New Gay Thread (Part 4)

[stpetefl67]

Welcome Cheesehead!!

Nice to feel welcome. In Philly now, I guess I need to update that in my profile.

[nevilleprinsloo]

at last some nice pics!

[trvlr70]

However,I just have no interest in the promiscuous, flamboyent gay guys that make their sexuality their whole persona.

Who on this thread could possibly even fit that bill? I can only think of one charming British lad who hooks up with any regularity. Most of us are "married", but certainly not boring.

[trvlr70]

I am back from another surgery. Just my year for it. I am glad that will be the last one. Just not looking forward to the 6 weeks of recovery. .

Get better fast.

[trvlr70]

Take Ecstacy with you!

Now that would be funny. But oddly, you're not supposed to wear white in the studio according to the Oprah folks.

[bhujerban]

Now that would be funny. But oddly, you're not supposed to wear white in the studio according to the Oprah folks.

You can't wear white?

Oh, come on, that sort of thing shouldn't stop you. In the first place, it's not after Labour Day yet.

Dye Ecstacy pink or violet or something. Or dress her in a cute non-white outfit, using that idea you got from Martha Stewart's mag. Or f*cking Reader's Digest. There are ways around this.

[trvlr70]

Apparently white clothing does something negative to the lighting in the studio audience.

I will never do anything to disrespect Oprah. Please, Harpos studio is hallowed ground for me as it is. She is "Poprah"!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WeL00GGvLR...ope_poprah.jpg

[MiamiSpartan]

Who on this thread could possibly even fit that bill? I can only think of one charming British lad who hooks up with any regularity. Most of us are "married", but certainly not boring.

I keep reminding myself that he's only 17 and is possibly still coming to terms with who he is and what he wants out of life....

[d98798]

flamboyent gay guys

Who on this thread could possibly even fit that bill?

If the pink boa fits...

[atticus_a]

Actually, atticus has a different name for that and it makes me giggle every time I think of it. He calls it a hatchet wound.

Sigh...That is what they look like.

I think of vagina like oral presentations. People say you get used to them...But you really don't; you just learn not to be bother by them.

[d98798]

I just got a message on gay.com from some guy who wants me to kidnap him and take his virginity and teach him to smoke tobacco. He actually wants me to make him bleed, and beat the sh*t out of him.

I'm scurred! That is SOOOO not me. Should I just ignore him? Or should I see where this goes? I'm not doing hookups anymore, and I'm not sure why he approached ME. What should I do?

You're 25 and still haven't played out your kidnapping fantasy? What are you waiting for?

[trvlr70]

If the pink boa fits...

DARRYL! Where the f*ckl have you been?

[d98798]

DARRYL! Where the f*ckl have you been?

Serving my sentence.

[trvlr70]

Serving my sentence.

Busted for kiddie porn?

Glad you're back.....to add a bit of "balance" around here.

[d98798]

Busted for kiddie porn?

Glad you're back.....to add a bit of "balance" around here.

I'm not into kiddies...I tend to break anything under 30. I live in front of an elementary school, and apparently the authorities frown upon semi trucks parking in the school parking lot to attend my glory hole. Hey, I pay my taxes!

I see you're still up to your usual shenanigans.

[MenStraight]

I'm not into kiddies...I tend to break anything under 30. I live in front of an elementary school, and apparently the authorities frown upon semi trucks parking in the school parking lot to attend my glory hole. Hey, I pay my taxes!

I see you're still up to your usual shenanigans.

U iz jus trash...where's that g-hole

[atticus_a]

You're 25 and still haven't played out your kidnapping fantasy? What are you waiting for?

25. He was 27 years ago I though.

[MenStraight]

25. He was 27 years ago I though.

I thought the same thing, I think she is doing a Madonna on us. You are 27 or was that not true. Well, when you become famous, we will expose you, for a price of course and the directions Darryl's G-hole (I know it's a theme, go with it)

[bhujerban]

You're 25 and still haven't played out your kidnapping fantasy? What are you waiting for?

25. He was 27 years ago I though.

I thought the same thing, I think she is doing a Madonna on us. You are 27 or was that not true. Well, when you become famous, we will expose you, for a price of course and the directions Darryl's G-hole (I know it's a theme, go with it)

I'll spoil your fun right now, and reveal my true and accurate age.

