Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

[GnarlySheen]

lol, i saw that video too

aware

Im not even aware, Im talking real life experience. rofl fuk

[MattyMiscer]

Reposting this from the Netflix thread since there's a chance I end up having a story like Thoz:

Got Tori's address, heading over there tonight. This girl goes to [university] and said she lives in [town #1] (where university is). I used to live out there so I told her where my old apartment was and she actually recognized the complex. But then when she gives me her address it's [town #2], not [town #1]. Not too far, but a little weird. She's only 21 so I checked out the house on streetview and zillow to make sure she wasn't trying to invite me over to her parents' place or anything.

Also trying to avoid a situation like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen..._a_girl_i_met/

But now I'm slightly unsettled because I pulled it up on streetview:


and there is a RAPE VAN parked right out front!!!



Was telling my buddies the situation and they are convinced (and honestly, probably hoping) that I'm walking into a situation exactly like that reddit post. I think I'm about 70% sure that Tori is legit and is actually down for netflix and cuddle. Either way, I've decided that the risk is worth it because it would honestly be an incredible story and I'm prepared to do it for the misc. I'm meeting up with her around 9 tonight and I will be texting my buddies a screenshot of my location before I walk in. Expect updates tomorrow morning.

Inb4 I become "I WILL POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND" brah

Edited out some details to avoid detectiving

[VAPump]

Not everyone is having an awful DC tinder experience. See MattyMiscer. He also looks like a [******** terminology]Chad[/******** terminology], so there's that.

On that note, there seems to be quite a few DMV miscers -- many of whom show up in the "Hey Girl, my Netflix isnt working. Can i come over and watch yours?" thread -- so I imagine ANY opener that references netflix is becoming oversaturated there.

This.

DC is fuking easy as hell for tinder. It's actually becoming a problem because I'm all about the chase, and hardly any girls even put up a real fight, so to speak.

[MattyMiscer]

This.

DC is fuking easy as hell for tinder. It's actually becoming a problem because I'm all about the chase, and hardly any girls even put up a real fight, so to speak.

Post some DC tinder stories if you've got em, I'd like to compare experiences

[MattyMiscer]

Tempted to just send her that gif as a response
Edit: I did

[BronteBrah]

WTF happened to this thread, is dis real tea? Great way to ruin it srs

Can't make heads or tails of where dafuq I was up to. Well fkn done, pretty sure posts got deleted too

Awesome...

[luntao1]

This.

DC is fuking easy as hell for tinder. It's actually becoming a problem because I'm all about the chase, and hardly any girls even put up a real fight, so to speak.

I restarted DC last week. First night on - insta laid. Now Ive absolute chit matches.
Let me guess - youre white, blue eyes, and 6 ft.

[VAPump]

Post some DC tinder stories if you've got em, I'd like to compare experiences

Don't really have much in the way of stories, per say. It's all pretty routine and repetitive (hence why I'm already getting bored with it):
Match with sloot
Use corny opening line. Sometimes copy pasta, sometimes something based on their profile.
Girl responds, we engage in banter.
Pretty quickly I say something like "listen, i'm not looking for a penpal, and if we keep messaging then we'll have nothing to talk about in person, so when are you working me into your schedule?"
We then go out. I don't do just standard 'drinks' very much, too cliche and unoriginal around here. My 2 go-to dates (100% first date banging rate for both of them) are beer/wine/liquor/whatever-fests (plenty of them around here in the summer. most are unlimited tastings for a cheap amount. it's a little more interactive than just the bar, especially if the girl is actually into beer, and even if she's not its just a very easy way to get shtfaced), and Top Golf (fuking love that place, and the girls always do too, even if they hate golf).
Smash, and then I typically write them off bc I'm not dating a girl who lets me hit it the first night, lmao.

Out of the last 10 tinder dates I went on, 5 of them ended in first-date smash, 1 of them I ended up seeing for like 3 weeks (she made me wait till the 2nd date to smash, lolz, but we just didn't have enough in common to make a real relationship viable, in my opinion), 1 ended up with nothing (I just wasn't very attracted to her in person, and i was leery bc she's a press secretary for a senator, and I work for a gov agency that doesnt want congress in our business, lol), and 3 ended up with fooling around just short of banging.


It seems like chicks around here are all about dogs and beards.
So all 4 of my pics are me with different dogs, and 1 or 2 of them I also have my afghanistan beard going on. My profile simply says "Nope, none of those are mine, I just know you bitches love dogs." That in itself is an icebreaker for those girls that end up messaging me first, because it's always something about the dogs or the beard.


Edit to above:
I'm white, 5'10" (ok ok 5'10" when I wake up, prolly 5'9" by the end of the day, haha), dark brown hair and eyes.
I don't consider myself above average in looks by any means. I would assume I'm just good looking enough to get that match in the first place. Once that happens, though, I'll admit that yes I'm very witty and can run some quality game, so that's where my strength lies.

