Cell tech jokes?

**FAPMAN** · 06-30-2007, 03:15 AM

Im new soo i wanna know why everybody cracks on Cell Tech...Some guy at GNC said i should use it cuz its the best... so and so.. and how pros use it

**SS5800** · 06-30-2007, 03:29 AM

Tell the GNC guy to OD on it, I hate those damn people. To me that is a joke <<<< He

**Chris_1990** · 06-30-2007, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by Marvin Willis

Im new soo i wanna know why everybody cracks on Cell Tech...Some guy at GNC said i should use it cuz its the best... so and so.. and how pros use it

Dat dere Cell-Tech is steroids, dude !!!!1!one

DO NOT USE IT if you don't want to be like Ronnie Coleman within a week.

**PROTOSSterone** · 06-30-2007, 04:01 AM

serious answer:

cell tech is a pretty good creatine. it's just over priced and over hyped. that's why everyone on these boards make fun of it.

**benjamin88** · 06-30-2007, 04:46 AM

its famous on these boards because, when ronnie coleman was asked once in an interveiw if he was natural, he replied 'no, i take dat dere cell tech'

**badreligion** · 06-30-2007, 04:50 AM

stupid joke but

why did Jay Cutler cross the road

because a Cell Tech truck crashed into a pole

**Mr. G.B.** · 06-30-2007, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Marvin Willis

Im new soo i wanna know why everybody cracks on Cell Tech...Some guy at GNC said i should use it cuz its the best... so and so.. and how pros use it

You been here almost a year and you new?

I mean damn son, why you wearing them stiletto cleats? 2 inches? You walking around the mall in the cleats because when I wear em, they dip into the earth. They sure as hell don't make me 2 inches taller.

**GRAYHORSE** · 06-30-2007, 05:29 AM

I had a sample of it last night after workout. Not bad, and i do look slightly bigger.

**NYY** · 06-30-2007, 05:32 AM

Originally Posted by hurri

serious answer:

cell tech is a pretty good creatine. it's just over priced and over hyped. that's why everyone on these boards make fun of it.

x2, dat dere cell-tech has been shown to increase muscle mass by several thousand percent.....IN MINUTES!!!!!

**FAPMAN** · 06-30-2007, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. G.B.

You been here almost a year and you new?

I mean damn son, why you wearing them stiletto cleats? 2 inches? You walking around the mall in the cleats because when I wear em, they dip into the earth. They sure as hell don't make me 2 inches taller.

I signed up but i was never on this site.. I a ctually started signing like may... But My cleats awesome Superbad or waht ever they callem its the cleats most NFL players wear..

**SurfOnSilver** · 06-30-2007, 06:00 AM

Most people who rip on cell-tech just do it to follow the crowd, most of them are actually no more experienced than you, they just think they sound like they know what they are doing if they rip on what others do. It's quite funny actually, watching skinny 130lb kids rip on cell-tech, when really they should put their energy into actually growing =\

Like another poster said, its good, but overpriced.

**chia1** · 06-30-2007, 06:08 AM

if u read in wikipedia's u'd find out that muscletech has been sued for having prohormones in thier products without informing the consumer

**copanword** · 06-30-2007, 08:23 AM

The GNC workers get a pretty hefty commission if they sell any Muscletech product...that's why they push Hydroxycut, Celltech, Nitrotech, and Nanox9 so hard.

Muscletech is overrated junk, along with BSN. The ONLY reason they sell so well is because people new to the gym read a magazine and see both of the said companies in a magazine with 100 pages of advertising apiece, and think they work.

Gaspari, Cytosport, and Optimum Nutrition are the best brands out there by far. VPX gets an honorable mention just because they have Redline and N.O. Shotgun....mmmmmmm Redline.....

But back on subject, don't get Celltech. You'd be better off getting some Sizeon or kre-alkalyne or something along those lines. Sorry for goin off on the rant guys...heavy lifting!

**TitaniumULTD** · 06-30-2007, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by chia1

if u read in wikipedia's u'd find out that muscletech has been sued for having prohormones in thier products without informing the consumer

Likewise further research would find you that they increased quality control to prevent cross contamination and now have one of the cleanest product lines around.

I still don't buy that over-priced stuff.

**Delgadido** · 06-30-2007, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by copanword

The GNC workers get a pretty hefty commission if they sell any Muscletech product...that's why they push Hydroxycut, Celltech, Nitrotech, and Nanox9 so hard.

Muscletech is overrated junk, along with BSN. The ONLY reason they sell so well is because people new to the gym read a magazine and see both of the said companies in a magazine with 100 pages of advertising apiece, and think they work.

Gaspari, Cytosport, and Optimum Nutrition are the best brands out there by far. VPX gets an honorable mention just because they have Redline and N.O. Shotgun....mmmmmmm Redline.....

But back on subject, don't get Celltech. You'd be better off getting some Sizeon or kre-alkalyne or something along those lines. Sorry for goin off on the rant guys...heavy lifting!

qft.
bsn and muscle tech have the biggest advertising. i also seen alot of EAS whey. but whey is just whey

**pump32** · 06-30-2007, 08:30 AM

cell tech is crap. i took it for 3 months when i was a noob cuz i got suckered into buying it. Its loaded with sugar, and not just dextrose but actual sugar. Its not much more than creatine mono with R ALA then a **** load of sugar. If you want a good creatine go with size on by gaspari

**D-Line78** · 06-30-2007, 08:34 AM

**V.H.9.8.4.** · 06-30-2007, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Roca

x2, dat dere cell-tech has been shown to increase muscle mass by several thousand percent.....IN MINUTES!!!!!

yea like ive said in other thread, muscle-tech's products helped me gain 3485 lbs. of muscle in only 104.452 seconds, when mixed with 2.36 pints of Ronnie Coleman's blood.

**Acere** · 06-30-2007, 08:41 AM

lol Marvin, why list your height in cleats? Little man syndrome?

**Torrtrefireto** · 06-30-2007, 08:42 AM

and controlled labs....higher power isnt bad as its owned by bb.com

**ccoffey3303** · 06-30-2007, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by SurfOnSilver

Most people who rip on cell-tech just do it to follow the crowd, most of them are actually no more experienced than you, they just think they sound like they know what they are doing if they rip on what others do. It's quite funny actually, watching skinny 130lb kids rip on cell-tech, when really they should put their energy into actually growing =\

Like another poster said, its good, but overpriced.

agreed if one person said it the next day its gospel

**Thewhite9t** · 06-30-2007, 08:52 AM

People rip on it not so much because it is a bad product, but just because the bottle claims it's like 9,237 times more affective than anything else on the market and that people will gain like 30lbs of muscle in 2 weeks.

Cell tech jokes are going out of style though, I don't see them nearly as often anymore.

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