You grossed yourself out? haha, what a weenie. (not literally)
Its great to be a guy, we can pee standing up, have a penor we can stick in pretty much whatever we want to, dont have kids or periods, just to name a few things.
Back when i played baseball whenever someone got a bloody nose, Coach would shove a tampon up their nose. Lol, needless to say im pretty framilar with the use of the string. Except i normally cut the string off, i dont think it was a good look for me, and it kinda tickled. hahahaha ok enough stories.
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03-13-2009, 08:06 AM #6991-BMBC underground-
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03-13-2009, 08:06 AM #6992
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03-13-2009, 08:06 AM #6993
back from the library! and the weekend is at hand!
that doesn't mean that i wouldn't study on weekendsOld school BMB.
DDS.. 2014 - check
PhD.. 2016-2017?
MD.. 2021-2022?
Oral + Maxillofacial/Head & neck surgeon.. 2025-26?
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03-13-2009, 08:06 AM #6994
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03-13-2009, 08:07 AM #6995
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so we startN a new thrad today?
bmbc
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03-13-2009, 08:08 AM #6996
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03-13-2009, 08:10 AM #7000
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03-13-2009, 08:13 AM #7002
****, you should see how big the appetizer is!
OCEAN MARTINI--Shrimp, Crab, Lobster, Scallops, Oysters,Mussels with Seafood Salads and Dipping Sauces
The lobster was seriously ginormous, even after sharing with him - and he's a very tall hunk of a guy, I still ended up taking some home.
You forgot that you can write your name in the snow.
You dirty, dirty man! *gasp*
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03-13-2009, 08:15 AM #7003
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03-13-2009, 08:15 AM #7006
haha strong post jig
edit: and gorilla haha
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03-13-2009, 08:19 AM #7009
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03-13-2009, 08:19 AM #7011
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butibuti butibutibuti budaddyda
"...le bout de la langue fait trois petits pas le long du palais pour taper, a trois, contre les dents.lo.li.ta..."
Vladimir Nabokov.
shakespeare s'amuse de sa muse
l'heroine trouve qu'il abuse
qu'enfin william rende l'ame
il n'y a plus que ca pour eviter le drame
oh and btw I love my BMBC
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03-13-2009, 08:19 AM #7012
And cinder block walls work pretty well too. More of a graffiti effect.
I purposely peed on my girlfriends feet in the shower one time. I almost died laughing from the astonished look on her face. It was great. She laughed pretty hard about it also, thankfully. (no lorena bobbit)-BMBC underground-
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03-13-2009, 08:20 AM #7013
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03-13-2009, 08:24 AM #7015
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03-13-2009, 08:24 AM #7016
Peace I am out. BBL to ball, not 5 guys maybe 3 though.
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03-13-2009, 08:24 AM #7017
O'rly?
Good morning, sunshine.
Oh no, that sucks. *fingers crossed*
Nope, it was just the tail, but it was the biggest lobster tail I've ever seen. I think it was around 24 oz.
Ewwwwwww. It's one thing to pee in the shower, it's an entirely different thing to pee ON someone in the shower. Yick.
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03-13-2009, 08:25 AM #7018
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03-13-2009, 08:26 AM #7019
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ALWAYS get a prenup for fuks sake
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Tesla is a sh!tty company to work for
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03-13-2009, 08:28 AM #7020
ballin
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