Everything wrong with Jurrassic World. Rant. (SPOILERS) (LOTS OF SPOILERS)

[nattyuser]

brb 20 years after Jurrasic Park, dinosaurs are apparently not exciting to the public anymore so attendance is declining.

Theres one dinosaur park in the world and its failing, but thousands of zoo's and safari parks continue to see high attendance in real life

brb genetic engineering made out to be something its not.

"Why can it camouflage itself"

"Hurr durr we put a bit of cuttle fish in it so its got that ability now"

"Hurr durr we also put some frog stuff in it so it can have another ability"

brb mutant dinosaur apparently as smart as a a human

brb the older brother is a complete twat to his younger brother

brb younger brother is insanely intelligent. He can piece together clues like Sherlock Holmes.

brb younger brother knows how to start a jeep thats been sat for over 20 years in a humid jungle (fuel lines are probably corroded, battery's dead, fuels probably gone off, brakes probably seized, tires probably flat etc...)

brb TAKES KID FIVE MINUTES TO GET IT RUNNING

brb woman successfully running away from t rex in heels

brb road bike can follow a group of raptors at full sprint through a jungle (its got off road tires so it can now! fuk off)

brb navy seal guy evades being eaten by mutant dinosaur by covering himself in petrol to mask his scent (pretty clever)... Except the next five times he hides from it, he seems to forget this petrol trick worked so he gets spotted.

brb only one mini gun on the island and the only helicopter available is one the owner flew in himself (and he's obviously not even got his pilots license yet)

brb mini gun operator missing 30ft dinosaur

brb helicopter and min gun brought down by flying dinosaurs straight away

brb sending 10-15 men out with tazers to bring down a dinosaur bigger than a T-Rex

brb cliche corporate guy wants something made into a weapon for money

brb he thinks Raptors could be a good weapon

brb send raptors to hunt mutant dinosaur, but don't tell anyone the mutant is half T-Rex and half fuking Raptor.

brb bring in private military within the hour, are they on standby constantly?

brb private military doesn't just bomb the dinosaur with a drone, they send men in jeeps to fight it with guns

brb guy with rocket launcher misses 30ft mutant dinosaur from 20ft away but can hit a 7ft Raptor from 40ft away

brb navy seal gets thrown 20ft + back from rocket launcher blast... completely unscathed

brb chaos all around, flying dinosaurs eating people alive... Lets stop and have five minutes to catch up




3/10 Do not watch ever.

[Rayzor84]

Alot of your points do not even make sense as being negatives. Movie was great and I'm usually very critical of movies.

Half of your points demonstrate that u know very little about molecular biology, the current thoughts of dinosaur behavior such as t Rex run speeds, and flat out didn't listen to the dialogue (bombing with drones). Every other time the navy guy was hiding he would have been spotted getting under a truck to use the oil trick again. Did u even WATCH the movie or just sit there and misc?

0/10 attempt to be an edgy ******* trying to ride outside the mainstream.

[SpongeBobNoPant]

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

[anonymous]

[zzfh]

did the new lesbo dinosaur 'lickalotapus' make an appearance ?



da dum tish.

[nattyuser]

Alot of your points do not even make sense as being negatives. Movie was great and I'm usually very critical of movies.

Half of your points demonstrate that u know very little about molecular biology, the current thoughts of dinosaur behavior such as t Rex run speeds, and flat out didn't listen to the dialogue (bombing with drones). Every other time the navy guy was hiding he would have been spotted getting under a truck to use the oil trick again. Did u even WATCH the movie or just sit there and misc?

0/10 attempt to be an edgy ******* trying to ride outside the mainstream.

Not trying to be an edgy *******, I'm just pointing out obvious flaws.

The oil trick?

It was petrol, did you even watch the movie? He obviously cut a fuel line and covered himself in a clear thin liquid. Oil is dark and thick. Petrol is clear and thin.

http://www.livescience.com/9519-rex-outrun-humans.html

A T. Rex could easily out pace a woman in heels.



