I always find these funny. In this thread, tell everyone about the times you went full retard. I'll start.
- Getting ready to go to morning class
- Finish cereal, have laptop in one hand, gallon milk jug in other
- Put laptop in fridge, walk out door to go to class with milk
- Walk halfway to class, look down
- ...wat
And
- Idly throwing phone up and down watching TV with friend
- Crackhead ceiling fan on highest speed of 95,000 RPM
- "Don't hit the fan, Goodcat..." -Friend
- "I won't, lol" -Me
- Next throw goes too high
- Phone hits fan and fucking EXPLODES into a billion pieces...Sounded like a damn gunshot.
- Room is covered in hot shards of phone.
- Friend is loling hard, fan is Trollface.jpeg
Also
- Work at office in summer.
- Spend all day answering phones with, "Lyon's Group, Choice and Curves !"
- Driving home after 5 hours of doing that.
- Stop at market to get some Orange Juice
- Get pulled over. FFFFFF...
- Officer - "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
- Me - "Lyon's Juice, Choice and Curves !"
- .....
- Officer - "Have you been drinking?"
- WtfJustHappenedToMyBrain.Jpg
And of course
- Looking for my favorite pair of jeans
- Running late for class where the **** are they
- Walk by mirror
- I was wearing them the whole time....
- Directed By M.Night Shyamalan
Share yours. We've all done it.
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Thread: Times You Went Full Retard
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01-10-2011, 07:10 AM #1
Times You Went Full Retard
Last edited by MrGoodcat; 01-10-2011 at 10:29 AM.
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Goodcat you are a very funny cat!
2days ago .....
* Seen fit bird walkin towards me and several pals.
* Friend rings my phone.
* I try to act cool, Smiling at bird.
* Bird smiles back' keeps walkin towards us.
* I Turn round to walk off on phone.
* Walked into street lamp, facepalmd street lamp.
* Pals lol'd hard. Bish lols hard .... looks at me like Fool.
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01-10-2011, 08:16 AM #5
at least half the time I eat cereal I intend on putting the cereal in the drisge and the milk on the shelf
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01-10-2011, 08:44 AM #6
- Eating dinner last night
- Looking for milk
- Finds ketchup
- * Pours ketchup into cup *
- Finds milk
- Pours milk onto food
- Taking a sh!t one day
- Phone in one hand
- Toilet paper in other
- Hand with phone starts to wipe...
I come milimetres from anus. I say to myself " I ain't even mad tho "
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01-10-2011, 09:12 AM #7Meow.
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01-10-2011, 11:06 AM #9
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I have done this more than once..
-Phone rings
-Take phone out of case and have conversation
-Realise im holding empty case and am like oh snap i have lost my phone
-Panic
(One time I actually said on the phone "hang on a sec crap I have lost my phone"
-Realisation...Shame
Also getting up to go to the toilet and not turning lights on, walked into door :S
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-Walked into my house looking for tuna
-I saw no tuna so I went and bought some
-Come back to the house look in the plastic bag.
-I bought golden syrup
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-was driving home from friends, couldn't find my keys, freaked out for about 10 seconds, realized i was driving, keys were in ignition
-spent two whole days doing that thing where you think of two different words at the same time, and they come out as a combo. was very embarassing at work talking with customers
-was feeling good, decided to head to work early
had my work pants and my heavy coat on
walked in the door and was sitting around in the breakroom for about 5 minutes
realized i had no shirt on under my coat
-just yesterday i had a dream that i was getting a phone call
right as phone started ringing my alarm woke me up and was loud as fuk
freaking out cuz i hate missing calls, got up fast
tripped out of bed, turned alarm off while saying "hold on, alarm's going off"
after alarm was off, looked at phone, no one called me....who was phone? (srs)Check out my blog: http://mrtwosblog.blogspot.com/
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01-10-2011, 01:04 PM #18
now that i remember
- when i was in high school i drove to school w/o my shoes on.
yes i drive regularly without shoes on.R.I.P. Florida Marlins 1993-2011
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01-10-2011, 02:45 PM #23
Needs a bamp.
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01-10-2011, 03:47 PM #26
- Go into store to buy a pack of gum
- Walk in completely forget wtf im doing
- Buy a rockstar to not look like a dumbass
- Walk outside.. FUKKK!! remember i wanted gum
- Drive to another store and buy gum..
or
When someone approaches you but your not really paying attention you just see their lips move and your like "good, you?" and their like "uhhh what?" and then your like "uhhhh shyt i didnt hear what you said, my bad" laugh it off to not look stupid.Last edited by RyanRev; 01-10-2011 at 04:06 PM.
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01-10-2011, 04:46 PM #29
This one might not count because I was really high at the time but...
- Chest day at gym
- Load up bench
- All 45s on one side
- All 35s on the other
- Lift up bar, rockets down one side
- Lying under bar totally off balanced
- wat
Dont go to gym when high.Meow.
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