How to fraud to mother about sleeping over @ a girls house? [**9.4K REPS**for advice]

[fuzionite]

Mother is a strict Christian.
I stay out late @ girls houses / parties, but I'll never tell her its a girls party or a girls house. She thinks its with guys (lulz).

Anyway, I want to step it up a level.
One girl invited me to sleep over @ hers this saturday(her mother absolutely loves me so if I somehow get allowed by my mother its a gauranteed night full of win), I need to find a way to sleep over @ hers without my mum knowing.

I told her a couple mins ago I'm sleeping over with some of my boys from an old school and she wants house number, address and she wants to speak to the parents about it all to see if its their house I'm actually going to (my mum is smart as fuark).

I know I can probably get around this, but I need a solid story.

wat do.
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[flyerscup08]

Camping with the boys
bad reception
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profit?

[Caesar735]

strong other parent

[QuasiMoFoo]

age: 18

u fukking serious brah?

[Lowlander]

Get bish to pretend she's friends mother, or get friends mother to tell your mum you're staying at your friends house.

[fuzionite]

strong other parent

Hes been dead for years bro

Get bish to pretend she's friends mother, or get friends mother to tell your mum you're staying at your friends house.

Wont trust girl with such a task.
Could literally end my social life if she decided to be a cheeky kunt and knowing her, she will.

age: 18

u fukking serious brah?

..Yes?

Camping with the boys
bad reception
...
profit?

Camping in / outside of London.
Ok.

[myminimuffin]

you're 18 mayn, do the fuk you want!

[FeFocus]

Tell her you are 18 and nature calls. OPs mom was probably 15 first time she banged out.

[VentriloBrah]

Whats your address?

I'll distract her by ram sacking her anus while you sneak out the door.

[JKLOL]

This is where a FA comes in. Tell him you're going to come over for an hour, chill, drink, whatever. Get his parents to do all the work. Then split.

[tential]

Mother is a strict Christian.
I stay out late @ girls houses / parties, but I'll never tell her its a girls party or a girls house. She thinks its with guys (lulz).

Anyway, I want to step it up a level.
One girl invited me to sleep over @ hers this saturday(her mother absolutely loves me so if I somehow get allowed by my mother its a gauranteed night full of win), I need to find a way to sleep over @ hers without my mum knowing.

I told her a couple mins ago I'm sleeping over with some of my boys from an old school and she wants house number, address and she wants to speak to the parents about it all to see if its their house I'm actually going to (my mum is smart as fuark).

I know I can probably get around this, but I need a solid story.

wat do.
halp misc.
best advice gets 9.4K.

You're 18 years old lol....

My parents the only thing I have to tell them is "I'm going to sleep over a friends house." They then ask for address and number and I say "I'll text you when I get there." Text never sent, parents don't really care.

As long as you're a good kid, and NEVER get in trouble, your parents will believe anything you tell them.

[NoDestroyingMe]

Tell your mom to stop being an uptight bitch.

It is one thing to protect your child from harm, and it is another to be a "helicopter" mom.

You're a young adult, you should be making your own decisions. You are a probably a smart guy and won't make poor decisions, but if you do, that is your fault. Your mother should guide you from behind, not pull you from the front.

Tell your mom the truth and create your own freedom, respect, and trust with her. Don't lie, don't hide the truth, don't have an unhealthy relationship with your mother.

This is real talk.

[BinchoBrah]

Say that you are going to your friend's place to work on some "school-related assignments".

It will work!

[Rhaego]

^^

age 22: is this real life?... I didn't do that when I was 9, srs.

[fuzionite]

you're 18 mayn, do the fuk you want!

...
I tried walking out before when 2 girls were waiting for me at their house, I was wingmanning one of my bros and she stopped me from going because she said "you're ill" after I took antihistamines for hayever. Cockblocked 4 of us without her knowing. This isn't the first time.
One time she refused to leave my friends house until deeeep in the night, by then the girls we had hiding in the cupboards had to go home and they showed us their teddies and called it a night. I was mad pissed.
My mum cockblocks me so much.

Tell her you are 18 and nature calls. OPs mom was probably 15 first time she banged out.

She thinks fapping is a monstrosity...imagine what this would make her do.
(Yes. Ive never fapped lol.)