Counter some of my points directly instead of just saying they are wrong *******.

[Burglol]

I was entertained by the movie, I didn't pay to watch a documentary. Get the **** out of here you ****boy.

[Rayzor84]

Not trying to be an edgy *******, I'm just pointing out obvious flaws.

The oil trick?

It was petrol, did you even watch the movie? He obviously cut a fuel line and covered himself in a clear thin liquid. Oil is dark and thick. Petrol is clear and thin.

http://www.livescience.com/9519-rex-outrun-humans.html

A T. Rex could easily out pace a woman in heels.



Counter some of my points directly instead of just saying they are wrong *******.

Wow dude u attacked semantics because I was too lazy to type out GASOLINE, and put oil. Awesome skills.

Second, Google some scientific american articles that suggest the t Rex was much slower than previously thought, not to mention that either way we will never know so it's a moot point for u to be making.

Third, if u really expect me to sit here and throw a scientific publication at every one of your points over a MOVIE, u will be sadly mistaken.

The bottom line is on any of the science points, u either don't understand genetics or can't argue an unknown point either way. Your other points are either nonsensical situationally or were outright stated in the dialogue.

If u want to sit and write a cited paper on the aspects that CAN be proven explicitly, be my guest. But are u really that much of a loser? Lol.

[proudmanlet]

it: op goes to big summer CGI eye candy popcorn fun time movies and expects them to make total sense and 100% scientifically accurate



will admit tho I also got bothered by her being in heels whole time even out in the jungle and on top of waterfall etc lol, not to mention shoes were white and not even dirty

[OrbitalDropKick]

brb 20 years after Jurrasic Park, dinosaurs are apparently not exciting to the public anymore so attendance is declining.

Theres one dinosaur park in the world and its failing, but thousands of zoo's and safari parks continue to see high attendance in real life

brb genetic engineering made out to be something its not.

"Why can it camouflage itself"

"Hurr durr we put a bit of cuttle fish in it so its got that ability now"

"Hurr durr we also put some frog stuff in it so it can have another ability"

brb mutant dinosaur apparently as smart as a a human

brb the older brother is a complete twat to his younger brother

brb younger brother is insanely intelligent. He can piece together clues like Sherlock Holmes.

brb younger brother knows how to start a jeep thats been sat for over 20 years in a humid jungle (fuel lines are probably corroded, battery's dead, fuels probably gone off, brakes probably seized, tires probably flat etc...)

brb TAKES KID FIVE MINUTES TO GET IT RUNNING

brb woman successfully running away from t rex in heels

brb road bike can follow a group of raptors at full sprint through a jungle (its got off road tires so it can now! fuk off)

brb navy seal guy evades being eaten by mutant dinosaur by covering himself in petrol to mask his scent (pretty clever)... Except the next five times he hides from it, he seems to forget this petrol trick worked so he gets spotted.

brb only one mini gun on the island and the only helicopter available is one the owner flew in himself (and he's obviously not even got his pilots license yet)

brb mini gun operator missing 30ft dinosaur

brb helicopter and min gun brought down by flying dinosaurs straight away

brb sending 10-15 men out with tazers to bring down a dinosaur bigger than a T-Rex

brb cliche corporate guy wants something made into a weapon for money

brb he thinks Raptors could be a good weapon

brb send raptors to hunt mutant dinosaur, but don't tell anyone the mutant is half T-Rex and half fuking Raptor.

brb bring in private military within the hour, are they on standby constantly?

brb private military doesn't just bomb the dinosaur with a drone, they send men in jeeps to fight it with guns

brb guy with rocket launcher misses 30ft mutant dinosaur from 20ft away but can hit a 7ft Raptor from 40ft away

brb navy seal gets thrown 20ft + back from rocket launcher blast... completely unscathed

brb chaos all around, flying dinosaurs eating people alive... Lets stop and have five minutes to catch up




3/10 Do not watch ever.

The dino park costs a chit tonne of money to operate, so even the smallest drop in attendance would see an effect. Considering that the park is probably expensive as fuk, not everyone wants to go every weekend.

