What makes you laugh in the gym?

[CHS55]

Personally, what makes me laugh is this one mexican (Don't call me racist please, I'm brown too) comes in everyday I'm in there with sweatpants and a sweater (keep in mind that we live in the South) and does nothing but bicep work. Uses a curl bar, uses dumbells, uses a straight bar to do curls. Then he gets on the cable crossover machine to do, you guessed it... curls. He doesn't even put up the equipment when he's done, so he leaves the place messy. So, what makes you guys laugh in the gym?

[olinerules87]

people who throw lots of weight on but use no range of motion and they think they are huge

[the butler]

My protein farts that clear the place out.

[CHS55]

people who throw lots of weight on but use no range of motion and they think they are huge

Lol yeah, as a matter of fact just yesterday I was cleaning just 200 lbs, making sure to be quiet and this joker is curling a 50 pound curl bar and throwing it to the ground when he gets done.

[Crazymix]

A few things make me laugh?.

1FOOLS who lift up their shirt and have no ABS and think they are the "sh*t"
2.Girls with a ton of make-up and perfume
3.this one 9 yr old walking around like he?s a bad @$$
4.over weight personal trainers
5.the face expressions on old men when the see a young hottie




it's more than this......

[Jon1989]

My protein farts that clear the place out.

ha ha ha. Omg that's funny. x2

[Thunderjason]

Some guy who does ultra fast dumbbell curls.

[Supertransplant]

My protein farts that clear the place out.

classic.

1)People that wear unitards...unless youre 300lbs of jacked muscle..dont be pissed if I laugh...really hard..

2)People that scream and shout when squatting 130lbs

3)People that get pissed cuz a machine has been replaced for a more efficient machine...but they're too stupid to figure it out...so they throw a fit.

4)People that dont know how to use Hammer Strength machines....

5)This dude came up to me yesterday and asked me where the Hack Squat machine was....... I had to explain to him in four different ways that a hack squat is not a machine...

6)I try to workout but the music in the gym is so loud...and its playing some gay ass 60s disco..

[Chris305]

probably the fact that one of the guys that works there is too busy playing xbox 360 to notice that people that dont have a suscription anymore are still walking in and using the gym(ive done it a few times myself)

[Supertransplant]

THATS THE BEST. All hail that guy. I love him.

[W.I.N.]

Once my friend who's huge got these 1kg dumbbells and pretended it was so heavy while doing curls, well I lol'ed it was funny heh

[chiron]

My protein farts that clear the place out.

ROFL

[Thunderjason]

probably the fact that one of the guys that works there is too busy playing xbox 360 to notice that people that dont have a suscription anymore are still walking in and using the gym(ive done it a few times myself)

hahahah

[Jawk]

People that look around the room judging other people because of their own insecurities. Now, that's funny.

[W.I.N.]

oh another thing, one of the guys who work on my gym who's big(fat and strong lol) grabs my friend, turn my friend's back to me and start shouting "Fu<k him, fu<k him!"

When some weaklings go to the gym exposing their arms, wearing T-shirts, I mean, they gotta be brave to do that on the first few months of training lol

When someone lets the plate fall down while changing the weights on the bench

[Scotty.]

The Hip-Hop Bench Press

[Doggpound]

People who load up tons of weight in the squat rank and barely bend their knees .

[oldermuscledude]

4)People that dont know how to use Hammer Strength machines....

5)This dude came up to me yesterday and asked me where the Hack Squat machine was....... I had to explain to him in four different ways that a hack squat is not a machine...

I go to a gym that actually has a couple of Hammer Strength hack squat machines. They're slightly different from each other, and work slightly different--still hard to work, but hack squats are tough for me to do anyway.....

[chemystery]

i heard a fat kid telling his skinny friend that he is only supposed to be lifting 1pound weights bcuz his shoulder is hurt and he was doing his own physical therapy so he was just gonna lift... but OF COURSE its been awhile since he lifted so he better start with a light bench right? yeah definately. throw on the 35's good that makes 105(assuming the bar is 35) my buddy hollars over and lets him know the bar is 45... quickly he lets us know his at home is 35 so he was just assuming... ok moment of truth up with the weight.. down..up.. BANG! ... BANG! off with one side... off with the other and his skinny "spotter" friend was 10feet away... hoenstly i wish i made that up...

[W.I.N.]

i heard a fat kid telling his skinny friend that he is only supposed to be lifting 1pound weights bcuz his shoulder is hurt and he was doing his own physical therapy so he was just gonna lift... but OF COURSE its been awhile since he lifted so he better start with a light bench right? yeah definately. throw on the 35's good that makes 105(assuming the bar is 35) my buddy hollars over and lets him know the bar is 45... quickly he lets us know his at home is 35 so he was just assuming... ok moment of truth up with the weight.. down..up.. BANG! ... BANG! off with one side... off with the other and his skinny "spotter" friend was 10feet away... hoenstly i wish i made that up...

How did his skinny friend go 10feet away? He ran or what? lol

[chemystery]

i didnt see how he got there all i got was the "aftermath" shot and he was a solid 10feet away

[W.I.N.]

i didnt see how he got there all i got was the "aftermath" shot and he was a solid 10feet away

Well maybe he wanted to drink some water lol

[NYRFan68]

Kids who claim they can bench 185 who bring the bar no further than a foot from their chest.
Kids who squat with no range of motion...don't even approach parallel.

[W.I.N.]

oh there's this guy who comes to me when I'm squatting and say I shouldn't be doing it because of my spine, with that serious face, thinking he knows it all just because he's huge. Then he asks me why do I do that and I answer "because I want to" lol

Well not many ppl squat in Brazil, good thing I found this forum

[JessicaRabbit]

There is this weird guy at my school gym who does tricep dips for like an hour straight (and with bad form I must add)..it's actually pretty annoying

[W.I.N.]

There is this weird guy at my school gym who does tricep dips for like an hour straight (and with bad form I must add)..it's actually pretty annoying

wow 1 hour, that's just... strange lol

[foxshox]

This old guy at my gym that wears sun glasses when he works out and has arnold high top. He then procceeds to dead lifts and stares at himself for about 5 minutes before slapping a 35 on both sides, doing 6 reps, and then staring at himself for another 5 minutes and so on.

[TehXshizzit]

my fav is the old dudes that put like 315 on the bar to do squats and only go 2 inchs down...and then scream coming up...

or the kids that walk in and use every machine there is...

or the kids that see how much they can do on every machine...

or the fat chick on the tredmill with her stomach and boobs floping up everywhere hitting her in the face...

or the people with no muscle look at u like wtf...when u flex in the mirrors...

etc..etc..

[W.I.N.]

Ah old mans
Once I saw one that was on his 70's, really old, doing neck exercises, I laughed when he tried this one:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/exer...eck+Resistance
But he did it on the ground and not only his neck, but his leg's as well would go up, it remembered me of fishes out of the water lol

[Mr Rogers]

When people do weighted pull-ups, and in the middle of a rep, their pants fall down, right in front of the whole gym. Seen it 3x before.