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Beautiful cars and reliable unlike BMW, Mercedes, and Range Rovers.

They need to start having babies again. But I think most people are too selfish nowadays.

What would you do? I reckon id be very happy for a while and then id go insane.

Fuk me boyyos must of rolled dodgy on the in my sleep, constant pain feels like a mixture of electrocution and being punched. Bending my knees is agony and standing up is a myth. Been like this for about 6 hours now jfl. Hope I don't need a sht because I'm gonna have to drag myself to the shytter....

A fat, Hispanic, obese, pig in her 40s asked me if I wanted to come to "Zumba" class w/ her at work. We have these 2X a week during lunch break. They play Mexican music , so all the fat Hispanic women at work can dance and lose weight after they ate their lunch. I told her "No thanks, i'm all...

going on a cruise for the first time. is it hard to work out on a boat?

ur8x5O_qjWA Wut??? Joe's brain is good?

...and automatically assuming that the thread clearly must be about you yourself. Just lmao at the hilarious lack of self-awareness in that. lmaoooo

Anyone else ever just lay down for a couple hours and misc while fapping? You can edge to like 30+ porn side tabs, the Hillary Duff ass appreciation thread, whatever. Just make sure you've got some water and something that can catch multiple loads of cum without leaking or tearing.

Just go out to Vegas with comped rooms and play blackjack and classic slots while the bird is at the spa or poolside.