This is where a FA comes in. Tell him you're going to come over for an hour, chill, drink, whatever. Get his parents to do all the work. Then split.

Knowing my mother, she might drive up in the morning and if that happens, i dun goof'd.
She knows deep deep down I'm a sneeky cheeky kunt.
Seems like a good idea, but that would mean I would actually have to go to a friends house sigh.

[IShootCMen]

I was sleeping over at girls houses when I was 16 and parents didn't care

You're 18...time for your mother to accept you as a man

[rummyroyal]

Get a older female friend and older male friend to act as the parents just to meet her for a couple of mins and tell them to say there all going to the seaside for the day or something so no phone access.

[fuzionite]

Tell your mom to stop being an uptight bitch.

It is one thing to protect your child from harm, and it is another to be a "helicopter" mom.

You're a young adult, you should be making your own decisions. You are a probably a smart guy and won't make poor decisions, but if you do, that is your fault. Your mother should guide you from behind, not pull you from the front.

Tell your mom the truth and create your own freedom, respect, and trust with her. Don't lie, don't hide the truth, don't have an unhealthy relationship with your mother.

This is real talk.

LMFAO!!!!

I told her exactly this and guess what she said?

"You can do that under your own roof. Under mine it is my rules"

and I went:



I'd rather have a home to sleep in at night, poon aint gonna keep me warm.

Another instance I tried to walk out on her and she said she was going to go to my room and throw all my sh*t out, all my clothes I bought with my own money and electronics. Straight out the window. Feelsbadman.

[FreshOne28]

Honesty brah.

Lies eventually catch up to you.

Man the fuark up, tell your mom that you're staying over a sloots house. You have to grow a pair! Regardless you your mothers religious views tell her that you're a man and that your growing up. Get her to show you some turst and respect, its the best chance that you have to earn some freedom.



EDIT- Just saw your post op. There is no hope here

[Matt B.]

Tell her you're going to Bible study.

[Collapoppa23]

Tell her shes embarrassing u and ur friends are starting to make fun of u or some shiit ur 18 for god's sake she wont understand????

[goose58]

OP it's time to nut up and stand up to your mommy.

[Parsons7]

get her to call one of your mates and then get them to pretend to be their parents?

[myminimuffin]

Flex those traps and hiss like a snake orr.. Just dont tell her your going over @ someones house and dont take the phone?

[Sogard]

lol wow, I can't believe they would actually want to talk to their parents. My parents were okay if I just told them where I was going.

How bout you say that you are going out drinking with friends. Then late at night just ask her if you can stay at your friends place because they will give you a ride home in the morning because they got too drunk to drive. Excuse for not talking to parents would be that they are asleep.

[moulinyan]

OP your mom is crazy.

you needa man the phuck up, ur 18 ffs.

[crsarellano]

age: 18

tell her god aint real and u gona go get u some pussay. and there aint **** she can do about it!

[fuzionite]

Honesty brah.

Lies eventually catch up to you.

Man the fuark up, tell your mom that you're staying over a sloots house. You have to grow a pair! Regardless you your mothers religious views tell her that you're a man and that your growing up. Get her to show you some turst and respect, its the best chance that you have to earn some freedom.

I'll be kicked out.

Tell her you're going to Bible study.

Lol.

Tell her shes embarrassing u and ur friends are starting to make fun of u or some shiit ur 18 for god's sake she wont understand????

No, she wont.
Talking to her wont work.
She has very little logic in her rebuttals and most of her reactions are fuelled by emotion.
We all know what happens when woman are in power and are fuelled by emotion, dont we?

OP it's time to nut up and stand up to your mommy.

I try to but shes not very nice to me at all.
I can't do anything. Shes so oldschool its not even funny.
Shes accepting I can drink alcohol, but sleepover? HELL NAW.

This is why I cant have nice things.
Anything pleasurable = fuk that chit son.

[JrM703]

This is where a FA comes in. Tell him you're going to come over for an hour, chill, drink, whatever. Get his parents to do all the work. Then split.

This^

[JKLOL]

There really isn't a huge point to sleep over as long as you can stay out til midnight-2ish? you can still bust a couple out, come home and your mom wont be able to bitch.