Don't know anything about genetic engineering

The original Jurassic park was about using other reptile DNA to clone them, so they were making a nod to it.

The dino being super smart bugged me, how it new to trick them with the claw marks, or to take out the tracker. I'll give you that.

The kids bugged me too so I'll give you that.

Heels were dumb too, even my sister was complaining how they never even broke.

The raptors weren't running at a full sprint, that would be a waste of energy when they're just tracking something.

There was more than one helicopter, but since the owners pilot was somewhere else, and the conversation was taking place in the control room, the only one in there who could fly was the owner.

They sent the guys with tasers because the dino cost millions of dollars and they didn't want to kill it right away since they've captured escaped dinos before.

He thinks raptors could be a good weapon, because the wolf pup he saved, saved him from when his ex wife tried to kill him, so he doesn't buy into the "wild animals will always kill their owners"same reasons people keep tigers as pets.

Private army is ingen so yes they're on standby

[Murph0408]

a really really fun movie that delivers in nearly every way. yes, it has some flaws. FYI so did the original jurassic park, so does almost every other huge summer blockbuster. a few of your points i will contest a few i do agree with

brb 20 years after Jurrasic Park, dinosaurs are apparently not exciting to the public anymore so attendance is declining.

Theres one dinosaur park in the world and its failing, but thousands of zoo's and safari parks continue to see high attendance in real life

i don't recall them saying the park is "failing." it's all about trying to continually drive attendance with new attractions. specifically i think bryce dallas howard's character explains that while business is consistent, costs are going up so they need to still drive attendance.

brb genetic engineering made out to be something its not.

"Why can it camouflage itself"
"Hurr durr we put a bit of cuttle fish in it so its got that ability now"
"Hurr durr we also put some frog stuff in it so it can have another ability"

this is one of those "it's a movie' things where you have to leave your knowledge of genetic engineering at the door. they loosely explain it about as much as they need to.

brb mutant dinosaur apparently as smart as a a human

raptors were brilliant and the i-rex has raptor in its mix

brb the older brother is a complete twat to his younger brother

you found this uncommon? hard to believe? i thought their relationship was pretty normal. by the end of the movie he's looking out for him.

brb younger brother is insanely intelligent. He can piece together clues like Sherlock Holmes.
brb younger brother knows how to start a jeep thats been sat for over 20 years in a humid jungle (fuel lines are probably corroded, battery's dead, fuels probably gone off, brakes probably seized, tires probably flat etc...)
brb TAKES KID FIVE MINUTES TO GET IT RUNNING

i'll give you this one. the jeep firing up and running was hilarious. "remember that time we worked on grandpa's toyota?" or something like that, next thing you know they're driving in a 20 year old jeep. i found this harder to believe than the dinosaurs being created.

most of your other points i don't have a problem with in the film. yes, there are some silly mistakes by characters, the woman runs in heels, the military guys show up too quickly, the park only has one helicopter. at a 2 hour run time the movie doesn't have enough room to hold the audience's hand and walk them through every one of these things happening and explain why or how.

like i said it's a fun movie. lots of nostalgia and action. i don't expect too much more than what i got from JW. even with the silly things like the raptor and t-rex coming to a mutual respect and going their separate ways (and letting the humans live)

[everydayrustle]

Brb did research velociraptors where small 3 ft at best. They used Deinonychus' in the movie(called them velociraptors, easier to say). All of these dinosaurs were about as smart as a mouse if that. But in the end its a movie about making dinosaurs come back to life, you just gotta sit back and enjoy the action mindlessly.

[nutsy54]

ITT: OP forgot he was watching science fiction, and not a documentary

[Manletbolic]

Dialogue and starlord was so cringey but then again its a kids/family film.

Seeing nearly blue and orange at each scene got annoying. Running in heels lol

This movie was no were near speilbergs JP.

End felt like godzilla imo. Monster vs monster

Hybrid could of been more intimating.

Brothers were annoying as fck.

