My Recent Hinge Experience Has Me Shocked (srs)

[DeadlyStriker]

I tried Hinge again. Got like 2 matches the first 5 min. Both rockets. Sadly both were more stale than a saltine cracker from the 90s. Since then I have seen maybe 5 attractive females out of 1,000+ swipes.

I have stayed on hinge the whole week and have swiped a ton of times to see what this app has to offer and what is out there in terms of females.

This is what I noticed

.....

1. Most women say the same fukking thing on their profiles. Travel, hikes, food. Literally copy and pasted for most women things like "I either text back right away or a week later. No inbetween hehehe."
2. Something called "love language." Every single one is "physical touch" and "words of affirmation." Wtf?
3. Either chicago area is 90% overweight and unhealthy, or this is just all women now besides a small select few
4. All women have the vaccinated symbol on their profile. So I guess every chick got vaccinated.
5. Half of them mention "irish goodbye." wtf is that? I'm 25% irish and never heard of that
6. All of the ones that are attractive and compatible to me are held hostage in the star tab. I have never come across any of them, and if I want to like their profile I have to pay money for a rose to send. Why would I send a rose? Do girls have a tab like that for guys?

These dating apps for guys are a complete money grab. I ran through so many chicks on there they keep sending me chicks I've already x'd and I haven't once come across a female that was ever in that star category. Basically all the ones I'd actually like. Oh hears another jewish liberal chick or a chinese autistic chick looking for a life partner, or a conservative catholic chick with septum piercings and a dog obsession.


If this is the general state of single women in this world then I might die alone and without kids. Every christian chick on their uses all their things to say how much they love jesus, and all of the women I come across seem unstable. I don't see this as much irl.

LOL at dating apps. I'm not even being picky.

[imbored21]

The average man has an absolute slag of a wife. dont know how they do it. gonna stick to seekingarrangements. The babes dont stop coming my way lmao

[Darkius]

My same experience 10 years ago, except no fee or star tab. Sounds like a good excuse to approach people in public.

[Nonsense916]

As if a baldcel could be picky op.

Just get what you can at this point


Cheers

[SamIAm1892]

It is ran by this GQ *******:


It is mostly likely geared towards woke **** anyway.

[Darkius]

The average man has an absolute slag of a wife. dont know how they do it. gonna stick to seekingarrangements. The babes dont stop coming my way lmao

Yep. I'm not jealous at all of 90% of married men. The other 10% still have a ways to go to see how she turns out. Maybe she is not sleeping with them.

[Darkius]

As if a baldcel could be picky op.

Just get what you can at this point


Cheers

Horrible advice. Better to be celibate than owe money to a pig, or even sleep with one.

[p7nk]

How have you never heard the expression "an irish goodbye" basically means you leave without saying goodbye to anyone

[TallTigerTwo]

Things seemed to have really fallen off a cliff after the 90s.

I’ve heard that dating sites where you pay are the best bet, but I’ve never tried any of that. It eliminates most of those that aren’t serious or just spam.

Honestly, the best way to meet someone is just to start doing activities around a lot of people. Volunteer like with habitat or a soup kitchen. Even if you befriend a dude, some have sisters or a cousin they may set you up with who you’d never meet simply because you never cross paths. Network. If you put your best foot forward, are presentable and not a decaying piece of chit, people would gladly take a chance or set you up with someone they know.

[ExPatriot]

The average man has an absolute slag of a wife. dont know how they do it. gonna stick to seekingarrangements. The babes dont stop coming my way lmao

[joeysmokes]

As if a baldcel could be picky op.

Just get what you can at this point


Cheers

brutally true

seriously tho OP bet you're tons of fun at parties, stop being a sad kunt m8

[AWSbruh]

It’s been going well for me. I match with good looking chicks all the time and I’m picky srs

[kovalchuk71]

It’s been going well for me. I match with good looking chicks all the time and I’m picky srs

I was on it and Bumble for 5-6 years. Finally lucked out and found a cute petite conservative girlo who is pretty awesome (so far….).

[TallTigerTwo]

As if a baldcel could be picky op.

Just get what you can at this point


Cheers

I want to see an undercover study done between a baldcel and a manlet and see which is truly worse. Baldcel + manlet has got to be fuggin brootal.

[MyGhettoFantasy]

Simps have flooded the market with validation and betabucks.

