Last minute VIRGIN TIPS (srs) (20 mins left)

[BradyBConner]

I'm about to go "hang out" with a qt pie girl.

Leaving in 25 mins


Never had sex before



How do I not **** this up

[PotatoSwag]

it's lower than you think (srs)

[BigAndJuicy]

don't be surprised when bags of sand

also I have had sex like a dozen times now and still can never find the hole

[Shawnphi]

it's lower than you think (srs)

lmao, this.

[BRoii]

*Turned gay because I couldn't get girls crew*

Liar.

[BradyBConner]

it's lower than you think (srs)

Already know this give me something useful.

O god 23 mins bros

[Lightsout13]

It's your birthday today,
What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain,
That twenty-one years ago on this day,
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

And nine months before that magical day,
Your Dad probably took your Mom on a date,
And they were having a good time,
They were dancing and drinking wine.

And when they got home they were horny as hell,
And your Dad threw your Mom down on the bed,
And he tore her panties off,
and his penis was hard as a rock.

And then your Mom really wanted to give your Dad head,
But your Dad also wanted to give your Mom head,
So they formed a sixty-nine,
And your Mom came at least three times.

And then your Dad was so excited to get inside your Mom,
That he forgot to put a condom on,
And when he realized his mistake,
He had ejaculated and it was too late.

And then you Mom got pregnant,
And your Dad started crying,
He wanted your Mom to get an abortion,
But your Mom wanted a child.

And nine months later you were born.
And then five months later your parents got a divorce.

[STLmisc]

With your mentality (coming to the misc) you're already fked

[Osmvn]

inb4 all OP really does is hang out

[PotatoSwag]

Already know this give me something useful.

O god 23 mins bros

fuk her right in the poosy

[Shikight]

girls like it when you lick their nostrils

if you think im making this then you're a virgin

[BradyBConner]

wait how do I put a condom on?

[zSolo]

Be aggressive at the right time - More than likely she wont make the first move.

[Shortstop36]

inb4 thread from OP in a few hours about how he ****ed it up and couldn't get the job done.

[BroolStories]

inb4 all OP really does is hang out

Lmao this.

Anyway OP, use the come hither motion to hit her G-Spot.

[ApoapsisNow]

Under what prerogative do you assume that this female is willing to mate with you? Perhaps this is a display of interest in courtship? Or am I naive to assume that? Ugh, I do not understand you humans.

[Prim4lFear]

in for updates after.

[Cynic09]

it's lower than you think (srs)

This! Srs. Basically near rectum is is where you should try to aim for.

[Achilles87]

Turn off brain, turn on cock

[LASound]

It really is about the journey, not the destination (enjoy the moment, don't try to rush towards the orgasm)

[GotFlexAppeal]

wait how do I put a condom on?

Don't be a poosy, STD's are like pokemon , gotta catch em all.

[BradyBConner]

Lmao this.

Anyway OP, use the come hither motion to hit her G-Spot.

Do i use middle+ring finger or index+middle?

[NattyPeanuts]

shave your little buddy m8

[IsthisreaLife]

wait how do I put a condom on?

unrap it, stretch it over your head and dive in, have a blast brah

[ejz69]

pre fap to get the easy one out, let her get on top for a little too

[mexanacho]

pics of the girl *******

[NateTheGood]

-Take condom off half way through
-Blow your load inside of her
-Whisper "And boom goes the dynamite" into her ear
-Put on your clothes and leave without saying another word

[XBP1]

make sure the hidden camera is on

[VSVP99]

Lots of foreplay.. like 30-45mins. Think nipples, neck, stomach. Medium amounts of tongue. Some light touches, followed by aggression. Keep your rhythm once you're banging her. Just do doggy and cowgirl.

[BroolStories]

Do i use middle+ring finger or index+middle?

I'd think the index+middle finger would be best.