And they had to make the guy who wanted to use the raptors as a weapon a fat redneck. LOL

[Benny_Lava]

I would honestly hate to be you OP.

Brb going into an action movie about dinosaurs and analyzing everything. I can just see you in the theater with a note pad angrily scribbling **** down so you could come home and make a thread on the misc. While irritated theater goers throw popcorn at you and eventually get you thrown out. As you're being dragged out by theater staff and the tears are welling in your eyes you scream "**** you im going home to the misc"

Jesus christ man just enjoy the ****ing movie.

[nattyuser]

Wow dude u attacked semantics because I was too lazy to type out GASOLINE, and put oil. Awesome skills.

Second, Google some scientific american articles that suggest the t Rex was much slower than previously thought, not to mention that either way we will never know so it's a moot point for u to be making.

Third, if u really expect me to sit here and throw a scientific publication at every one of your points over a MOVIE, u will be sadly mistaken.

The bottom line is on any of the science points, u either don't understand genetics or can't argue an unknown point either way. Your other points are either nonsensical situationally or were outright stated in the dialogue.

If u want to sit and write a cited paper on the aspects that CAN be proven explicitly, be my guest. But are u really that much of a loser? Lol.

Semantics are the back bone of a good argument. If you're too lazy to make sure they are correct then you're the one with the poor argument.

All of these articles point to a running speed of at least 10mph with upwards estimations being 25mph. The world record for running in heels is 14mph. So I'm sorry, I do not buy that a corporate woman, who's been running about in heels all day, could possibly outrun a T.Rex. Not a chance.

You don't need a paper to prove these points are correct or incorrect. Most of them are just common sense. You are just too lazy to argue against them.

it: op goes to big summer CGI eye candy popcorn fun time movies and expects them to make total sense and 100% scientifically accurate



will admit tho I also got bothered by her being in heels whole time even out in the jungle and on top of waterfall etc lol, not to mention shoes were white and not even dirty

I expected some Hollywood exaggerations for sure, but there's so many of them it makes it painful to watch.

The dino park costs a chit tonne of money to operate, so even the smallest drop in attendance would see an effect. Considering that the park is probably expensive as fuk, not everyone wants to go every weekend.

Don't know anything about genetic engineering

The original Jurassic park was about using other reptile DNA to clone them, so they were making a nod to it.

The dino being super smart bugged me, how it new to trick them with the claw marks, or to take out the tracker. I'll give you that.

The kids bugged me too so I'll give you that.

Heels were dumb too, even my sister was complaining how they never even broke.

The raptors weren't running at a full sprint, that would be a waste of energy when they're just tracking something.

There was more than one helicopter, but since the owners pilot was somewhere else, and the conversation was taking place in the control room, the only one in there who could fly was the owner.

They sent the guys with tasers because the dino cost millions of dollars and they didn't want to kill it right away since they've captured escaped dinos before.

He thinks raptors could be a good weapon, because the wolf pup he saved, saved him from when his ex wife tried to kill him, so he doesn't buy into the "wild animals will always kill their owners"same reasons people keep tigers as pets.

Private army is ingen so yes they're on standby

Other reptile DNA yes, Cuttlefish aren't a reptile.

The raptors weren't running at full sprint, I'll give you that, but they were moving quickly, jumping fallen trees and the like. That bike couldn't follow that.

There was more than one helicopter when the army arrived, before that the only helicopter was the one the owner flew in himself.

The guy who thought they could be a weapon is an idiot and I don't know how he got to be where he is job wise.

a really really fun movie that delivers in nearly every way. yes, it has some flaws. FYI so did the original jurassic park, so does almost every other huge summer blockbuster. a few of your points i will contest a few i do agree with


i don't recall them saying the park is "failing." it's all about trying to continually drive attendance with new attractions. specifically i think bryce dallas howard's character explains that while business is consistent, costs are going up so they need to still drive attendance.

this is one of those "it's a movie' things where you have to leave your knowledge of genetic engineering at the door. they loosely explain it about as much as they need to.