[OnedayHEHE]

Great way to ruin a fkin thread.

These mods I swear

[Ravishing_Rick]

i dont think i can use the netflix line on 18yos


brb going to parents house

[vetopower]

WTF happened to this thread, is dis real tea? Great way to ruin it srs

Can't make heads or tails of where dafuq I was up to. Well fkn done, pretty sure posts got deleted too

Awesome...

Agreed. Stop merging threads mods. It ruins the continuity of the thread as you have two groups of posters talking past each other. Incredibly annoying.

[Geoloop]

having a bio is helpful?

i just dont know what to write in them

[Sway12]

Agreed. Stop merging threads mods. It ruins the continuity of the thread as you have two groups of posters talking past each other. Incredibly annoying.

The mods here are fkin chit, hardly surprising

[Ravishing_Rick]

niece on tinder lol

[BRBMakingMoney]

So how does the algo works? MM, you and I show up within the first 10 swipes for each sloot?
In addition, chatting is hard as hell for me. It's like night and day compared to other places. So, there is a certain type for DC.

Yes, that's exactly how it works.

Run chit test extraction game, girls will go through 100 profiles and right swipe 14 of them. The further from the tall, white, good looking ideal you are, the more of your matches will also have a wider swipe range. So they might be right swiping on 30 out of 100. This means you're potentially competing up against 30 other guys for the convo even after the match.

They are not responsive because they are chatting to 'hotter' guys. In NYC and London the guy/girl ratio's are better, so less competition and more options for men.

This.
DC is fuking easy as hell for tinder. It's actually becoming a problem because I'm all about the chase, and hardly any girls even put up a real fight, so to speak.

I don't disagree. Most major US cities are 'easy', especially if you're a good looking white guy, but I guarantee you, you are still working harder for lower quality than if you were in NYC or Chicago.

[Ravishing_Rick]

chick opening me about why im not trying to hook up
we talked for a min
she wrote me today and i drop the netlix line
she said eh
and i wrote again
and she liked my moment and didnt write back



dammit misc, i prob could have smashed without that line

[VitaCrave]

Don't really have much in the way of stories, per say. It's all pretty routine and repetitive (hence why I'm already getting bored with it):

Damn bruh... Top golf isn't cheap

you pay for them to get in?

[Cheeseboxin]

What in the actual fuk has happened to this thread?

[Kellonnn]

cliffs of what happened past like 10 pages?

[JJ2131]

Question for all my experienced tinder miscer's,
Do you lick tinder sloots out?
I'm finding that any sloot above a 7.5, thinks this is a pre-requisite for me phucking her.
Thoughts?

[AwkwrdBrazilian]

So I was in the thread that got merged to this one yesterday but I can't find if OP really got catfished or not... Anyone knows?

[MetroBrah]

Question for all my experienced tinder miscer's,
Do you lick tinder sloots out?
I'm finding that any sloot above a 7.5, thinks this is a pre-requisite for me phucking her.
Thoughts?

I do every chick. Got bronchitis from eaten ass once. My tongue skills are aecond to none

[lolnattylifting]

Question for all my experienced tinder miscer's,
Do you lick tinder sloots out?
I'm finding that any sloot above a 7.5, thinks this is a pre-requisite for me phucking her.
Thoughts?

Should make a chick cum or close it before your cawk goes in bro.

risk it at your own expense but.....i've been lucky so far.

[vetopower]

Great article on the dynamics of Tinder: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/20...ocial_********

Date stacking:

When asked if they’ve been arranging dates on the apps they’ve been swiping at, all say not one date, but two or three: “You can’t be stuck in one lane … There’s always something better.” “If you had a reservation somewhere and then a table at Per Se opened up, you’d want to go there,” Alex offers.

‘The men in this town have a serious case of pussy affluenza,” says Amy Watanabe, 28, the fetching, tattooed owner of Sake Bar Satsko, a lively izakaya in New York’s East Village. “We’ve seen them come in with more than one Tinder date in one night.”

NYC being top tier for Tinder:

He says that he himself has slept with five different women he met on Tinder—“Tinderellas,” the guys call them—in the last eight days. Dan and Marty, also Alex’s roommates in a shiny high-rise apartment building near Wall Street, can vouch for that.

The importance of game:

Alex, his friends agree, is a Tinder King, a young man of such deft “text game”—“That’s the ability to actually convince someone to do something over text,” Marty explains—that he is able to entice young women into his bed on the basis of a few text exchanges, while letting them know up front he is not interested in having a relationship.

On a steamy night at Satsko, everyone is Tindering. Or OkCupiding, or Happning, or Hinging. The tables are filled with young women and men drinking sake and beer and intermittently checking their phones and swiping. “Agh, look at this,” says Kelly, 26, who’s sitting at a table with friends, holding up a message she received from a guy on OkCupid. “I want to have you on all fours,” it says, going on to propose a graphic sexual scene. “I’ve never met this person,” says Kelly.

