Pshhh, and here I was thinking you're a connoisseur!
And yes, I'd love to go for a swim. I only swim for Harambe tho. I hope that's ok.
I know the feels. This chick is messing with my brain.
OFFICIAL U.S. ARMY THREAD 8TH TOUR: Relationships and STDs (STDs aren't safe!)
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09-21-2016, 05:48 AM #7111
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09-21-2016, 09:06 AM #7112
Nice make sure to bring back a couple joocies to Colorado.
I am slowly navigating my way through school still.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/arg/
Be on the lookout for the drug resistant gonorrhea. It'll keep your pecker burning and there ain't no curing!Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom.
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09-21-2016, 09:47 AM #7113
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09-21-2016, 10:16 AM #7115
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09-21-2016, 11:17 AM #7116
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09-21-2016, 11:27 AM #7117
Naww. Tired of this shet. Once I'm out, I'm done. Tired of Shetty leadership, Salty, fat nco's that bark orders without leading from the front, NCO's and officers that only care to pad their ncoer's and oer's. And I'm tired of the group punishment bs. The army is easy, it's just inconvenient and annoying sometimes
It's true what they say. Your chain of command and leadership really can make or break your experience in the Army.
On the other hand, this thread....ya let's do it again." You're either motivated by a dream or a nightmare."
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09-22-2016, 05:21 AM #7118
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Do you mean 'We done talking about STDs???'
OK ok. I am. Stupid results won't be back until next week. Leave it to an Army hospital to take a week for what every other hospital can do in a day wtf.
Anyways. Anyone see the Military Times study that FINALLY shows no one supports Hillary?██ █ ★ █ ██ USMC 99-07. USA 09-Present.
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Anything less than the best is a felony
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09-22-2016, 06:45 AM #7119
In for Jays STD results!
Side note, I got my hands on the "pre decisional Army gender integration study" results and it's just awful. It reads like a feminist manifesto.
Good news is my refrad finally got signed. I only submitted it May 8th :/"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood" - General George S. Patton
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09-22-2016, 06:47 AM #7120
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09-22-2016, 07:47 AM #7121
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele
This?
It's easier to recognize if you scroll down to the second image.
LOL.
I think I was diagnosed with this about a decade ago. Ever had an ultrasound on your balls while you had to remain straight-faced? This guy has. They fixed it tho. Can't see why this would disqualify tho. Never heard of that.
And yes, I'll let you guys know what happens with results.██ █ ★ █ ██ USMC 99-07. USA 09-Present.
Blumpkin Instructor
Anything less than the best is a felony
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09-23-2016, 10:50 AM #7122
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09-23-2016, 11:35 AM #7123
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09-24-2016, 08:05 PM #7124
lol girlfriend keeps asking me to go back into the Army because she wants to live that "military lifestyle."
she says she's lived it since her dad was a recruiter in the air force and she had to move around some as a child....
she's mad because i laughed at her. this all spurred up because her sister's boyfriend is leaving in a few days for basic training in the air force and she's jealous that her sister "might" get to have that lifestyle...
i told her not to be surprised when a 22 year old boy dumps her sister when he gets orders to England or Germany."The worst thing I could be is just like everyone else."- Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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09-24-2016, 08:11 PM #7125
Hmm...If she wants that military lifestyle wouldn't that then mean she's assuming marriage between you two? Since a girlfriend can't really live a military lifestyle unless she's talking about writing in her diary for a year while you're deployed. and LOL at reasoning. This is true, Air force buddy will get orders to somewhere across the country and within a week will feel the pull to want to be single when he goes to the local club and sees nothing but sloot bar tenders and girls that want that BAH" You're either motivated by a dream or a nightmare."
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09-24-2016, 08:20 PM #7126
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09-24-2016, 08:37 PM #7127
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09-24-2016, 09:04 PM #7128
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09-24-2016, 09:12 PM #7129
but then she'd have to work herself for the benefits.
i legit knew a girl like that. she started making her way thru cadets, then lieutenants then captains. eventually she moved and found a gullible, probably virgin AF CPT that was not aware of her slootiness.
good for her though, i guess. gotta have goals.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ★cVc★ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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09-26-2016, 05:15 AM #7130
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LOL. Dependapotomus. My ex still doesn't want to finalize divorce. Not because she wants to work on thing, but because she wants dat dere' Tricare. No harm tho, my BAH is $400 higher still being married. Win/win.
