Why do men become simps when they get online ?

[johnnydeep1]

I make a fat joke in real life and all the guys around me will laugh. You make a fat joke on Reddit and everyone gets offended. Even the vast majority of men on reddit get triggered over it and report/make a negative comment on the joke.

Its like every time men open their phones up or turn on a computer they become automatic simps, but in real life they are not. Another example is when when some whale makes an online dating account she get a billion matches an hour, but in real life almost all landwhales (obese women) are with other overweight/obese men or with broke black/Hispanics. Not sure why this is. And honestly, I rarely see women get hit on in real life outside of high school(of course I was a giga-Chad in H.S, so I never had to hit on anyone, they would hit on me)

[Cleveland33]

if you hung out with reddit losers in real life they'd lose their minds.

It's all about who you surround yourself with

[tripod29]

Low test. Srs, vry srs.

[johnnydeep1]

if you hung out with reddit losers in real life they'd lose their minds.

It's all about who you surround yourself with

Even democrat leaning and men who don't like Trump laugh when I make an anti-fatty joke in real life.

Really, no man get uptight and tells me to stop making anti-landwhale jokes in real life. Only happens on the internet.

[explosiveMidget]

if you hung out with reddit losers in real life they'd lose their minds.

It's all about who you surround yourself with

Yes it;s reddit lmao I wouldn't expect anything less.

[johnnydeep1]

Yes it;s reddit lmao I wouldn't expect anything less.

Fat(im talking obese, not just overweight mind you) girls should feel insecure/ashamed of their weight. But it's the complete opposite. Hell, I would be if I were an obese/disgusting lard ass. This makes me mad. Simping should be banned from society. Outlawed in fact.

[Cleveland33]

Fat(im talking obese, not just overweight mind you) girls should feel insecure/ashamed of their weight. But it's the complete opposite. Hell, I would be if I were an obese/disgusting lard ass. This makes me mad. Simping should be banned from society. Outlawed in fact.

yeah but they're fun to phuck

[johnnydeep1]

yeah but they're fun to phuck

I mean, with the exception with obese whales and skinny black men, no obese women I see in real life are in relationships with a high value man. Almost all their husbands or boyfriends are very overweight or obese people. Those 1000 tinder matches don't mean much because most men swipe right on everyone AND a Tinder right swipe does not mean a long term relationship. Some amateur male model having cyber sex with some whale on a weekend on Instagram does not mean he will marry the whale in real life.

FAT PIG women do NOT have high SMV. That is a lie. You are either fat or a ghetto black yourself if you like obese pigs.

[Cleveland33]

I mean, with the exception with obese whales and skinny black men, no obese women I see in real life are in relationships with Chads. Almost all their husbands or boyfriends are very overweight or obese people. Those 1000 tinder matches don't mean much because most men swipe right on everyone AND a Tinder right swipe does not mean a long term relationship. Some amateur male model having cyber sex with some whale on a weekend on Instagram does not mean he will marry the whale in real life.

FAT PIG women do NOT have high SMV. That is a lie. You are either fat or a ghetto black yourself if you like obese pigs.

i like phukking everyone, fat chicks are like a free pass

[johnnydeep1]

i like phukking everyone, fat chicks are like a free pass

Are you a ghetto black or a fat man?

[Cleveland33]

Are you a ghetto black or a fat man?

I'm big but not obese

[ezmac31]

Do you discuss your micropenis irl or only online?

[johnnydeep1]

I'm big but not obese

So you're overweight

[Cleveland33]

So you're overweight

yeah carrying an extra 20

[johnnydeep1]

yeah carrying an extra 20

Fat women are ugly AF bro.

[Cleveland33]

Fat women are ugly AF bro.

i had single digit body fat when i was rowing in college, still enjoyed banging fatties more than going home alone

[johnnydeep1]

i had single digit body fat when i was rowing in college, still enjoyed banging fatties more than going home alone

I don't believe you. I don't see any fit man with an obese piggy in real life.

[AVIK777]

Already been permed on 2 accounts on reedit after misc went down and we congregated over there.

Permed because I insulted fat idiots, lmfao

[Cleveland33]

I don't believe you. I don't see any fit man with an obese piggy in real life.

cause you go home after a party or from the bar, you don't date them

[johnnydeep1]

Already been permed on 2 accounts on reedit after misc went down and we congregated over there.

Permed because I insulted fat idiots, lmfao

Fat people (esp. fat women) are like gods on Reddit. You can't say anything against them

[johnnydeep1]

cause you go home after a party or from the bar, you don't date them

fat women smell bad

[Cleveland33]

fat women smell bad

good thing i don't have a sense of smell.

i even went down on them

[johnnydeep1]

good thing i don't have a sense of smell.

i even went down on them

Fat women are disgusting

[Cleveland33]

Fat women are disgusting

but fun to fukk

[johnnydeep1]

but fun to fukk

Fat women are ugly AF tho

[Cleveland33]

Fat women are ugly AF tho

just turn the lights off

[Voidgaze]

anonymity

he can fawn over women without fear of his actual identity being judged

[drakkarman]

[johnnydeep1]

just turn the lights off

Fat women are the ugliest ppl on planet earth

[johnnydeep1]

anonymity

he can fawn over women without fear of his actual identity being judged

good point