Netflix and chill:

He goes on to describe each date, one of which he says began with the young woman asking him on Tinder to “ ‘come over and smoke [weed] and watch a movie.’ I know what that means,” he says, grinning.

[KingRexxxy]

So I was in the thread that got merged to this one yesterday but I can't find if OP really got catfished or not... Anyone knows?

it got merged like 2 pages back, he is pretending he went through with it and met the girl, but claims she looked different from her pictures, pretty clear he got caught frauding and pretended it still worked out, negged that ******* already.

[VAPump]

Damn bruh... Top golf isn't cheap

you pay for them to get in?

lmao, fuk no.

i'll buy food/beers, but if the chick don't already have a game card, she's on her own to fund that, lol.

i got dat dere police discount on my account though. cheap games all the time

[RTone]

Well.... chit.

Might be getting back in the game, gal I was seeing the last 3 months just broke it off. But life has it's ups and downs, also just got a new job making 33% more. Look out, here I come.

[sn24]

Lmfao @ no hook ups with that kind of pic

[MattyMiscer]

Don't really have much in the way of stories, per say. It's all pretty routine and repetitive (hence why I'm already getting bored with it):
Match with sloot
Use corny opening line. Sometimes copy pasta, sometimes something based on their profile.
Girl responds, we engage in banter.
Pretty quickly I say something like "listen, i'm not looking for a penpal, and if we keep messaging then we'll have nothing to talk about in person, so when are you working me into your schedule?"
We then go out. I don't do just standard 'drinks' very much, too cliche and unoriginal around here. My 2 go-to dates (100% first date banging rate for both of them) are beer/wine/liquor/whatever-fests (plenty of them around here in the summer. most are unlimited tastings for a cheap amount. it's a little more interactive than just the bar, especially if the girl is actually into beer, and even if she's not its just a very easy way to get shtfaced), and Top Golf (fuking love that place, and the girls always do too, even if they hate golf).
Smash, and then I typically write them off bc I'm not dating a girl who lets me hit it the first night, lmao.

Out of the last 10 tinder dates I went on, 5 of them ended in first-date smash, 1 of them I ended up seeing for like 3 weeks (she made me wait till the 2nd date to smash, lolz, but we just didn't have enough in common to make a real relationship viable, in my opinion), 1 ended up with nothing (I just wasn't very attracted to her in person, and i was leery bc she's a press secretary for a senator, and I work for a gov agency that doesnt want congress in our business, lol), and 3 ended up with fooling around just short of banging.


It seems like chicks around here are all about dogs and beards.
So all 4 of my pics are me with different dogs, and 1 or 2 of them I also have my afghanistan beard going on. My profile simply says "Nope, none of those are mine, I just know you bitches love dogs." That in itself is an icebreaker for those girls that end up messaging me first, because it's always something about the dogs or the beard.


Edit to above:
I'm white, 5'10" (ok ok 5'10" when I wake up, prolly 5'9" by the end of the day, haha), dark brown hair and eyes.
I don't consider myself above average in looks by any means. I would assume I'm just good looking enough to get that match in the first place. Once that happens, though, I'll admit that yes I'm very witty and can run some quality game, so that's where my strength lies.

lol can only assume you're referring to Drink the District in dc and the top golf in kingstowne. We on that neighbor time brah?


I've got a pretty good first-date-smash rate but I'm just getting back into tinder again. Girl that I had incredible chemistry with made me wait until the second date last summer and then we dated for a year, lol.

[BRBMakingMoney]

Been seeing a lot more posts on race and stuff .
The problem with many people here is that when they read BRB's posts, they take the negative. While you might not have the same results of a white guy of similar attractiveness, you will still do extremely well, as his experiments proved. Plus the ratio will be more equal in a more "liberal" city

I know right...
BRB getting 500 matches a weekend and more dates than I can handle but still complaining because the white mm gets 2000
BRB getting hot 19yo chicks offering to come straight over and phuck and 20+ dates but complaining about 'facial deformities' and the fact that 90% of matches are fugly (which is exactly the same for the MM)
BRB city I live in sucks and doesn't like guys of my race/height/body type/looks etc. so complaining about it rather than being pro-active and making steps to improve your life (starting with moving)
BRB women aren't just jumping on my cock like for some guys on the misc (in probably exaggerated stories to boost their internet cred), tinder sucks
BRB Not top 2% tall, good looking, white guy, so no hope in ever getting laid, flaming guys on the misc trying to help

Another thing I've proven is you can hand guys like this everything on a platter and they'll STILL complain. If you gave them all 10/10 tall, white guy aesthetics tomorrow they'd still be complaining about something, probably the fact that they can't find a girl that's GF material.