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Been on a carnivore diet for 2 months, broke it today and ate a Mcdonalds.. it wasn't worth it. Straight bubble guts right now. So many regrets.

Bruce wouldn't be able to lay a hand on Miyagi because he had the 'wax on wax off' move, he would simply parry every strike and then land that crane kick that he taught Daniel son.

Please discuss.

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was...

They had to get him new underwear because he shid himself after he got put to sleep.. that's the truth bud. I would never lie about this.

Losing a pet hurts bad man, my dog died last year and I still expect to see him in the morning. It get's better with time though.

Nahh it happened man. The stuntman was a friend of mine, he studied Origami in Japan for 5 years. Apparently Bruce was being rude to all the cast members and my friend just saw red and started...

Iced coffee with a Mcdonalds? That sounds illegal.

Gotta start jelqing that little prawn dink fr

just scratch it off if you're really worried.. then it's gone.

I imagine you were related to most of those 20..

god damn that gargoyle on the left has zero ass. Disgusting.

You gotta get it a little juiced bruh, couple windmills or sumn.

negative bulge/10. My disappointment is immeasurable.

When I was 4/5 I would take a catalogue out to my play house and look at the models in the women's underwear section..

Wood lick the nipps for a taste of greatness

When it tastes so good, who cares?

oh wow op, she’s a keeper.. keep her the **** away from me. Groce.

Op, it’s late. Close your eyes sweetie.

I miss u op, the old you.

Looks good here but I guarantee it looks like an old saddle bag when she’s stood up