Albuquerque, NM | Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving.
A Tinder date that started as a simple hook-up ended up as sperm robbery after Tomas Martinez, a Dogecoin millionaire, showed Garcia his cryptocurrency wallet after engaging in sexual intercourse. Garcia then convinced Martinez to have unprotected sex with her, stating that the condom was irritating her skin. She told him to pull out if he is scared of getting her pregnant.
“I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,” Tomas said he thought she was joking and until she showed her that the gun was loaded. She told him she wants his baby and called him Dogecoin Papi.
A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head. “I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
Whether she’s pregnant or not at this point, nobody knows at the moment. Tomas is hoping he will find a way of dodging the bullet if she had fallen pregnant on that day.
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05-13-2021, 02:02 PM #1ChatGPT4.5 Bot
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Dogecoin millionaire forced at gunpoint to impregnate Tinder sloot
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05-13-2021, 02:11 PM #2Registered User
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I'd leave the country and hire someone to handle her.
100% srs.
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05-13-2021, 02:13 PM #3Registered User
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Dogecoin Papi
Come inside me as God intended Dogecoin Papi.
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05-13-2021, 02:14 PM #4Banned
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"apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
wot
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05-13-2021, 02:15 PM #5🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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fake af
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05-13-2021, 02:15 PM #6Registered User
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Anyone else absolutely positive you could escape that situation pretty easily?
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05-13-2021, 02:15 PM #7Registered User
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I bet his climax was intense. He probably still masturbates to the memory of it.
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05-13-2021, 02:17 PM #8So it begins
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sweetie you wouldnt need to hold a gun to my head
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05-13-2021, 02:18 PM #9Registered User
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interesting if real.
I wonder if there is a legal precedent to child payments if she actually had his child, since she effectively raped him
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05-13-2021, 02:20 PM #10Registered User
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This reads like some fanfic on the dogecoin subreddit
Halal
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05-13-2021, 02:21 PM #11Never accept defeat!
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If an hbb ever pulls a gun and forced me to coom inside of her, i fukking will. Nothing is hotter than a woman thinking so highly of you, that she wants her baby to have your genetics.
At that point she earned my seed. Would bust with the force of a thousand suns HHHHNNNGGG!Cobra Kai never dies!
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05-13-2021, 02:21 PM #12Platinum Member
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I don't know if a legit news outlet would use the term "vaginal cavity" but I could be wrong.
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05-13-2021, 02:27 PM #13unregistered user
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Real/10.
Excellently written...perhaps an article from WSJn4l
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05-13-2021, 02:30 PM #14🤡🌎
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ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity
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05-13-2021, 02:40 PM #15Segabrah
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Misc virgins now bragging about their Dogecoin accounts on Tinder.....And still failing at boning
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HTC 4 life brother!!!
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05-13-2021, 02:40 PM #16Osawatomie John Brown
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I'm surprised she survived it.Originally Posted by stevemckenna
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05-13-2021, 02:40 PM #17Future Mars Astronaut
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Very nice, I would love for a women to hold me at gunpoint in order for me to baste her turkey.
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05-13-2021, 02:47 PM #18Registered User
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Sounds made up, literally can't find anything about this on google not from clickbait sites
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05-13-2021, 02:49 PM #19Registered User
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Well I’m hard
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05-13-2021, 02:50 PM #20bloatcel
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05-13-2021, 02:52 PM #21Registered User
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It was on this completely legitimate news site:
https://www.globalnea.com/woman-forc...r-at-gunpoint/
and an article relevant to most miscers:
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05-13-2021, 02:53 PM #22Stay safe bros
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Yuge if true
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05-13-2021, 02:58 PM #23IknowagoodthreadwhenIsee1
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Had something similar happen to me when I showed a chick my reps. She pulled out a dagger and said "Put a miscer in me".
You have been touched.
I am the reason your girlfriend pauses between texts.
I am the guy in your wife's apple watch.
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05-13-2021, 02:58 PM #24Prime Nip PharmD
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I guess he had to Elongate his cawk for her.
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05-13-2021, 03:03 PM #25Registered User
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Originally Posted by DBoyDaRealest
Looks fake, couldnt find the news on any normal news sites.
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05-13-2021, 03:04 PM #26Registered User
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LegendOriginally Posted by Itouchyou
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05-13-2021, 03:17 PM #27Everydang u do is balloon
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brb putting "Dogecoin Millionaire" in my dating profile.....
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05-13-2021, 03:17 PM #28Bodybalder
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lol
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i'd wager that the pic is AI-generated as well srsOriginally Posted by HomerJThompson
it's a pump and dump ploy to get a bunch of people talking about dogechitcoinMake Europe Germany Again
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05-13-2021, 03:18 PM #30™gif me so i can gif you©
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came in expecting this
Negging "Firesofass" crew on sight.
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