Made a okcupid account after failing trying to pick up girls on campus. Sent out a ton of messages saying "hey" or "whats up" and got nothing. started to use pick up lines from this thread -
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=138963593
and was finally getting responses, but not the kind i wanted...
Pic of her off her profile
Im not gonna make it
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04-21-2014, 01:30 PM #1
Sloot on okcupid just destroyed me .... (Pics)
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lol OP is a beta *******(srs)
If you care what a stupid sloot on a dumbass dating website thinks of you I got some bad news for you OP.
She gets 100+ WK messages a day fuk internet dating websites why all you dumb kunts have self esteem problems.
Hit her with this to try and redeem yourself.
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
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- Join Date: May 2009
- Location: Yorba Linda, California, United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 984
- Rep Power: 821
Need to learn the difference between you're and your if you're ever going to be in a serious relationship... (srs)
I had a wife once but she ran away with a gypsy. My heart was not ripped out but she did steal my cuckoo clock.
Bodybuilder, n. A weight lifter too weak to be a powerlifter.
Powerlifter, n. A weight lifter too fat to be a bodybuilder.
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Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Your arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
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