[propreffered7]

It is ran by this GQ *******:


It is mostly likely geared towards woke **** anyway.

very masculine

people think its not gonna be a big deal, but it's gonna be interesting when masculinity is lost

[Voidgaze]

1. Most women say the same fukking thing on their profiles. Travel, hikes, food. Literally copy and pasted for most women things like "I either text back right away or a week later. No inbetween hehehe."
2. Something called "love language." Every single one is "physical touch" and "words of affirmation." Wtf?
3. Either chicago area is 90% overweight and unhealthy, or this is just all women now besides a small select few
4. All women have the vaccinated symbol on their profile. So I guess every chick got vaccinated.
5. Half of them mention "irish goodbye." wtf is that? I'm 25% irish and never heard of that
6. All of the ones that are attractive and compatible to me are held hostage in the star tab. I have never come across any of them, and if I want to like their profile I have to pay money for a rose to send. Why would I send a rose? Do girls have a tab like that for guys?

These dating apps for guys are a complete money grab. I ran through so many chicks on there they keep sending me chicks I've already x'd and I haven't once come across a female that was ever in that star category. Basically all the ones I'd actually like. Oh hears another jewish liberal chick or a chinese autistic chick looking for a life partner, or a conservative catholic chick with septum piercings and a dog obsession.


If this is the general state of single women in this world then I might die alone and without kids. Every christian chick on their uses all their things to say how much they love jesus, and all of the women I come across seem unstable. I don't see this as much irl.

LOL at dating apps. I'm not even being picky.

350% spot fuking on.

I thought I was losing my mind until I noticed how they would mostly have identical profile prompts and answers.

Some of them don't even fill it out and will just put emojis or still find a way to sneak in their social media handles. Others will put the most nonsensical or basic low effort answers in their prompt.

Dating me is like "Adventure"

What I order for the table "Shots!"

This year I want to: "Travel More"

Change my mind about: "Men" <---- Now this is the most retarded. They want you to change their mind on something about men, while they haven't even stated their personal opinion on men. SO HOW COULD YOU CHANGE THEIR MIND? Oh wait you can't because they have no intention of seriously interacting with you in the first place.

It gets infuritating because it's like interacting with toddlers. It got to the point where I didn't even use all of my daily likes or I'd go days at a time without using them. So I deleted Hinge and BLK earlier this week. It's not even worth the effort to interact with such frivolous individuals.



But you are getting likes yourself right? I'd find it hard to believe that you wouldn't be getting any likes at least.

[Ken-O]

The gap between the attractive man and the unnatractive man grows wider by the day. Its going to be a fun next 10 years lol.

[DeadlyStriker]

It’s been going well for me. I match with good looking chicks all the time and I’m picky srs

Yea that's the thing though, I don't get good looking women. Even decent looking women. I have maybe had 10 total. The only decent looking ones are held hostage in that one tab. All the women I come across are the opposite of what I am even looking for as if it is done on purpose. Not even joking. Blue hair, extremely obese, immigrant chinese women, etc.

I was on it and Bumble for 5-6 years. Finally lucked out and found a cute petite conservative girlo who is pretty awesome (so far….).

Do I have to just let my account sit for a while or something?

[imbored21]

perfect first date: building legos together
i'm probably more sarcastic than u
scorpio
tacos and tequila is my love language
quality time physical touch is my love language
fluent in sarcasm
want to travel
no hookups
swipe left if you're not wearing a shirt
just a pam looking for her jim
ladyy in the streets hentai in the sheets
foodie


etc...

[DeadlyStriker]

350% spot fuking on.

I thought I was losing my mind until I noticed how they would mostly have identical profile prompts.

Some of them don't even fill it out and will just put emojis or still find a way to sneak in their social media handles. Others will put the most nonsensical or basic low effort answers in their prompt.

Dating me is like "Adventure"

What I order for the table "Shots!"

This year I want to: "Travel More"

Change my mind about: "Men" <---- Now this is the most retarded. They want you to change their mind on something about men, while they haven't even stated their personal opinion on men. SO HOW COULD YOU CHANGE THEIR MIND? Oh wait you can't because they have no intention of seriously interacting with you in the first place.

It gets infuritating because it's like interacting with toddlers. It got to the point where I didn't even use all of my daily likes or I'd go days at a time without using them. So I deleted Hinge and BLK earlier this week. It's not even worth the effort to interact with such frivolous individuals.



But you are getting likes yourself right? I'd find it hard to believe that you wouldn't be getting any likes at least.

Yup exactly. It's almost brutal going through it and seeing the same things from different chicks from different areas. They're 99% the same.

And like I said I got 2 matches by the two hottest chicks I've come across within the first 5 min. on the app. I also got like 10 likes quickly from other chicks. Since then it has been a desert. I mean nothing.

I did one "boost" thing as an experiment and got nothing until the last 10 min. Then I got like 15 likes by unattractive women until the boost ran out.

