Sweet baby Jesus. Redditors actually refused to roast him and offered kind words instead. Cripes.
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02-16-2021, 09:46 PM #1CEO of the Unified Fund
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Rate this transformation (haircels GTFIH)
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02-16-2021, 09:47 PM #2Registered User
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would just rope
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
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02-16-2021, 09:48 PM #3Tradie Crew
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In.
The reaper shows precisely zero mercy.
Dude went from a decent looking guy to ****in hobbit real fast. No homerHey gideon! Ive been looking at your wall, its pretty frickin sickening bro.
Liberalism is cancer.
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02-16-2021, 09:49 PM #4
Look at his eyes he’s already dead.
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02-16-2021, 09:49 PM #5Registered Hustler
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I don't understand how someone could let that happen.
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
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02-16-2021, 09:51 PM #6CEO of the Unified Fund
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Reaper got him, so he decided to "own it" and shave it off. Then BEARDMAXX to compensate, and here we are.Originally Posted by CptClean
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02-16-2021, 09:54 PM #7Banned
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did he break his nose, why are his eyes so dark
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02-16-2021, 09:56 PM #8CEO of the Unified Fund
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I don't know, but that before pic is actually pretty bad. Imagine if he had chosen a good one.Originally Posted by littlecaesars59
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02-16-2021, 09:58 PM #9The Blackpill Prophet
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Dude's head looks like a damm light bulb...
Boyos, stop deluding yourselves, 99% of us DON'T have skull like Jason Statham..... we can't rock the bald/beard combo, mayne......
Everything I post is satire.
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02-16-2021, 10:00 PM #10Registered User
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I mean of course getting fat, pale and growing a neckbeard will magnify the reapers handy work. He could easily scrounge up a couple points if he got back in shape and went outside
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02-16-2021, 10:00 PM #11Black Lives Matter
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damn the drop off is harsh
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02-16-2021, 10:01 PM #12Registered Hustler
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Yeah but he could obviously tell how ugly he was getting, dude just gave up.Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
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02-16-2021, 10:01 PM #13lol @ nocoincels; 118 IQ
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Yep using this as motivation to never lose my hair
Posts are for fun, not to be taken seriously or as truth.
Angie Varona Appreciation Club Founder
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02-16-2021, 10:02 PM #14CEO of the Unified Fund
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He could wrestle his way back up a point or two, but that fall off the cliff fuarrrrrrrkOriginally Posted by eightduece
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02-16-2021, 10:05 PM #15CEO of the Unified Fund
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Also just read that his wife left him, took his kid, and put him into debt. Now he is depressed. APPRECIATE your hair, boyos.
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02-16-2021, 10:07 PM #16Registered Gym Rat
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And you guys say
“just shave it bro”No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.
-Socrates
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02-16-2021, 10:08 PM #17Registered User
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Another reminder to never take my hairline of the gods for granted, as well as glow of the gods, until they are both gone and then so am I (semi srs)
Rest in PissBrunettes Only Crew (non negotiable)
LTC Crew (negotiable)
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02-16-2021, 10:08 PM #18Registered Gym Rat
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The ultimate black pill lolOriginally Posted by N0stradamus
Dude's head looks like a damm light bulb...
Boyos, stop deluding yourselves, 99% of us DON'T have skull like Jason Statham..... we can't rock the bald/beard combo, mayne......
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.
-Socrates
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02-16-2021, 10:11 PM #19CEO of the Unified Fund
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I know for a fact I have a gay alien skull. No hope for me if/when the reaper comes.Originally Posted by N0stradamus
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02-16-2021, 10:15 PM #20Banned
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https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/com..._what_happend/
yikesGot mental and physical ill
Got divorced
Got in debt
No real friends anymore (just online few contacts)
No contact to my family anymore
2 kids of 2 different woman
No job anymore
And Now single
he has a very lengthy post about his fked up childhood
kid was doomed from the start
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02-16-2021, 10:22 PM #21CEO of the Unified Fund
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I wonder if he's heard of Jocko??Originally Posted by littlecaesars59
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02-16-2021, 10:29 PM #22Registered User
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I'm never missing a finasteride dose.
"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
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02-16-2021, 10:31 PM #23Registered User
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yo wtf? he looked happy and full of life in the before and then after he looks like he has no soul like a killer, he also looked in shape in the before the after he looks skinny fat like he just gave up being active.Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken
Sweet baby Jesus. Redditors actually refused to roast him and offered kind words instead. Cripes.
It looks like he still has hair he just chooses to shave it.
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02-16-2021, 10:32 PM #24CEO of the Unified Fund
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A true gift from the Gods, side effects be damned.Originally Posted by JayDubbs932
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02-16-2021, 10:39 PM #25Registered User
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4 years no sides...knock on woodOriginally Posted by ErnieMccracken
"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
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02-16-2021, 10:40 PM #26Registered User
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Would've roped long ago
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02-16-2021, 10:43 PM #27CEO of the Unified Fund
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Sloots don't care about hair, come on. Just shave it, bro.Originally Posted by TuskV
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02-16-2021, 10:47 PM #28healthy eating disorder
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this. Being bald links well with having a shredded physique, you can still pull bitchesOriginally Posted by EnochsProphecy
Hit rock bottom? GOOD. Only place you can go from here is up.
being bald and fat is a nah son/10"You can train as hard as you want to, but without the right fuel supporting your training and recovery, you will never see the results that you should."-Iron Man
Oh by the way...Size f*cking matters, in everything. Don't believe the hype. Size f*cking matters. Size DOESN'T matter to people who don't have any size, that's why they're like "oh size doesn't matter". SIZE, GIRTH, THICKNESS, EVERYTHING. Its a game of inches in life..add up all those inches, Victory muthaf*cker!-Greg Plitt
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02-16-2021, 10:47 PM #29Registered User
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Getting some fin tmr.
Who needs a working dink anyway?
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02-16-2021, 10:55 PM #30Registered User
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That is the look of a man that has given up on life.
Sorry to say but outside of a select few others, it's really only black guys that can pull off the bald look.
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