raptors were brilliant and the i-rex has raptor in its mix


you found this uncommon? hard to believe? i thought their relationship was pretty normal. by the end of the movie he's looking out for him.

i'll give you this one. the jeep firing up and running was hilarious. "remember that time we worked on grandpa's toyota?" or something like that, next thing you know they're driving in a 20 year old jeep. i found this harder to believe than the dinosaurs being created.

most of your other points i don't have a problem with in the film. yes, there are some silly mistakes by characters, the woman runs in heels, the military guys show up too quickly, the park only has one helicopter. at a 2 hour run time the movie doesn't have enough room to hold the audience's hand and walk them through every one of these things happening and explain why or how.

like i said it's a fun movie. lots of nostalgia and action. i don't expect too much more than what i got from JW. even with the silly things like the raptor and t-rex coming to a mutual respect and going their separate ways (and letting the humans live)

If costs are going up and attendance isn't, then the park isn't doing well.

Raptors are smart yes, but they thrive in packs. This dinosaur was on it's own and somehow knew scratches would make them think it had escaped, somehow knew they used thermal technology to track it, somehow knew they wouldn't check it's tracking beacon before entering the cage and somehow knew where exactly to rip out it's beacon.



A fun movie is all well and good, but when there's so many inaccuracies it makes it hard to enjoy.

[Rayzor84]

Semantics are the back bone of a good argument. If you're too lazy to make sure they are correct then you're the one with the poor argument.

All of these articles point to a running speed of at least 10mph with upwards estimations being 25mph. The world record for running in heels is 14mph. So I'm sorry, I do not buy that a corporate woman, who's been running about in heels all day, could possibly outrun a T.Rex. Not a chance.

You don't need a paper to prove these points are correct or incorrect. Most of them are just common sense. You are just too lazy to argue against them.



I expected some Hollywood exaggerations for sure, but there's so many of them it makes it painful to watch.



Other reptile DNA yes, Cuttlefish aren't a reptile.

The raptors weren't running at full sprint, I'll give you that, but they were moving quickly, jumping fallen trees and the like. That bike couldn't follow that.

There was more than one helicopter when the army arrived, before that the only helicopter was the one the owner flew in himself.

The guy who thought they could be a weapon is an idiot and I don't know how he got to be where he is job wise.



If costs are going up and attendance isn't, then the park isn't doing well.

Raptors are smart yes, but they thrive in packs. This dinosaur was on it's own and somehow knew scratches would make them think it had escaped, somehow knew they used thermal technology to track it, somehow knew they wouldn't check it's tracking beacon before entering the cage and somehow knew where exactly to rip out it's beacon.



A fun movie is all well and good, but when there's so many inaccuracies it makes it hard to enjoy.

God damn u might be the biggest ******* on misc.

Grab ur teddy bear BFF and head down to the local starbucks so u can dissect a Sci fi film with your fellow FAs.

[eglionz]

It was no Jurassic Park but I was just there for the dinosaurs fighting.

My biggest gripe is it's sad how bad the characters were. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard were just bad when you think back to what a badass Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler were. The kids were just props, I legit don't even remember the character names lmao but that's par for the course... The movie was obviously about the dinosaurs and the people are just an afterthought.

[apocab]

I kinda expected a lot of stupid chit like that to happen in the plot so I was prepared for it. Just tried to enjoy dinosaurs tearing chit up and not worry about how and why as much.

But man on man the heels thing was pretty stupid. They were completely in tact when she went to see the T-Rex near there end. They could've at least had one scene where maybe she just took them off completely? Meh oh well. Thought the movie was OK. I was entertained.

[tekkenbruh]

I hardly give any fks about some minor stuff like this and just enjoy the movie I'm watching for what it is (aka mindless entertainment) but the chick being in heels all the time was strong wtf moment.

lold hard when Chris Pratt tells her to stfu and that she isn't going with him with heels on. What does she do? She rolls up her blouse, leaves the heels on. Then she outruns a T-Rex.