25.

Cheesecake?

No, seriously, I'm 30, but I go by queer years. I'm THAT narcissistic. But people are amazed when I say "25" and they say "No way! You look so much younger!" Lol.

[bhujerban]

Guys, I'm at a point where I want to liquidate my assets, and leave Rockford. Not tell anyone where I'm going or when, just grab a bus out of town and go to, say, Columbus. Big gay community there. I want to leave behind my few friends, my job, my car, my opera company, my family - ALL of it. And start anew elsewhere.

Realistic? Or just mid-life crisis?

[MiamiSpartan]

Guys, I'm at a point where I want to liquidate my assets, and leave Rockford. Not tell anyone where I'm going or when, just grab a bus out of town and go to, say, Columbus. Big gay community there. I want to leave behind my few friends, my job, my car, my opera company, my family - ALL of it. And start anew elsewhere.

Realistic? Or just mid-life crisis?

Realistic.
You're still young enough to relocate and settle into a new city....never been, but I've heard good things about Columbus....

[MenStraight]

Realistic.
You're still young enough to relocate and settle into a new city....never been, but I've heard good things about Columbus....

Do it!

[NJMscle]

Who on this thread could possibly even fit that bill? I can only think of one charming British lad who hooks up with any regularity. Most of us are "married", but certainly not boring.

It's all relative

[MenStraight]

It's all relative

Who's relatives? I know you were talking about trvlr, she is a mess and a total queen and a circuit bitch, I hate her too and she probably talks with a lisp..fab-u-lethssss

[sedriskell]

It's all relative

Certainly is. It's kinda hard to go around and look at the some of the other threads in this forum, then come to this one and think masculine.

It's OK though boys, a man is a man no matter which way you spin him.

[nohcOR]

So my partner and I are going on a cruise in May. It will be our first one. All I hear about in this thread is who is leaving on a cruise, who is on one, who just got back! So I thought we would see what it is all about.

Leaving out of Baltimore and doing a 9 day to the Caribbean. Excited to see what its about, not excited to gain weight. That's the first thing everyone says, you will gain 10lbs just by going on a cruise! I will stay in the gym the entire time to make sure I don't!!

So we will see...

How is everyone else doing??

[MiamiSpartan]

You all will have a great time!! (Hating the Packers' shirt in your avi, tho...)

Best times to go to the gym are early am, or mid afternoon....
Go to Cruisecritic.com and click on the gay roll calls to see if there is any other "family" on board....
All cruise ships also have gay meet and greets everynight, so chk either the cruise ship dailys or a board by the front desk for details.....great way to meet fellow travelers....

[trvlr70]

So I got my Oprah show credentials yesterday. It's true, you're asked to not wear all white or beige clothing. Apparently bright colors work best on camera.

But more importantly, as an "ultimate viewer", the producers have a breakfast set up for Superman and myself before the taping. I'm on the "A" show (which is the first show of the day) on May 11. I have no idea when it will air, but I believe the following week.

[trvlr70]

So All I hear about in this thread is who is leaving on a cruise, who is on one, who just got back! How is everyone else doing??

I went on Atlantis' Allure of the Seas back in February.

I'm good. I've almost never worked out as hard as I have in the last month. I do cardio every lunch and then lift after work. I've kept up this schedule for a while now. I'm exhausted, but it's paid off.

I'm off to the island of St. Barthelemy (St. Barts) in the French West Indies on Saturday for a week with Superman and my two BFF's who live in LA and London. It is going to a trip of a lifetime, so it will be well documented with photography and I had to be picture perfect. I practically never post a damn thing of ********, but this trip is so over the top cool, that I'll have no choice.

[bhujerban]

Realistic.
You're still young enough to relocate and settle into a new city....never been, but I've heard good things about Columbus....

Do it!

I'm suddenly realizing it will take an awful lot of planning to run away. Gotta have a place to stay, an income, things to do while I'm there, etc. Can't just live out of a suitcase (which could get stolen and then what will I do???) And I wouldn't be able to come back home if it didn't work out.

This won't be easy, and I don't want to stay here much longer. The man I thought I'd spend my life with doesn't want me after all, and there's just no reason to stay in town anymore. I'll think of something.

Thanks for your input.