Would you fight 4 chimpanzees with baseball bats to the death for 10 billion dollars

[triglyceride]

discuss

you have dual samurai swords

the monkeys have blood rage

[NotoriousSRJ]

No. Chimps ain't no joke.

[tk217]

1 chimp would obliterate you.

[jodeki]

Can I take a scoop of White Flood Reborn first?

[Knightmare01]

First chance they get they're gonna tear your face off, no thanks.

[Techriding101]

how big of a cycle am i on in the weeks coming up to the fight

and how much meth/pcp can i do minutes before the fight

[triglyceride]

1 chimp would obliterate you.

not if you can stab him first

how big of a cycle am i on in the weeks coming up to the fight

and how much meth/pcp can i do minutes before the fight

everything

[intensebro]

They'd shove those bats so far up your ass that whoever pulled them out would be crowned king Arthur.

[GiveMeTheD]

lol at baseball bats, like chimps wouldn't just drop them and try to gouge your eyes out... but yes, I would attempt it, can't say no to 10 billion.

Samurai swords would cut through them like a knife through butter, so if you swing enough, could get lucky

[tk217]

not if you can stab him first

son plz

blood rage = immunity

[CHICKWOOD]

No problem. Its not like I am fighting a pitbull or something.

[NameUnavailable]

Sure, probably my biggest chance of being close to get a billion dollars.

[Psychotropic]

Would hate to have to kill a chimp

So no

[NotoriousSRJ]

lol at baseball bats, like chimps wouldn't just drop them and try to gouge your eyes out... but yes, I would attempt it, can't say no to 10 billion.

Samurai swords would cut through them like a knife through butter, so if you swing enough, could get lucky

You could maybe get one slash in there that might connect, after that the chimps would swarm you and tear you apart.

[malakaneekeeniz]

Easy. once i lock my jaws its game fukkin over.

[awphukwhy]

Fuk no chimps can rips your limbs of srs

[AlwaysInZenMode]

Lmao at anyone who thinks they could take a chimp with two swords.

[Fsharpasharp]

yes... like brah said above just go on a heavy cycle and do a fukton of PCP before the fight. would spin around in circles like a mad kunt and eat monkey dick for dinner

[Spoderman1]

i would fight 4 cats for 500 dollars

[PunyBrah]

if in the off chance you actually managed to kill one with a stab or a slash, you would get wrecked, absolutely fukin wrcked by the others that will swarm you

[PrinceAmir]

It's gameover from the start so nty. Even 2 would shove my head into my ass

[InfoBrah]

Thankfully I have zero training with weapons lol. Phuck no. Maybe 2. 4? They would attack from all sides unless this sword has mini rockets coming out the end aint no way my brother.


EDIT: PCP won't help when they rip your limbs off lel.

[WrinklyGrandma]

I'd rather do this:

[6Sugar9]

I was feeling confident until i saw they had blood rage. fuk that.

ill take one order of poverty pls.

[malakaneekeeniz]

I'd rather do this:

Has slooting gone too far?

[TheSandHusky]

Would I kill myself for 10 billion dollars? No, no I wouldn't. Anymore than 1 chimp is pushing it, but 4 chimps at once is a guaranteed death for any human being.

[EpicLevelWizard]

Are the swords properly sharpened 200+ folded single piece forged steel katanas

Are the bats wood or aluminum?

Are the chimps proficient in the use of bats, or is it their first time using them?

I'd probably do it, currently have and know how to properly use katanas in a fight. A proper katana can cut through a wood bat and/or a chimp skull with ease.

If aluminum bats/trained chimps, no.

If wood bats/untrained chimps, yes

[7uck3r]

Would prefer almost any animal but a chimp srs, they go for your nuts, and rip each others off in fights in the wild all the time, they go for the test production so you can't come back stronger.

[mischman]

You wont make it bruh.A chimp has the strength of 5 men.So youll be fighting against the strength of 20 men

[NaviGill1]

No thanks jeff.