Bill Gates offers you 10 billion to slice your dick off

[smashedurgfx10]

Catch: you can't get it surgically attached again. You have no dick for life

He will also show up at random moments to laugh at you and do a little jig in his amusement

Do you accept ?

[Cleveland33]

no.

sex is the best thing in life

[DesiredUserphag]

My big beautiful cut cock and pounding chick's holes often is the main reason to keep living SRS

[Ironface]

What the actual fuk

[BraddlesMcGee]

Won't you still get horny if you have balls and testosterone? Like an itch you can never scratch.

[navid93]

No lmao wtf

[8pieces]

Lmao literally mans entire life’s purpose is to coom it’s in the Bible, Quran, Torah, etc

[smashedurgfx10]

Lmao literally mans entire life’s purpose is to coom it’s in the Bible, Quran, Torah, etc

I absolutely love pussy srs

[David275]

Nah I'm sweet.

[20Mavs11]

Could you say yes, then when you go to slice the pp you slice his throat? In minecraft of course.

[ninetynine8]

My big beautiful cut cock and pounding chick's holes often is the main reason to keep living SRS

'cut'


you basically don't have a dick lmao. You can't call yourselff a 'pureblood' if you have a cut cock. I'd rather get 100 untested vaccines then lose my foreskin lol

[ninetynine8]

Lmao literally mans entire life’s purpose is to coom it’s in the Bible, Quran, Torah, etc

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. Deuteronomy 23:1

[smashedurgfx10]

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. Deuteronomy 23:1

I only listen to Allah

[mcdojo]

'cut'


you basically don't have a dick lmao. You can't call yourselff a 'pureblood' if you have a cut cock. I'd rather get 100 untested vaccines then lose my foreskin lol

^he's right you know

[Redundanteater]

No way. I guarantee Gates would give his entire fortune to trade places with me and likely many of you also (young, strong, healthy, virile active sex life etc.).

[MrCarrot]

I would not slice off my little finger for 10 billion, let alone my pen0r

[byzantine75]

I would do it if I could beat him to death with it later

[Cleveland33]

I would not slice off my little finger for 10 billion, let alone my pen0r

little finger - no problem. For $10B I would probably give up my left arm

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

The vast majority of married men dont use it anyway..Seem like a solid deal.

[proudmanlet]

no way I’m taking less than $1 billion per inch

[userO1ROTHKVUIA]

^^^ you could have billions and still have a massive cock you jammy ****er lool

[proudmanlet]

^^^ you could have billions and still have a massive cock you jammy ****er lool

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

No, nothing beats busting in my wife's sugar walls or mouth.

[sfgiants13]

Well that’s enough misc for today

[BigBallsMcgee]

Would do it for way way less. Probably any amount that at least let me retire

[dan06lcm]

Could offer me all the money in the world and the answer would still be hell nah!

[BigBallsMcgee]

And yall wonder why incels mad at the world.

Lol at saying sex is better than 10 billion

[Roldz]

I'll keep my cawk, but cut his off and take the 10 billion from the dickless cuckold.

[tunafishha]

'cut'
you basically don't have a dick lmao. You can't call yourselff a 'pureblood' if you have a cut cock. I'd rather get 100 untested vaccines then lose my foreskin lol

Yea wished I never got cut at 18. On the bright side, its alot cleaner though.

[~Hades~]

how about i just fist bill gates and take the cash. fuk that guy