Lied about being GAY, getting way more girls now

[raducote]

im on my third year in uni and use to be a complete FA. never had a gf, virgin, didn't go out, etc.

this semester some girl i see around all the time and who is in one of my classes asked me "are you gay???" at first i was offended, but i said "yea" in what i thought was a sarcastic tone. she took it as a serious reply and must have spread the word.

the girls started to interact with me a lot more after word got out that im "gay". now i have tons of girls calling/texting me, eating lunch with me at uni, inviting me to a chit load of parties. they joke around with me and grab my cock, grind the phuck outta me on the dance floor and sometimes undress in front of me. but best of all – i finally lost my virginity.

after going to a party i was leaving with this girl and she was giving me a ride home. she was kind of wasted and said she wished i was straight because she needed some dick tonight and that it was too bad i couldnt get into it with her. i told her maybe if i thought about a hot dude while i was with her i might be able to get it up. then she gets it in her mind that she can "convert" me if she just had one chance.

i ended up phucking her and acted like i didnt really enjoy it after, but inside i was glowing. i was so happy to finally have lost my virginity.

just an idea for some of u FA brahs that feel hopeless. might be worth a shot.

also, to keep from getting with a guy i just act like one of those extremely picky gays. every time one of these chicks suggest some guy to me i just point out some tiny flaw like "his eyebrows are way too bushy" etc.

[BackGenetics]

Genius.... more people on these boards should adopt this strategy

[GlassMoon]

lmao

[henrycole]

I did as OP suggested and i havnt been this depressed in years. Gay guys are now hitting on me from everywhere, and i am now the laughing stock of the town.

[sciencesgenius1]

dis cant be realife

[Mcflibber]

op is fukin genius

[Cablebob]

There are no words...except Congrats?

[SomeUKBrah]

Hahaha this is epic. Gjtm repped

[atrueboss]

I call shenanigans

[Ranniks]

No man no man.

My pride> virginity.

If I want to lose my virginity before 25 I just visit Amsterdam, be done with it in 5 minutes.

You jelly?

[SitchNoHomo]

So you told people that you aren't gay?















ehehe

[guest89]

Issues:


1. People think you are gay. Not such a big deal maybe... But common man.
2. Eventually you gonna get caught in an awkward situation. IE an unexpected kiss/grope from a gay guy. You gonna have to roll with it and pretend like you like it for appearances sake.
3. Everyone thinks you are gay. Common man. Part of smashing females is the status among peers.
4. You'll be known as the 'gay guy' forever now. Essentially even if you claim straight later on, in the back of the minds of your friends/family they gonna think you experimented with cock/are really still gay.

[Honestly]

5 star thread

[Strong_1rd_Post]

every time one of these chicks suggest some guy to me i just point out some tiny flaw like "his eyebrows are way too bushy"

[CodyLee1337]

goodbye sweet society

[henrycole]

Issues:


1. People think you are gay. Not such a big deal maybe... But common man.
2. Eventually you gonna get caught in an awkward situation. IE an unexpected kiss/grope from a gay guy. You gonna have to roll with it and pretend like you like it for appearances sake.
3. Everyone thinks you are gay. Common man. Part of smashing females is the status among peers.
4. You'll be known as the 'gay guy' forever now. Essentially even if you claim straight later on, in the back of the minds of your friends/family they gonna think you experimented with cock/are really still gay.

this, and seriously.. you should of claimed BI instead... its slightly less bad.

[Num3n]

didnt happen but ok

[JihadMeAtHello]

good luck getting a girlfriend in the same area code.

[Strong_1rd_Post]

Issues:


1. People think you are gay. Not such a big deal maybe... But common man.
2. Eventually you gonna get caught in an awkward situation. IE an unexpected kiss/grope from a gay guy. You gonna have to roll with it and pretend like you like it for appearances sake.
3. Everyone thinks you are gay. Common man. Part of smashing females is the status among peers.
4. You'll be known as the 'gay guy' forever now. Essentially even if you claim straight later on, in the back of the minds of your friends/family they gonna think you experimented with cock/are really still gay.

As long as he tells he closest friends and family about his strategy, then who cares!

[Prednisone666]

so you mean you told the truth?

[JKLOL]

[Ittoryu]

lmfao i lol'd

[raducote]

Issues:


1. People think you are gay. Not such a big deal maybe... But common man.
2. Eventually you gonna get caught in an awkward situation. IE an unexpected kiss/grope from a gay guy. You gonna have to roll with it and pretend like you like it for appearances sake.
3. Everyone thinks you are gay. Common man. Part of smashing females is the status among peers.
4. You'll be known as the 'gay guy' forever now. Essentially even if you claim straight later on, in the back of the minds of your friends/family they gonna think you experimented with cock/are really still gay.

i look at all those things u listed and all i can think is "so what?"

i had nothing when i was FA: no friends, no girls, nothing to do

now im swimmin in women

doesnt look like i lost anything, and i gained a whole lot

[handsomeebrah]

strong fail phggot

[usernamexd]

most pathetic thing ive read today

[Teh-Gr8-Ze-brah]

would rather just fap to be honest.


salutes gun salute

[digitalchi]

this cant possibly end well

[gmenfan40]

Lmao that takes balls if legit

[AfflictionShirt]

Issues:


1. People think you are gay. Not such a big deal maybe... But common man.
2. Eventually you gonna get caught in an awkward situation. IE an unexpected kiss/grope from a gay guy. You gonna have to roll with it and pretend like you like it for appearances sake.
3. Everyone thinks you are gay. Common man. Part of smashing females is the status among peers.
4. You'll be known as the 'gay guy' forever now. Essentially even if you claim straight later on, in the back of the minds of your friends/family they gonna think you experimented with cock/are really still gay.

but he hit his first homerun. SCOREBOARD!





not srs

[sixfootsix]

You sold you soul for some pu$$y op.

Son I am proud.