Back Story: so i was at the mall today looking for jobs and i snagged a busser job in the Nordstrom cafe.
On my way out i see this blonde haired Milf in her 50's carrying a big heavy box and offer to help carry it to her car. Turns out she is a manager at some business and i get offered another job. So i ask for her business card but she insists i take her number instead. I texted her and this is where we are at. Help me bag my first Milf boys.
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03-23-2014, 07:09 PM #1Registered User
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Trying to bag my first cougar Misc need some text advice.(text pics)
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03-23-2014, 07:11 PM #2umadbro
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in b4 sexual harassment
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03-23-2014, 07:13 PM #3281-330-8004
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wow.
>OP helps weak frail women with spaghetti arms carry box
>offers OP job
>OP assumes she wants the D because he can carry 20lbPM me for workout advice Ladies
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03-23-2014, 07:14 PM #4
tell her to sit on yo face brahh...works all da time!
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03-23-2014, 07:14 PM #5Registered User
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...Do I dare ask...
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03-23-2014, 07:16 PM #6Banned
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Stats: 6'0", 190 lbsOriginally Posted by Al****inger
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03-23-2014, 07:19 PM #7Registered User
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I assume she wants the D because im a handsome kunt, also i went out of my way to help her.Originally Posted by jbball92
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03-23-2014, 07:20 PM #8Kobe The GOATBE
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Tell her, "Yes you dare. Where do you need to be serviced?"
Do it, NOW!"ERMUHGAWD Crew"
"ERMUHGAW LOL...."
"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
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03-23-2014, 07:21 PM #9281-330-8004
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im sure.Originally Posted by Al****inger
PM me for workout advice Ladies
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03-23-2014, 07:21 PM #10Registered User
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Ill do thisOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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03-23-2014, 07:21 PM #11Registered User
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hit her with a dick pic
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03-23-2014, 07:25 PM #12Registered User
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I have the weirdest bonerOriginally Posted by jbball92
im sure.
Edit: 8 pages without any pics/drama. The coug sleepeth.Last edited by Jmadden44; 03-23-2014 at 11:34 PM.
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03-23-2014, 07:27 PM #13Registered User
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lmao she does not sound interested
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03-23-2014, 07:36 PM #14Registered User
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I beg to differOriginally Posted by AllDemFeels
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03-23-2014, 07:40 PM #15Kobe The GOATBE
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Sh** yeah.....it's happening.Originally Posted by Al****inger
I'm here for you OP. Gonna get you some pussy."ERMUHGAWD Crew"
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03-23-2014, 07:40 PM #16Registered User
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She defiantly DTF so just be mature and straight up.
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03-23-2014, 07:42 PM #17Registered User
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lets go!Originally Posted by yiamsomebody
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03-23-2014, 07:43 PM #18Registered User
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you can bust inside too and not fear babynames.com. lucky *******
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03-23-2014, 07:43 PM #19Registered User
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Ho lee fuk, innnnn
You gonna get sum flappy saggy roast beef tonight OP
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03-23-2014, 07:44 PM #20Kobe The GOATBE
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I'll keep checking the thread for a response from her.Originally Posted by Al****inger
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03-23-2014, 07:44 PM #21$$$ Heat/49ers $$$
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wow........
is this really happening right now lol"Aaah ah ah ah ah ah ah yea, f*ck me, ah, f*ck, aah yeah"
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The poster you just negged? He's overdosing on creatine. The camwhore you just told to gtfo? She's sending nudes to whiteknights to feel loved. The OP you just called a *******? He's a *******. The guy who just got modnegged? He's selling dick pics to get back into the green. That detective who ruined your life? He lives in his mothers basement waiting to lose his virginity. Watchout your comments bros.
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03-23-2014, 07:45 PM #22Cookies Jeff?
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Lol in
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03-23-2014, 07:46 PM #24Registered User
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innnnnnnnn, pics of cougar?
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03-23-2014, 07:46 PM #25Registered User
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Originally Posted by Al****inger
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03-23-2014, 07:46 PM #26Registered User
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deer god. In.Originally Posted by Al****inger
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03-23-2014, 07:47 PM #27Registered User
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I'm cheering for ya brah
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03-23-2014, 07:47 PM #28Join Date: 1969
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I'm a sucker for these. Innnnnnn
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03-23-2014, 07:47 PM #29Registered User
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im cringing to this
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