I want to do a video of me going through these profiles to show what I'm talking about.

Example of my first match within the first minute or so:

The gap between the attractive man and the unnatractive man grows wider by the day. Its going to be a fun next 10 years lol.

Tell me about it. Either way I'll stick to irl interactions. Completely different world for me. I was just trying this out again since Brad talks about all these rockets he finds on Hinge and I've only come across 3 total.

[psai]

"tacos and margs"

"looking for the jim to my pam"

"dog mom"

"i geek out on harry potter, star wars and marvel"

"i never check this app, follow me on instagram"

[Silencespeaks]

I love Hinge but I’m banned again. : (

Hinge is the best dating app rn

[kovalchuk71]

Yea that's the thing though, I don't get good looking women. Even decent looking women. I have maybe had 10 total. The only decent looking ones are held hostage in that one tab. All the women I come across are the opposite of what I am even looking for as if it is done on purpose. Not even joking. Blue hair, extremely obese, immigrant chinese women, etc.



Do I have to just let my account sit for a while or something?

Use it for a while, and your matches tend to get better (at least, in my experience). The Hinge algorithm takes some time to work properly.

Also, use the search filter feature. I think 1-2 filters are free, and they’re actually helpful. I used the ethnicity filter (no racist) and the political filter with much success.

Regardless, it’s an entertaining way to waste time if you’re bored.

[Silencespeaks]

Btw you can change your location free in the settings so you can look if you find better quality in other locations.

[Silencespeaks]

Yea that's the thing though, I don't get good looking women. Even decent looking women. I have maybe had 10 total. The only decent looking ones are held hostage in that one tab. All the women I come across are the opposite of what I am even looking for as if it is done on purpose. Not even joking. Blue hair, extremely obese, immigrant chinese women, etc.



Do I have to just let my account sit for a while or something?

Op set it to Toronto and see what you find there. Brad uses Hinge there and the girls he posts are all fit and slim and pretty.

[propreffered7]

perfect first date: building legos together
i'm probably more sarcastic than u
scorpio
tacos and tequila is my love language
quality time physical touch is my love language
fluent in sarcasm
want to travel
no hookups
swipe left if you're not wearing a shirt
just a pam looking for her jim
ladyy in the streets hentai in the sheets
foodie


etc...

Human hubris is alive and well

Women are the epitome of it.. Thinking theyre special while being exactly the same

[Silencespeaks]

Use it for a while, and your matches tend to get better (at least, in my experience). The Hinge algorithm takes some time to work properly.

Also, use the search filter feature. I think 1-2 filters are free, and they’re actually helpful. I used the ethnicity filter (no racist) and the political filter with much success.

Regardless, it’s an entertaining way to waste time if you’re bored.

Yeah I think you can change the setting to conservatives only and Christians only. That should filter out most of the ones you don’t like.

[Voidgaze]

Yup exactly. It's almost brutal going through it and seeing the same things from different chicks from different areas. They're 99% the same.

And like I said I got 2 matches by the two hottest chicks I've come across within the first 5 min. on the app. I also got like 10 likes quickly from other chicks. Since then it has been a desert. I mean nothing.

I did one "boost" thing as an experiment and got nothing until the last 10 min. Then I got like 15 likes by unattractive women until the boost ran out.

I want to do a video of me going through these profiles to show what I'm talking about.

Example of my first match within the first minute or so:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/9oN2nTy.jpg[img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/JkC6ABM.jpg?2[img]


Tell me about it. Either way I'll stick to irl interactions. Completely different world for me. I was just trying this out again since Brad talks about all these rockets he finds on Hinge and I've only come across 3 total.

Ahh my bad, I did miss the part where you mentioned matches and likes.

As for things drying up, give it time. I've had several matches come at once after a week or more of sending likes.

For someone like you, I think you'll end up striking some gold on there after a bit. At least here I come across types that would very likely be into you. 7/10+ srs

[kovalchuk71]

Yeah I think you can change the setting to conservatives only and Christians only. That should filter out most of the ones you don’t like.

You can. I set it to “moderate” and “conservative”, as conservative women on dating apps are few and far between.

My “pickings” were much, much better. No blue/pink haired nut jobs with “ACAB/BLM/My Body My Choice/No Trumpers/etc.”.

Ahh my bad, I did miss the part where you mentioned matches and likes.

As for things drying up, give it time. I've had several matches come at once after a week or more of sending likes.

For someone like you, I think you'll end up striking some gold on there after a bit. At least here I come across types that would very likely be into you. 7/10+ srs

Agreed. This is solid advice. Use it a few times a week when you’re bored, and your matches should start improving.