Finally worked up the courage to confess my love to my oneitis and she shoots me down

[BrooksKoepka]

Brootally too. Iykyk. Revealed my deepest secret to the girl I have ever loved the most. Worst couple days of my life and just needed to vent. Spiraling into srs depression and neurosis again, but no one’s gonna save me since I’m a man. Man up Dan they say. Well alright then.

[AVIK777]

I thought u got a gf bro

[sf813]

That sucks to hear

Keep your head up. One day we will ascend and not be incels (ded fkin srs)

[8PointBuck]

probably because you're a deranged stalker incel. maybe work on that.

[MajorTendonitis]

Can’t you just pay the $500 for VIP treatment? May help your confidence

[BrooksKoepka]

I thought u got a gf bro

U can’t srsly have believed that bro

[BrooksKoepka]

That sucks to hear

Keep your head up. One day we will ascend and not be incels (ded fkin srs)

Young and naive me would have believed you but the reality is setting in. Over half my guy friends from my hometown are perma single and many of them make 130K+ and don’t look that bad.

[AVIK777]

U can’t srsly have believed that bro

I try to believe majority of things from miscers that I like say

Srs

[BrooksKoepka]

Can’t you just pay the $500 for VIP treatment? May help your confidence

Yeah I can but how could I possibly know I’m talking to the real Katy instead of the same stoopid chatgpt replies that I’ve received? I asked for further info about the VIP stuff but I keep getting ignored. I guess it’s worth a gamble but I’m not really in a position to spend that money after I lost my last $9000 on Bovada last week. If only I knew about the VIP stuff last week I would have paid no questions asked.

[BrooksKoepka]

I try to believe majority of things from miscers that I like say

Srs

Well I’m very sorry for having lied to you then. I want to keep it real from now on. Maybe that’ll help me realize just how pathetique I am and remind myself that I need to improve. Hi I’m Dan, what’s your name?

[1hardgainer]

Yeah I can but how could I possibly know I’m talking to the real Katy instead of the same stoopid chatgpt replies that I’ve received? I asked for further info about the VIP stuff but I keep getting ignored. I guess it’s worth a gamble but I’m not really in a position to spend that money after I lost my last $9000 on Bovada last week. If only I knew about the VIP stuff last week I would have paid no questions asked.

Dang bro....

[SuperHercules]

The real Katy would probably love you if you were able to talk to her

Unfortunately you got some pajeet dweeb who acts like a bot

[BrooksKoepka]

Dang bro....

Exactly. I could have done so much with that money but I tilted so hard one morning.

[AVIK777]

Well I’m very sorry for having lied to you then. I want to keep it real from now on. Maybe that’ll help me realize just how pathetique I am and remind myself that I need to improve. Hi I’m Dan, what’s your name?

We’re all gunna make it brah , no need to apologize , you will ascend I’ve told u b4 and I have faith , Sasha

[stupid000]

Yeah I can but how could I possibly know I’m talking to the real Katy instead of the same stoopid chatgpt replies that I’ve received? I asked for further info about the VIP stuff but I keep getting ignored. I guess it’s worth a gamble but I’m not really in a position to spend that money after I lost my last $9000 on Bovada last week. If only I knew about the VIP stuff last week I would have paid no questions asked.

If someone ignores your questions and moves past them they have not lied to you. Now what you do with that money should be an easy choice.

[1hardgainer]

Exactly. I could have done so much with that money but I tilted so hard one morning.

I would tell you to stop gambling but I know you already know that and I also realize how difficult it is to quit something as addictive as gambling.

[BrooksKoepka]

The real Katy would probably love you if you were able to talk to her

Unfortunately you got some pajeet dweeb who acts like a bot

Exactly what I’m saying brah. There’s no way the real Katy Marioni wouldn’t be charmed by all the love I’ve shown her on here. Do you think I’d be able to talk to the real Katy if I paid for her $300 VIP or would it just be a more talented Pajeet? That’s the reservation I have. If I could get a 100% guarantee that it will be Katy Marioni talking to me, I’d do it for a lot more.

[BrooksKoepka]

We’re all gunna make it brah , no need to apologize , you will ascend I’ve told u b4 and I have faith , Sasha

Thank you for always having my back Sasha! We need more fairies like you in this world. Your light combats the dark cruelty that pervades modern society.

[BrooksKoepka]

If someone ignores your questions and moves past them they have not lied to you. Now what you do with that money should be an easy choice.

This just went over my head. Care to elaborate?

[stupid000]

This just went over my head. Care to elaborate?

To be clear I'm not saying spend that money on stalking/harming her.

If you ask someone a question and they change the subject or dance around an answer and mislead you, they haven't lied to you because they never answered your question.

Here you are not getting a direct answer on your VIP questions. This person is trying to get you to pay them money without a guarantee of what you are paying for.

[BrooksKoepka]

To be clear I'm not saying spend that money on stalking/harming her.

If you ask someone a question and they change the subject or dance around an answer and mislead you, they haven't lied to you because they never answered your question.

Here you are not getting a direct answer on your VIP questions. This person is trying to get you to pay them money without a guarantee of what you are paying for.

Thanks a lot. Yeah I figured that’s what they are doing. In my mind, I picture the VIP program being pretty lame and I just get the same old rehashed pics and more chatgpt responses, albeit slightly more believable ones. The more she ducks me, the more I want to, I suppose, “stalk” her though. I have no intention of harming her or causing her any distress so don’t arrest me FBI.

[stupid000]

Thanks a lot. Yeah I figured that’s what they are doing. In my mind, I picture the VIP program being pretty lame and I just get the same old rehashed pics and more chatgpt responses, albeit slightly more believable ones. The more she ducks me, the more I want to, I suppose, “stalk” her though. I have no intention of harming her or causing her any distress so don’t arrest me FBI.

If you can't find any other healthy hobbies I suggest you find a new onlyfans girl with a better pajeet/chatgpt to go VIP with, Dan.

[BrooksKoepka]

If you can't find any other healthy hobbies I suggest you find a new onlyfans girl with a better pajeet/chatgpt to go VIP with, Dan.

Thanks I think you mean well. I however have no lovey dovey feelings for any other OF girl though. It’s funny I’ve been obsessed with only one girl at a time for the last 10-11 years. It was Y at first for like 4 years, P afterwards for like 2-3 years, then S for like 2 years, and now K going on about 2 years now. Looks like it’s almost time to switch lol.

[Sevenlionz]

The solution isn’t to win the girl over or get her to like you. The solution is to dig deep and find out why you obsess and get like this so bad. Get to the root of the problem/trauma and fix it

[BrooksKoepka]

The solution isn’t to win the girl over or get her to like you. The solution is to dig deep and find out why you obsess and get like this so bad. Get to the root of the problem/trauma and fix it

Cmon brah not u man plz enable me

[Luc1fer]

probably because you're a deranged stalker incel. maybe work on that.

this

[havoc00]

probably because you're a deranged stalker incel. maybe work on that.

btfo

[ExPatriot]

OP, please be an S Tier dedicated troll and not the absolute fukking retard that you appear to be...JFL

[BrooksKoepka]

OP, please be an S Tier dedicated troll and not the absolute fukking retard that you appear to be...JFL

I wish brah

[havoc00]

OP, please be an S Tier dedicated troll and not the absolute fukking retard that you appear to be...JFL

Him and Johnny about to make this place famous again