STD Update:
Called the clinic on FRIDAY cause they were supposed to call ME by Thurs. They said they can't give that out over the phone and they'll call by Monday afternoon? (To me, that sounds like I have SOMETHING, no?)
I have a bit of a frustration vent, and explain I'm going to a wedding with a girl I'm seeing, and plan on smashing. Dude says there's nothing he can do. Then, asks me to hold on. I wait on hold for about ten solid minutes, comes back on and says "OK, you're good man. Have fun."
All clear.
I think the medic tried to cok block me wtf.
Long story short, no lessons learned, Immediately smashed without protection.██ █ ★ █ ██ USMC 99-07. USA 09-Present.
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Anything less than the best is a felony
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09-26-2016, 04:40 PM #7131
Pretty routine to not give info over the phone--as much as it sucks.
I used to have to tell people they tested positive for HIV VIA the NAT, and that the test is like 99.999% accurate. Was some of the ****tiest moments in my life. You'll know 100% if you're ****ed based upon the look on the guy's face when he calls you into the room. There's absolutely no way to not have the look of "dude, I just ran over your kid and I'm about to tell you" on your face.“I play real sports…not trying to be the best at exercising.” -Kenny Powers
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09-27-2016, 05:20 AM #7132
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09-27-2016, 05:56 AM #7133
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09-27-2016, 01:17 PM #7136
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oooo This thread got phukin joocy.
I guess it's actually kinda tough to contract most STDs as a dude, because of the whole not having a warm wet hole for stuff to grow in. I've always made out fine raw doggin because I finish in 45 seconds. It's a race to me and aint no one beat me yet.
So I'm dating an AF chick while going to school at Arizona State University online. She was just bragging that I'm living the army vet's dream, being a dependa to an AF chick. BRB paying rent, caring for the house and still paying for date night an shyt. Wutdo?ARMY Vet//Contractor - Money and Violence
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09-27-2016, 07:58 PM #7137
Oh you got one of those "silver spoon fed" coonts too?
Swear bro, bishes never appreciate stuff.
EDIT... To caveat on this post:
I just got a part time job as a "cart pusher" making 10/hr while finishing up college. (Putting that great military and leadership experience to work here.) Told the gf about it and she got pissed because she has a (useless) degree making 8/hr. Her reasoning: "I do a lot more work than you do as a cart guy."
She's a barista at Starbucks.
....and I pay the bills as well. My generation... wtf?!Last edited by Wisdom15; 09-27-2016 at 08:05 PM.
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09-28-2016, 04:36 AM #7138
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09-28-2016, 04:50 AM #7139
Yes sir thats the one. I went to three different doctors they both said a surgery is only necessary if I cant get someone pregnant. When I asked them about military, they didnt know what to say. God help me
It feels funny tho, like boiled spagetti inside my left ball
That said first time I did a cock ultrasound, it was a female, she told me to drop my underwear and wait for her in some room (they do the same in brothels btw), I waited with my pants on, she came and said: "havent you told to take out your clothes!", told me to hold the tip of my dick as she press the machine on my ball.
10/10 experience, would do again
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09-28-2016, 05:51 AM #7140
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Eesh. That's a tough one. Granted, I'm still working on my degree, but I'm literally only doing it to get promoted, and for after the military. It does me no good any other way, nor will it for 6 more years until retirement. People get all confused over the importance of a piece of paper.
Yeah.... TWO YEARS AGO! BOOM!
(please don't mod neg me and good luck)
Can confirm, expect not a hot female, and they had me lay on my back for it. Forgot to ask for happy endings. Not to mention, if they can warm up shaving cream before applying it, why not that fuggin jelly they smear on your balls? Ice cold wtf.
Can confirm swimmers still strong tho. Regrettably. Good luck in your positively charged baby batter goals for 2016.██ █ ★ █ ██ USMC 99-07. USA 09-Present.
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