Being aesthetic has its perks, allow me to aware you

[Arelious]

You can flame me all you want, not in the business of appeasing anyone but myself nomsayin, just trying to share a pretty cool story. Anyways, few weekends ago, my buddy DJ's at a local bar around here, it's a real dive but they brought him in on Saturdays to change up the scene and hopefully draw a younger crowd. I had my doubts, this is the local watering hole, anything but a night club, but they brought him in anyway to play EDM only from 10-4am, it's literally now the only place in Buffalo that welcomes this music, everything Trap music (good chit too, W&W, above & beyond, Tritonal, Gareth Emmery, Marcus Schultz, etc). Well it was a huge success, packed shoulder to shoulder with a really young group (low-mid 20's) so here's where the story begins:

To kind of help promote him and bring Something different (fuar, who am I kidding, it was just a great opportunity to be aesthetic and provide the lols) we showed up in our 2eros and singlets (Inb4 ****gy time, brb bishes grabbing my Azz every 2 seconds and asking for pictures) and absolutely raged. We wore these masks (phantom of the opera chit, people probly though we were strippers or some BS) and quite literally, brought out the sick knt in everyone. We had glow sticks that we connected like a beach ball an had it getting passes around the crowd, chicks were cutting them open And doing body paint, it was awesome. Following week we can't make it out... The owner, asked my buddy who was DJing were the guys with the masks where, then tells him if we come back out, we get free drinks of what ever we want, as much as we want all night long... Fast forward to the following weekend... We show up, aesthetics in full effect, place is packed again... Directly go to the bar and order a pitcher of jack and coke, and 5 shots of crown maple. We toss a few back with a couple left, see a group of girls standing in the corner of the bar, order a couple more shots, through them down their way. Few smiles and waves exchanged later, were approached and thanked, blah blah blah we flirt with then back and forth, and hit them with "hey why don't you girls come up front with us, well take care of your drinks for the night"



Boom... Free drinks... Cheap sloots... Good times. I attribute the good times and easily acquired girls directly to having aesthetics.

Shredded up brahs, if you've got some stories lets hear them, real chit no dreaming either (if your going to toll this, atleast make it entertaining). Sad knts need not apply. Will repay entertainment with secrets of shredd; should you require my sourcery.

InB4 fuk off, OP is a *******
InB4 OP creates chit thread

[martoch]

InB4 cliffs...

[oe7Leo]

where are the goddamn pics *******

[justhime]

inb4 cliffs...

[brahsbrah]

soon.jpeg

[BabbyFaced]

ITT: OP gives free drinks to womenz

beta*******

[jaredlap]

tl;dr

[Athletyx]

so now we no pics and no cliffs?

[naich]

CLIFFS:

op's friend gets dj gig at a beat club
op dresses up in a singlet with a mask(claims no pahggiy time)
place gets packed and bishes mire all night
op gets invited back with free drinks
become a sick hunt again only this gets free drinks
pulls girls to dance with(no cause he is muscular, but because he offered free alcohol and let them dance up front)
op thinks his body pulls hoes when free alcohol and a little bit of "club fame" really does


keep hustling op.

[Arelious]

ITT: OP gives free drinks to womenz

beta*******

I'm sure your facial aesthetics have you rooooolllling in the P
>joins BB.com
>makes avi his face
>30 yrs old, no potential

Get out of here with that chit, your genetically inferior to me.

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ph...photo/24967232

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ph...photo/23035822

I would of pulled them with charm and wit, and beta? Brah, please

[Arelious]

CLIFFS:

op's friend gets dj gig at a beat club
op dresses up in a singlet with a mask(claims no pahggiy time)
place gets packed and bishes mire all night
op gets invited back with free drinks
become a sick hunt again only this gets free drinks
pulls girls to dance with(no cause he is muscular, but because he offered free alcohol and let them dance up front)
op thinks his body pulls hoes when free alcohol and a little bit of "club fame" really does


keep hustling op.

Thanks for the cliffs brah

[NOTHINSPECIAL69]

(Inb4 ****gy time, brb bishes grabbing my Azz every 2 seconds and asking for pictures)

You seem like a genuine guy, OP, giving out pictures to strangers. Very admirable.

Now I must ask, where the phuck are our pictures, *******? Thanks for neglecting your brethren...

[Cesarbruh]

F*cken LOL @ OP trying to be like zyzz/chest brah lmfao.

