what would u do if someone started squatting in your home?

[carcano69]

say you lived in a cucked state like Seattle Washington and after going on vacation for 2 weeks, you come back to someone squatting in your home.

you call the cops but they can't legally do anything and they end up arresting you because the squatter claim it's their property. what would you do at that point?

[bigbtree]

How is that not breaking and entering

[RW2]

Ask if I can work in with them since I only have one power rack.

[Voidgaze]

Lock everything to make it difficult for them to access. Cut power while I'm not home, fart in their general vicinity.

Bait them into rage, then I can just beat the fuk outta them in self defense.

[pyrogen]

make sure they're squatting ATG. none of this half-arsed bs.

[carcano69]

How is that not breaking and entering

dunno, maybe some1 from there can explain

Ask if I can work in with them since I only have one power rack.

fkn lol

strong location to thread topic correlation

Lock everything to make it difficult for them to access. Cut power while I'm not home, fart in their general vicinity.

Bait them into rage, then I can just beat the fuk outta them in self defense.

personally i'd rage and shootem day 1

srs

[Zelensky]

[radrd]

I live in Seattle so I'd just have to find somewhere new to live.

[Kormo]

Depends, how is my home life looking?

If I'm strugglin, like they're squating in my only home then, f them

If I'm not like I have many homes then sharing is caring

[BigElephant]

If I come home and someone is in my house, I'm shooting him then calling the cops after.

[carcano69]

make sure they're squatting ATG. none of this half-arsed bs.

u cheeky little kunt i fkn swear

pls no

I live in Seattle so I'd just have to find somewhere new to live.

fkn lmao

it's over

[r32gojirra]

Lock everything to make it difficult for them to access. Cut power while I'm not home, fart in their general vicinity.

Bait them into rage, then I can just beat the fuk outta them in self defense.

Regardless of legality, you must understand this is statistically highly improbably, Melvin

[ArtCore22]

I'd dissolve his body in the bath tub then keep on living my life. Or start squatting in someone else's house.

[carcano69]

Depends, how is my home life looking?

If I'm strugglin, like they're squating in my only home then, f them

If I'm not like I have many homes then sharing is caring

If I come home and someone is in my house, I'm shooting him then calling the cops after.

based

I'd dissolve his body in the bath tub then keep on living my life. Or start squatting in someone else's house.

idk how the legality of it works. since they can't kick you out, couldn't they just steal your valuable chit

and you wouldn't be able to prove that they took it

[ArtCore22]

based



idk how the legality of it works. since they can't kick you out, couldn't they just steal your valuable chit

and you wouldn't be able to prove that they took it

Yeah man, this sounds crazy. I identify as the owner of this house. Who's gonna stop me?

[Voidgaze]

Regardless of legality, you must understand this is statistically highly improbably, Melvin

I know the ways of the Agitator. Trust, I can get a physical reaction, srs.

That's precisely why I watch my words IRL.

[carcano69]

Yeah man, this sounds crazy. I identify as the owner of this house. Who's gonna stop me?

1. squat

2. steal

3. ?????

4. profit

5. repeat

[r32gojirra]

I know the ways of the Agitator. Trust, I can get a physical reaction, srs.

That's precisely why I watch my words IRL.

No doubt

I’m just saying as a question of base probability, it’s highly unlikely you’re winning a physical confrontation

[Briangumble]

Well if I can physically take him, then beat the **** out of him and forcibly remove him from the property. If he calls the cops then I'll say I never seen that guy before in my life and I don't know what he's talking about. If I can't take him physically, then shoot him and plant a knife on him and say it was self defense.

[BigDeeps01]

Literally drag them out at gunpoint and lie to the cops about it

[Paul Kreul]

move in and make their life miserable, or get someone you know to "break-in" and ..make their life miserable

[Voidgaze]

No doubt

I’m just saying as a question of base probability, it’s highly unlikely you’re winning a physical confrontation

Would it be fair of me to say the same of you?

[drakkarman]

i would use a machete

[Fuggettabowteet]

Spot them, obviously

[TheParish]

Ask if I can work in

[r32gojirra]

Would it be fair of me to say the same of you?

It would be statistically inaccurate because of a range of factors

[Voidgaze]

It would be statistically inaccurate because of a range of factors

"range of factors" that are unspecified and vague at best

sure m8

what a load of shyte lol

[r32gojirra]

"range of factors" that are unspecified and vague at best

sure m8

what a load of shyte lol

I’m bigger than you, stronger than you, superior reach and decades of amateur fight experience

So on balance in an unarmed altercation base probability is on my side

Although that all becomes irrelevant in the presence of superior numbers, firearms or meth, of combination thereof

Please let me know if there’s further details I can provide

[ectobruh]

Somebody's getting shot srs

[Voidgaze]

I’m bigger than you, stronger than you, superior reach and decades of amateur fight experience

Although that all becomes irrelevant in the presence of superior numbers, firearms or meth, of combination thereof

Please let me know if there’s further details I can provide

All of this is subjective. You're comparing yourself to me, but statistically your chances of running into someone like can't even be measured. You're basing all of this on me vs you? lol

This whole disagreement is petty and stupid, srs.