Okey, so my room mate brings fat/ugly girls home on weekdays. They bang for like 10 minutes, then they proceed to take a shower, talk and laugh loudly, make ****ty food. and it fukks up my sleep. He's been a friend of mine for years, and he owns the apartment, and i pay **** for rent, so i cant really complain. Right now he is out clubbing, and chances are he brings home another whale. so i need your help misc. I want to prank/troll them, get her turned of. yeah i want to cock block that bish.
here is what i have prepared so far, in his bedroom;
(dont ask, i have no fukking idea what that sheit is, i just duck taped his sheets, put a shirt around it, and put some other sheit in the middle of it.)
What more to do???? good answers will be rewarded with demm derr greenz
EDIT: UPDATE:
THE RAPE KIT( creds to BeReal23):
The "hidden" cameras to tape the sex(creds to elephino):
EDIT: INB4 *******s callin me a jelly bish, he's cockblocked me too, it has become a "sport". so quit bitchin
EDIT#3:
all the sheet from the first pics are removed, "hidden"cameras and rape bag is the only thing left. even made his bed up real nice
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08-18-2011, 12:56 PM #1Norwegian VikingTroll
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Fuukking tired of room mate BANGING ugly GIRLS loud on weekdays. Action needed(PICS)
Last edited by Pavels; 08-18-2011 at 04:44 PM.
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08-18-2011, 12:57 PM #2Registered User
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duct tape the sheets? **** i'd be pissed.
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08-18-2011, 12:58 PM #3Registered Particle
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08-18-2011, 12:58 PM #4Banned
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dis gon be good
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08-18-2011, 12:58 PM #5Banned
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****ing whales or not, youre a cock blocking ***got. if i came home to this **** youd be thrown out on the street. something tells me youre just jelly you arent pullin anything
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08-18-2011, 12:58 PM #6
pics of ugly girls
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08-18-2011, 12:59 PM #7I'm your huckleberry
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id wet his sheets before he comes over
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08-18-2011, 12:59 PM #8Registered User
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tape pictures of whales all over the room
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08-18-2011, 12:59 PM #9Registered User
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LOL!!!! spoon and jars on a rubber band
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08-18-2011, 12:59 PM #10Registered User
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Loosen the screws/bolts on his bed so it falls apart once he and the whale get on.
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08-18-2011, 12:59 PM #11Banned
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justin bieber poster on his wall
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08-18-2011, 01:00 PM #12Registered User
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08-18-2011, 01:00 PM #13Registered User
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pics of said girls
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08-18-2011, 01:00 PM #14Norwegian VikingTroll
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he's done it to me too bro, it has become a sport. my friend is only getting what he deservesOriginally Posted by knox07
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08-18-2011, 01:01 PM #15Remember the Alamo!
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put some gay posters on his ceiling brah
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08-18-2011, 01:01 PM #16Banned
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bring home a supermodel girl to one up her and **** right in front of them.
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08-18-2011, 01:01 PM #17bamed
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Should put really creepy **** around his room. *Like the blair witch stick shape thing, lube, dildos, anal beads, pentagrams.
Rep trading taken out of sig
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08-18-2011, 01:01 PM #18Registered User
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Take his sheets off and put them in the freezer after you wet them in the shower..
Put box spring on top of mattress.Current workout: Dorian Yates Blood and Guts.
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08-18-2011, 01:01 PM #19Registered User
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Unscrew the lightswitch so he has no way of turning the light on.
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08-18-2011, 01:01 PM #20No pain No gain
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holy **** im in on this, gonna be good.
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #21toronto brah
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innnnnnn. gl op
I rape back ALWAYS (srs)
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #22Norwegian VikingTroll
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Originally Posted by mebby
i dont have a printer, and its 10PM here, so i cant go out and by any either. but good suggestionsOriginally Posted by Gayford
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #23Registered User
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take a pin and poke holes in his condoms, that will teach him to bang uggos when they pop one out 9 months later
ship the greens
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #24Banned
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if he has done it to you before, thats understandable.... still a ****ty move.Originally Posted by Pavels
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #25wow
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #26Banned
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This homeboy got a little madOriginally Posted by knox07
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #27I am Thad.
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Fill some condoms with a little bit of lotion and leave a few on the floor next to the bed, don't forget to leave the wrappers out too.
Get some light colored sheets, stain them so it looks like he farked some chick who was raggin, put them on his bed.
Invite over as many of your friends as you can, when you hear him come home have everyone line up outside his door with you at the front of the line holding a can that says "$5" on it. Add a few coins for extra jangle.
I can keep going.Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153427731&page=1
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #28Registered User
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Spot for sale.
Sit under the bed and come out when they are ****ing
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #29The Phenom
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Originally Posted by Pavels
Okey, so my room mate brings fat/ugly girls home on weekdays. They bang for like 10 minutes, then they proceed to take a shower, talk and laugh loudly, make ****ty food. and it fukks up my sleep. He's been a friend of mine for years, and he owns the apartment, and i pay **** for rent, so i cant really complain. Right now he is out clubbing, and chances are he brings home another whale. so i need your help misc. I want to prank/troll them, get her turned of. yeah i want to cock block that bish.
here is what i have prepared so far, in his bedroom;
(dont ask, i have no fukking idea what that sheit is, i just duck taped his sheets, put a shirt around it, and put some other sheit in the middle of it.)
What more to do???? good answers will be rewarded with demm derr greenz
"my job title is douchebag"- some planet fitness thread
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08-18-2011, 01:02 PM #30Platinum User
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You can't complain so you mess with his room? If he comes home expecting to slay a whale on his bed and he sees this he will get pissed.
inb4 op gets kicked out of apartment.
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