RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden

[im2manly]

Coffee snobs



Talk about polishing a turd. Coffee sucks ass. Talk about getting trick fcked....the first time you smell coffee beans you're like "omg this smells amazing! I bet it tastes just like it smells."

Nope


Disgusting

That's my point, the only way to make it taste decent is to add 500 calories of fat and sugar. You end up with what amounts to a hot cup of ice cream.

lol

[W8isGR8]

W8 = still king of the overstated strawman in the rant.

Right, because nobody else in america goes to starbucks

"Hey random person, would you rather have a starbucks white chocolate mocha or some black drip coffee from denny's that's been sitting on the burner for the last 6 hours?"

[W8isGR8]

The A-10 is pants down the most badass plane ever made

Anyone who disagrees is a f@gg0t or a communist

or both

[kvk1]

I'm gonna have the agree with the grumpy haole.

Like I said this morning, I haven't had regular coffee in a year.

At the least I need some whole milk in that thing.

[kvk1]

Anyone who disagrees is a f@gg0t or a communist

or both

GAU-8 Avenger Gatling Gun > Black Coffee.

[Final_Rep]

I put some skim milk in my coffee yesterday. Terrible.

Edit: ^^ that picture hurts my brain... overcooked HDR, do not want.

[Tyrbolift]

Right, because nobody else in america goes to starbucks

"Hey random person, would you rather have a starbucks white chocolate mocha or some black drip coffee from denny's that's been sitting on the burner for the last 6 hours?"

Starbucks mis-appropriated the word "coffee" into meaning "anything with mocha flavor".

[Defiant1]

Quite simple, really:



Pt = Pa + Pv = 1 atm
Pa = nRT/Va
Pv = 0.006 · exp[ a · (T - 273.16) / (T - b)]
nRT/Va + 0.006 · exp[ a · (T - 273.16) / (T - b)] = 1 atm
solve for T:
T = 369 K

http://baharris.org/coffee/Physics.htm

That's the "sucking" formula.

[ZoranM]

Do you Yanks drink Turkish coffee?

You should.

[Defiant1]

Coffee snobs



Talk about polishing a turd. Coffee sucks ass. Talk about getting trick fcked....the first time you smell coffee beans you're like "omg this smells amazing! I bet it tastes just like it smells."

Nope


Disgusting

Hey, you look familiar...





















Did you go to UMad?

[kvk1]

My life revolves around things that suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

[W8isGR8]

Starbucks mis-appropriated the word "coffee" into meaning "anything with mocha flavor".

And the Creamer market caters to nobody i'm guessing?

[darinaldi]

RIP MCA.


Also RIP bear falling from a tree:

[Dominik]

Edit: ^^ that picture hurts my brain... overcooked HDR, do not want.

99.9% of HDR sucks.

In memory of the man's brilliance.

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To this date nobody can touch what these guys did with hip-hop.

Not to mention breaking the racial barrier of that genre like it was fucking nothing.

Epic.

Let's go back even further.

[Defiant1]

Does not compute. Wannabes of what/whom?

Can't be a "wannabe" when you're responsible for a subgenre of music you had a major hand in creating.

I wouldn't say they *created* it, I'd say they exposed a lot of white kids to it.

Unless there is a subgenre that I am missing?

Hell, Blondie beat them by 2-3 years with "Rapture".

Queen: "We will rock you". 1977.

[Ctrainer]

I like coffee and I put stuff in it. I will only drink it black if I am eating a pastry of some sort.

so f*ck off.

[Final_Rep]

I like coffee and I put stuff in it. I will only drink it black if I am eating a pastry of some sort.

so f*ck off.

Geez, someone didn't get their coffee this morning!

[Defiant1]

My life revolves around things that suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

You in the Airforce/Navy or work for an airline? GE? Pratt and Whitney?

[Defiant1]

The A-10 is pants down the most badass plane ever made

Ewww......close, but the number one answer was "SR-71". Yes indeed. SR-71.

[im2manly]

I like coffee and I put stuff in it. I will only drink it black if I am eating a pastry of some sort.

so f*ck off.

which is in strong contrast to your college years.

[Defiant1]

Do you Yanks drink Turkish coffee?

You should.

No but I like Turkish prisons.

[darinaldi]

No but I like Turkish prisons.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[kvk1]

You in the Airforce/Navy or work for an airline? GE? Pratt and Whitney?

Airlines are the aspiration. Working towards it.

[im2manly]

No but I like Turkish prisons.

what about turkish laffy taffy?

[Final_Rep]

Airlines are the aspiration. Working towards it.

One might say you are sucking your way towards it? Or is it banging.

[Defiant1]

Airlines are the aspiration. Working towards it.

Aerospace/Aeronautical or Mech. E?

[im2manly]

One might say you are sucking your way towards it? Or is it banging.

Someone brew up some more coffee! Looks like F_rep is trying to get yucky with the boys again.

[kvk1]

Aerospace/Aeronautical or Mech. E?

I wanna fly the damn thing(s). Not play with their guts.

[Ctrainer]

Geez, someone didn't get their coffee this morning!

you have never read me without coffee and pray to your god that you never do.

[Final_Rep]

Someone brew up some more coffee! Looks like F_rep is trying to get yucky with the boys again.

I'll get right on it.

you have never read me without coffee and pray to your god that you never do.

I don't do the whole god thing, but I shall pray to The Great Almanly