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[biggoron]

Have poison ivy all up over my legs

how does one get rid of that?

Benedryl and calamine lotion

[Hamzzza]

Have poison ivy all up over my legs

how does one get rid of that?

i'd just put something cold on it so you don't irritate it further by itching/scratching it more


i hope that poison ivy is what i think it is

[mgftp]

Have poison ivy all up over my legs

how does one get rid of that?

Rub penis on it?

[DanND33]

^^^groce

Benedryl and calamine lotion

all loaded up! all sticky now nh

[Kezzyukbrah]

Benedryl and calamine lotion

Calamine lotion gets rid of everything. Rubbing dirt on it will help too dan

[biggoron]

Peeing on it works.

Maybe

[SOJA]

It would because of the ammonia. If you can't find calamine, grind up some oats and mix it with cold water, drain (but keep oats for reuse) and rub the water on the irritated parts.

[byrnebv]

Spending a few hrs tomorrow moving out of my house that just sold.
Thankfully, I don't have a lot of stuff to move. The ex got the majority of it...which is fine with me. Less for me to have to move and put into storage.

[Mcfreako]

I find that rubbing semen into it helps

[DanND33]

I find that rubbing semen into it helps

hello my dear friend! how do we do about Hangouts or Skype. I am very pleased to hear your voice! we need to make a time then all is well with us! as it is now peeking at you?

[Mcfreako]

hello my dear friend! how do we do about Hangouts or Skype. I am very pleased to hear your voice! we need to make a time then all is well with us! as it is now peeking at you?

Okay bro, we can skype if u really want<3

[JKLOL]

Shame about Bobby in that situation, lost a lot of respect for Quest from the situation.
Hands down one of the best reps around the forum, and just a chill ass guy overall.


I see him bouncing around the Misc. and (IIRC) he's still got an active journal running in the 'Workout Journals' section.









As for the other one...SMH.
Feel bad for Sara and the family though being dragged into the whole situation.


There are some seriously dillusional *******s in the Misc., and the worst part is, the culture there is accepted, and even encouraged, with no regard to the possable severity it could have on the lives of others.

The mods/admin may view things like this as empty threats or whatever because it's an online forum, but when peopls family members start getting brought into the situation there needs to be a serious re-evaluation of the way things take place in that section and what's allowed to fly.

waitwut? cliffs pls? pm if necessary...

[biggoron]

First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly onto the same slice of bread onto which you have spread peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only peanut butter and jelly can be spread onto these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly are spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread onto a culinary medium that isn't bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white of one side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to each other, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. In this scenario, the peanut butter-covered face of bread must be facing the jelly-covered face of the second slice of bread so that the peanut butter surface touched the surface of the jelly. The surface of the peanut butter is not allowed to touch a jelly-less substance of bread, resulting in the jelly facing outwards, and likewise applies to the jelly. If a substance is found facing on the outside of the sandwich, the product will not be accepted as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The side with peanut butter and the side with jelly on it must match up and stick together to form one solid sandwich. When the eater picks up the sandwich, he or she must hold both pieces of bread at the same time, or else one slice will fall off, and eating only one slice of bread will not be recognized as the same or even similar to eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Next, you must take a bite of the sandwich. This action will consist of moving the sandwich within such a close proximity of your face that a small "bite" of the sandwich will enter your mouth for you to mash up with your teeth. This bite must be a bite that includes both slices of bread, peanut butter and jelly. Make sure that all obstructions are clear from the mouth and eso****us, not including peanut butter, jelly or bread or any combination of said ingredients. If you have followed all previous steps, this goal will be easily accomplished. Not doing so will create an incorrect and inferior dining experience and thus will not be a peanut and butter sandwich that is being eaten. However, if one successfully gets both peanut butter and jelly in one bite that fits in the mouth and does not result in choking, the dining experience is thus far acceptable. For your complete experience with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to be considered complete and unobjectionable, you must perform the previously mentioned series of taking bites of the sandwich, chewing them, and swallowing them repeatedly until the entire sandwich has been removed visible existence. These circumstances may only be reached by eating the entire sandwich, and no parts of the sandwich may be thrown away or given to somebody else. This is your sandwich, and your responsibility. For the Dining experience to be completed, the sandwich must be completely digested. In the context of completing the process of consuming a legitimate peanut butter and jelly sandwich, there are no extenuating circumstances. Actions such as vomiting, surgical removal of the sandwich from the body, or placement of the sandwich inside the lungs opposed to the eso****us will not be taken into account, as they do not result in the complete digestion of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The process must come to a close via rectal excrement of feces that have been provided by the digestion of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once the peanut butter and jelly sandwich-fueled feces have exited the rectum, they must remain free from the rectum to be considered conclusive in the process of physically processing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If the feces re-enters the rectum, the process will be rendered a failure, and must be started again.

[Mcfreako]

W0t

[SOJA]

Speaking of jam, does anyone find that peach preserves or jam smells like vomit in the morning?

[jeezyreezy]

What you doing in Oregon???
Heard they are AMAZING

Do want NAO!

On that vacay time... almost done now tho

I've had Voodoo. Lots of hype.

Why you no like? So many one off doughnuts you can't find elsewhere, awesome

[IronCharles]

Another Saturday, another day of overtime. (No Bob)

[The Solution]

FUUUU IC
i survived the 16 hour day
Picked up 5 more substitue teaching shifts into october...
Why am i up?
Because i am going to crush arms!

[Kezzyukbrah]

Morning bro's

[Mcfreako]

Morning y'all

It's way too early gahhhhh

[StrongWTFbrah]

Good job not dying, Solution

Damn Kezzy, you never sleep. I never see you post "goodnight". Whether it's 3am, 6am, 1pm my time you're always posting "morning"

[Kezzyukbrah]

Good job not dying, Solution

Damn Kezzy, you never sleep. I never see you post "goodnight". Whether it's 3am, 6am, 1pm my time you're always posting "morning"

On the four hour sleep feels brah . I'll sleep when I'm dead

[dougefresh93]

Morning brahs

Back day and them some sushi for lunch! Have a great day!

[byrnebv]

Moving and refeed day today. Nice combination!

[MrM27]

Saturday bros!

Off to lift.

[RS8]

Spending a few hrs tomorrow moving out of my house that just sold.
Thankfully, I don't have a lot of stuff to move. The ex got the majority of it...which is fine with me. Less for me to have to move and put into storage.

haha key distinction between men and women. played well byrnebrah

happy saturday errbody

[IcemanIsDead]

Spending a few hrs tomorrow moving out of my house that just sold.
Thankfully, I don't have a lot of stuff to move. The ex got the majority of it...which is fine with me. Less for me to have to move and put into storage.

Now here's a practical man!

[KCBadBoy]

Have poison ivy all up over my legs

how does one get rid of that?

Run some bath water, apply bleach to water and soak legs in it.

[The Solution]

Good job not dying, Solution

Damn Kezzy, you never sleep. I never see you post "goodnight". Whether it's 3am, 6am, 1pm my time you're always posting "morning"

On the four hour sleep feels brah . I'll sleep when I'm dead

Glad i am not alone
got home like 12:15 and massive thunderstorm
i am a very light sleeper, so i probably got to bed around 2-2:30 and up at 6
Bleh...

Gotta close again tonight
no bueno and Sunday

Missing most of the steelers game tomorrow and the entire Notre Dame game

Run some bath water, apply bleach to water and soak legs in it.

^^^ Agree