Who else shares these feels? (GF wants too much sexorz)(PIC)

[lionman1989]

Am I the only bruh who is constantly being raped by his own gf. We do it like at least twice a day, sometimes more... and its still not enough. Is this common? lol

pic of gf:

[Skilllzzz]

Don't know ur feels. My gf has always had a pretty low sex drive, feelsbadman

[DutchAesthetic]

thats a keeper

[aekest]

I know that feel OP.

Good thing with a girl like that is when you have an argument, you can just go to bed mad at her and tell her "NO! We're not doing ANYTHING tonight!", and you can listen to her cry as you slowly drift off into the abyss of your lovely dreams.

[IawI]

Chest of a 12 year old boy

Cake face

Dress specifically to give illusion of hips

99% chance of pancakes

3/10. I'd rather have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

[TheJizz]

You are doing it right OP

[R.Mutt]

In on brag thread.

[TheJizz]

Chest of a 12 year old boy

Cake face

Dress specifically to give illusion of hips

99% chance of pancakes

3/10. I'd rather have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

oh man that's harsh. Don't really get why people offend other miscers so much when they post pics. The only reason they post thEm is because the misc is asking them to.

[ChuckFinley12]

maybe you ain't satisfying her OP?
ever think of that you pencil neck *******?

[Riptotherapgame]

brag thread
tfw no gf
lol

[RetardedNinja]

dated a russian chick for a while. she wanted the dick constantly. It came to a point where my dick would be rubbed raw by her pube prickles

[mcbrainlegend]

She is rather attractive

[NIguy]

^this

[devin45k]

You just need to make her squirt brah

[RICHSTRONG]

Oh yea, OP. Put a ring on it and have a few fuk trophys...then get back to us...

[irboreddd]

you gots a nympho on your hands brah. my ex was like that, every time I saw her she always wanted to sex0rs. never got enough, dem crazy bitches

[alexistheboss]

not sure if srs

[sourcecode123]

wow that just sounds horrible, poor op

[nervouswreck]

you gf is a nympho

[Gameover89]

yea must be horrible having sex every day

[Zerafian]

Im good with 3-4 times a week

[CGDuke]

She's cute. I wouldn't be arguing

[Brosynthesis]

I know that feel.


I take a preworkout before sex sometimes just to keep up. I feel like a puss sometimes cause I'm exhausted from lifting and then there's her. I completely cut out cardio from my training because of her.

[Gringo12]

I wish I knew that feel.

Once a week crew

[CrewsBrah]

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.

She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.

Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in.

When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure.

At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.

The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!

You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

[retiredrunner]

Don't know ur feels. My gf has always had a pretty low sex drive, feelsbadman

getoverherebro.jpg

[Rambo26]

my GF wants 5x the sex I do (srs)

[ImNatty]

Chest of a 12 year old boy

Cake face

Dress specifically to give illusion of hips

99% chance of pancakes

3/10. I'd rather have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

this. op is a ******* i can confirm

[TehCrab]

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.

She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.

Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in.

When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure.

At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.

The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!

You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

Well I guess that's that.

[SpermWhale]

I've heard it all now.
send her my way, I'll take care of that for you.