Dat zyzz mullet lul


zyzz pose, zyzz hair lolollolol


lol


lmfao chestbrah dat u brah?




OP probably thought he was zyzz, like in his videos, at this club. What's next OP? A vini vidi vici tattoo?

Get out of here with that chit, your genetically inferior to me.

^^ F*cken lol, pretty sure that's one off zyzz' big sayings

[SIKHUNT]

i think the offer of free drinks all night might have had something to do with it op

u look like u lift but ur hair is disgusting

[ChorizoFit]

tl;dr

stopped reading when it just sounded like a brag thread

[viewtifulBrah]

F*cken LOL @ OP trying to be like zyzz/chest brah lmfao.



lmfao chestbrah dat u brah?

Lmao, strong wanna be... Do you even originality?

[Arelious]

where are the goddamn pics *******

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ph...photo/23894802
^before

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ph...photo/23894932
^right when we walked in


Sorry it's gotta be linked, iPhone crew checking in. That's the only photo I have (chit pic), not exactly worrying about pictures when the good times are rolling nomsayin? Thread was about a story, and getting other shredded brahs stories.

Strong chest hair to brah

[DeadPoo1]

GJDM (srs)

Now stop trying to be Zyzz and just be yourself you *******. (srs too)

[AA43560]

OP: "Zyzz? Na never heard of him"

[Arelious]

F*cken LOL @ OP trying to be like zyzz/chest brah lmfao.

Dat zyzz mullet lul


zyzz pose, zyzz hair lolollolol


lol


lmfao chestbrah dat u brah?




OP probably thought he was zyzz, like in his videos, at this club. What's next OP? A vini vidi vici tattoo?




^^ F*cken lol, pretty sure that's one off zyzz' big sayings

Lol 18 yrs old
Lol 5'7'm
Lol 150 pounds
Lol do you lift
Lol HARD zyzz call out chit
Brb- since you were there, go back to my page (lurking *******) and look at the photo from when I was 14, 8years ago... Hair? No different
Brb tattoo ? Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum- if you want peace, prepare for war (was 18, hate it knt)

[NORCALpump]

That's a pretty cool story OP (srs) but try being yourself and not copying someone else's persona.

[soccer9gm]

-have to do presentation for class
-start working out
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

How do i stop them calling me zebra and gain a little respect?

[Cesarbruh]

Lol 18 yrs old
Lol 5'7'm
Lol 150 pounds
Lol do you lift
Lol HARD zyzz call out chit
Brb- since you were there, go back to my page (lurking *******) and look at the photo from when I was 14, 8years ago... Hair? No different
Brb tattoo ? Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum- if you want peace, prepare for war (was 18, hate it knt)

y r u mad
Yes, I'm 18. Who wouldn't want to be 18?
Yes I'm 5'7"m...meters? w8 wut?
Yea was anorexic about a year ago, so 150 pounds is fken awesome progress.
yea, i lift occasionally.

Yes, hair was different. You had a nice little bowl cut going.
lmfao yea ok, strong latin tatto obv trying to copy zyzz.

Your facial expressions are so damn similar to chestbrahs omg can't stop laughing


you take the same ****gy pics olawd



OP just be urself man hope i didnt rustle ur jimmies

edit: found this on chestbrahs page, thought you guys would enjoy.

dem teddies

[PureStrength28]

mirin your body srs













but try to be original brah

[PepperAngusCrew]

Where in ny u from brah

[Arelious]

OP: "Zyzz? Na never heard of him"

Never claimed zyzz, inspiration sure, aspiring to be him... Nah brah not even once.

Any you brahs have the stones to go shirtless in 2eros at a bar ? As I said in the first post, not in the business of appeasing anyone. I act how I want to act, did ZYZZ aware me on the idea of being a sick knt and what that means, absolutely brah. The only ones associating me with him are you guys, get over it. My hairs been like this since I was 14, DAFAQ you but hurt over, jelly brah ????

[shretted]

you sikkunt op, repped.

[Arelious]

Where in ny u from brah

Snowy Buffalo NY, my Sabres bout to lose there season the the bruins.... So many feels....

[JaimeLannister1]

lmao @ this ******* emulating zyzz

strong ass originality, loser

[Cesarbruh]

calls me out on weight, "8 years of progress" and "gear ftw" in his sig. lmfao OP i feel bad for you if you look like that after 8 years of lifting and cycling. Your cycling has failed you just like chestbrah's and you guys have been lifting for about the same amount of time.