Movie itself was good though. Enjoyed it more than 2 and 3. As far as summer blockbusters go, easily 7-8/10 imo, stop bitching ******* op

[seanmrector]

Agreed. I'm not a movie snob but this ruined Jurassic park for me. Your points are on point. Dont even wanna think about the movie. Thought it'd be a great movie. The starlord guy is cringey man. Keep his ass on guardians he isn't meant for much more imo. Alan grants crying in his grave. His gf/aunt was hnng though.

Only saving grace was the girl I saw it with. Fed me the crunchy m&ms and kept me calm. Coming back over tomorrow morning to watch game of thrones with me. Wifey of peace


Overall. The entourage movie>Tomorrowland>Jurassic****

[yochrisss]

The only things I said when I left the movie last night was also what you said about the park not having any attendance....If we had dinosaurs I would go to that park every single day.

Also I didn't really like Chris Pratt in this probably because I just know him as a funny guy and I think the part was just kind of too serious sometimes and it was just corny.

The Dinosaur fights were legit and I loved it

[braskibra]

U see a movie about dinosaurs then complain its not realistic , typical

[Murph0408]

It was no Jurassic Park but I was just there for the dinosaurs fighting.

My biggest gripe is it's sad how bad the characters were. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard were just bad when you think back to what a badass Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler were. The kids were just props, I legit don't even remember the character names lmao but that's par for the course... The movie was obviously about the dinosaurs and the people are just an afterthought.

you basically just described jurassic park. simple flat characters, people are just available to create scenes with the dinos. do you consider that lawyer who got ate off of the toilet a deep character? do we have a lengthy backstory on muldoon? how about samuel L's character? of course not. it isn't necessary, just like it wouldn't be necessary in jurassic world.

i'll rank JP over JW but let's not act like it was this perfect masterpiece either. most of us were probably kids or around that age when JP came out so of course it seems like this big amazing movie. and it was the first, so obviously all the sequels won't match up with it.

[nattyuser]

God damn u might be the biggest ******* on misc.

Grab ur teddy bear BFF and head down to the local starbucks so u can dissect a Sci fi film with your fellow FAs.

You're too stupid to come up with a valid response to any of my arguments, so just resort to calling me an FA phoggot. Lol.

[eglionz]

you basically just described jurassic park. simple flat characters, people are just available to create scenes with the dinos. do you consider that lawyer who got ate off of the toilet a deep character? do we have a lengthy backstory on muldoon? how about samuel L's character? of course not. it isn't necessary, just like it wouldn't be necessary in jurassic world.

i'll rank JP over JW but let's not act like it was this perfect masterpiece either. most of us were probably kids or around that age when JP came out so of course it seems like this big amazing movie. and it was the first, so obviously all the sequels won't match up with it.

Y'all are really fkin serious about your dinosaur movies

Only solution is misc writes it's own dino epic

JP at least I walked away remembering their names lol

[tsbalr120]

Movie was great IMO, almost every movie you can pick at the little things. No need to be an edgy hipster.

[Lpenny]

My GF and I basically we're having a similar discussion throughout the entire movie.

Spoiler!

1) Ride that gives children complete autonomous control over their gyrosphere.

2) Let's go into the mutant T-Rex cage without first simply checking it's tracker chip location

3) Dinosaur made of flesh and bone can rip through giant steel/cement door like paper.

4) Dinosaur can flip 1000+ lb car with a flick of the wrist

5) Dinosaurs tracking chip placed in location where dinosaur can rip it out instead of on its back

6) 1 heavy weapon on island with Dinos that have a history of going on killer rampages. Didn't they learn to get some heavy weaponry from the first 3 Jurassic Parks?

7) Send ppl to fight mutant T-Rex with cattle prodders

8) Raptors try to eat Chris Pratt earlier (despite him imprinting on them as babies), but now they should be totally reliable to be let loose around dozens of strangers.

9) No killswitch for the raptors if they turn on humans. Surely they'd be capable of putting some explosive in the raptor headgear to set off if the raptors attack humans.

