened.

inb4 zebrah

[raducote]

bump

[babrah]

you should have said you're fawkin zeez brah

[BashaMIV]

hahahahaha why the fuck would you say you play the guitar if you don't?
you really can't think of one unique thing about you? one thing? come on man.

[CHOOSE]

Know that feel. It's cool brah, just chill out and study hard, pay it no mind.

[Ken-O]

hahahahaha why the fuck would you say you play the guitar if you don't?
you really can't think of one unique thing about you? one thing? come on man.

Name one unique thing about you that you'd say to a class full of strangers. And no, "mommy says im good looking" doesnt count.

[raducote]

hahahahaha why the fuck would you say you play the guitar if you don't?
you really can't think of one unique thing about you? one thing? come on man.

i got nervous and just goof'd

i really cant think of anything unique. im just an average guy. i lift, go to school, drink... i mean none of that is really earth shattering. ive got 0 hobbies besides lifting.

[jono28613]

bro who the fuk cares. that sloot is gonna drop out. just go to class, take your notes, pass and leave.

and in the future, if they ask, i usually say just hanging out with friends. hiking, beach, football, basketball. say that shet.

[Teh-Gr8-Ze-brah]

ze brah here.

how can i be of assistance?

[maxbravura]

lol'd hard.

Don't sweat it op, don't care about other people's opinion.

[blkholsun]

I always hated that crap where you need to "tell us something special/unique about yourself." Such bull. Although it wasn't technically true, my stock response was always: "What is unique about me, is that I have absolutely NO hobbies or extracurricular interests whatsoever." Because that is pretty unusual. This never failed to generate a lot of silence and confusion.

[SpaceCityBrah]

should have said you played the triangle. conversation would have ended there

[TSFP]

[henrycole]

hey the guitar thing isnt so bad, at least you can say you're not very good because you just started or something.

[datderelowtes]

woulda punched sloot in the flaps

[raducote]

I always hated that crap where you need to "tell us something special/unique about yourself." Such bull. Although it wasn't technically true, my stock response was always: "What is unique about me, is that I have absolutely NO hobbies or extracurricular interests whatsoever." Because that is pretty unusual. This never failed to generate a lot of silence and confusion.

i thought your answer would have at least gotten a few laughs lol

[exy]

wtf strong socially awkward miscer

[babrah]

Name one unique thing about you that you'd say to a class full of strangers. And no, "mommy says im good looking" doesnt count.

I always say some obvious bull sh!t in a sarcastic tone but yesterday in Texas Government the teacher had us do this exact same thing, I said "I have a love for something that most of you can't relate to, that love is Texas Government" only reason I did that was because I knew the professor but 0 fukks lol

[hewhodar3s]

Should have said it was an air guitar. That would have got you out of that sticky situation

[Soonerjohn]

Bro, no one will remember that or cared about it as much as you did. You will be fine. Just make it your goal to smash said bish and then dump her.

[iamtheawesome]

it's hard for me to fathom someone being so socially awkward that they can't even manage to answer simple questions about themselves.

I genuinely feel sorry for you.

[thorherc67]

oh lol. i haven't been to the first day of class in about 3 years.

[thsker]

Seduce the sloot, make her fall in love with you, fuk her, then never speak to her again and break her heart.

[raducote]

it's hard for me to fathom someone being so socially awkward that they can't even manage to answer simple questions about themselves.

I genuinely feel sorry for you.

feelsbadman

i really am that awkward, severe social anxiety but im trying to beat it

[EastSideBoxer]

Don't sweat it, no one will remember that a week or month from now

[hewhodar3s]

feelsbadman

i really am that awkward, severe social anxiety but im trying to beat it

Take them b-6 vitamins. There's a big thread about it!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=150949753

[everblue]

-first day of required literature class
-instead of going over syllabus like a normal professor teacher wants us to "introduce ourselves to the rest of the class"
-tells us to say our name, major and one unique thing about ourselves
-nervous as phuck, social anxiety brah, heart beating fast
-almost my turn, cant think of anything unique... i lift, fap and misc, obviously dont wanna say none of those
-my turn, phuck
-voice shaky as phuck, blushing, sweating profusely, heart palpitations but manage to get out "my name is xxxxxx. im a chemistry major and I play the guitar"
-dont know why the phuck i said i play the guitar, never played an instrument in my life
-breathe a sigh of relief now that it's over
-but it's not over
-teacher starts asking all kinda phucking questions about it. who influences me? how long have i been playing? what was the first riff i learned?
-no idea how to answer these, i dont even listen to rock music
-stare blankly at her for a good two minutes, whole class looking at me, cant even say a word if i wanted to
-teacher senses awkwardness and says "okay, moving on..."
-as im leaving class some sloot says "byeeee guess you're heading to the computer lab to drop this class hehehe"
-not gonna drop cause uni charges $100 drop fee per course
-this is gonna be a long semester

srs story. just wanted to share so maybe the misc will make me at least laugh at what happened.

inb4 zebrah

Just wait until you have to start giving the 10-30 min presentations on research articles in your upper level classes

[endurancell]

it's hard for me to fathom someone being so socially awkward that they can't even manage to answer simple questions about themselves.

I genuinely feel sorry for you.

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[Ken-O]

Bro, no one will remember that or cared about it as much as you did. You will be fine. Just make it your goal to smash said bish and then dump her.

Nah that **** is expected. I say OP you start taking guitar lessons every day at your free time. Fuk the gym, fuk studying, fuk WoW, just take guitar lessons all fukin day. Then at the last day of the semester get to class a little early and set everything up for once the teacher and everyone else come in, you are playing the solo to November Rain perfectly and as loud as possible, sound blasting all over the school, and at the end be like "this is the first riff i learned, bitch, now suck my dick you slut"

[Seb1012]

Strong retard