10) Mutant Trex, made of flesh and bone, withstands 100s of rounds of rifle fire and either a direct or near direct hit from an RPG and is unscathed.

11) As you said...missing a 50 ft long target with a mini gun? WTF?

12) Aviary protected by one chitty glass bubble that any fat Dino could break with no contingency plan for escaped flying Dinos.

13) Monorail goes across giant fish Dinos lake. The same giant fish Dino that loves jumping up really far out of the water and grabbing things. Good idea.

14) The old jeep thing

15) Kids escape certain death, jump off waterfall, massive predator still likely in the area, and when they crawl out of the water they just lay there and laugh

16) High heels

17) Trex head pterodactyls....wtf was that chit

18) Letting inexperienced billionaire pilot vital combat mission

Prolly forgetting a lot

I'm good at ignoring these things usually, but when this level of stupidity drives every aspect of the movie, I can't ignore it

[Rayzor84]

You're too stupid to come up with a valid response to any of my arguments, so just resort to calling me an FA phoggot. Lol.

Too stupid or can't be assed to do an in depth analysis with references to appease some puss y milennial crybaby?

[nattyuser]

Movie was great IMO, almost every movie you can pick at the little things. No need to be an edgy hipster.

Yeah theres always some flaws in movies, but the better the movie, the fewer the flaws and the more forgivable the flaws. This movie basically hinged it's whole plot and story around countless flaws. This is why it was bad.

It's as if the director/writer just assumes the audience to be stupid, and that they'll just accept the problems as "hollywood blockbuster blah blah".

Why do we have to accept these flaws, when the movie could and would have been better without them?

My GF and I basically we're having a similar discussion throughout the entire movie.

Spoiler!

1) Ride that gives children complete autonomous control over their gyrosphere.

2) Let's go into the mutant T-Rex cage without first simply checking it's tracker chip location

3) Dinosaur made of flesh and bone can rip through giant steel/cement door like paper.

4) Dinosaur can flip 1000+ lb car with a flick of the wrist

5) Dinosaurs tracking chip placed in location where dinosaur can rip it out instead of on its back

6) 1 heavy weapon on island with Dinos that have a history of going on killer rampages. Didn't they learn to get some heavy weaponry from the first 3 Jurassic Parks?

7) Send ppl to fight mutant T-Rex with cattle prodders

8) Raptors try to eat Chris Pratt earlier (despite him imprinting on them as babies), but now they should be totally reliable to be let loose around dozens of strangers.

9) No killswitch for the raptors if they turn on humans. Surely they'd be capable of putting some explosive in the raptor headgear to set off if the raptors attack humans.

10) Mutant Trex, made of flesh and bone, withstands 100s of rounds of rifle fire and either a direct or near direct hit from an RPG and is unscathed.

11) As you said...missing a 50 ft long target with a mini gun? WTF?

12) Aviary protected by one chitty glass bubble that any fat Dino could break with no contingency plan for escaped flying Dinos.

13) Monorail goes across giant fish Dinos lake. The same giant fish Dino that loves jumping up really far out of the water and grabbing things. Good idea.

14) The old jeep thing

15) Kids escape certain death, jump off waterfall, massive predator still likely in the area, and when they crawl out of the water they just lay there and laugh

16) High heels

17) Trex head pterodactyls....wtf was that chit

18) Letting inexperienced billionaire pilot vital combat mission

Prolly forgetting a lot

I'm good at ignoring these things usually, but when this level of stupidity drives every aspect of the movie, I can't ignore it

Finally someone who gets it.

Too stupid or can't be assed to do an in depth analysis with references to appease some puss y milennial crybaby?

And again, more name calling and no actual argument.

How you got a Bachelor of Science in Biochemistry I don't know.

Care to impart some of your wisdom and explain how a Genetic Scientist can just combine whatever DNA they want into one, regardless of the animals biological classification?

Example

A dinosaur and a cuttlefish were combined in the film. They're more different in comparison than a Horse and a Human, and something in the back of my mind is telling me that creating a Centaur isn't possible.