Found out today I'm Russian.

[Jalexander1994]

Wut.

Srs.



That explains the shoulders..

[spek578]

when will it be my turn...

[NaturalFTW]

Gather round kids. It's story time from old uncle fisher.

[Chaotic2]

Russians are phucking alpha mofos.

[letsdothisbro]

Pls explain yourself

[spek578]

Gather round kids. It's story time from old uncle fisher.

lold. on spread .__.

[NaturalFTW]

lold. on spread .__.

HOLY FCK you're green!!

[letsdothisbro]

HOLY FCK you're green!!

...







where have u been?

[spek578]

HOLY FCK you're green!!

green feels keen

[Jalexander1994]

Okay boys and girls gather around..
So my step mom has been tracing back my fathers mothers side of the family on Ancestory.com
The side of the family mine and my dad's physical build is from.

We thought for ages they were Polish.

And we were.. Kinda correct..

Ya see there was a time where certain parts of Poland were considered Russia.

I come from that part.
My family? Immigrated from Russia, to that part of Russia/Poland.
The land was considered "Prussia"

So, I'm Polish/Russian all in one.

[letsdothisbro]

That is funny OP because
So step mom tracing back my fathers mother side of family on Ancestory website
The side of family mine and dad physical build is from.

We thought for ages they were Polish.

And we were.. kind of correct..

You see there was time where certain parts of Poland were considered Mother Russia.

I come from that part.
My family immigrate from Russia, to part of Russia/Poland.
The land was considered "Prussia"

So, I'm Polish/Russian all in one.

such is life in moscow

[Jalexander1994]

That is funny OP because
So step mom tracing back my fathers mother side of family on Ancestory website
The side of family mine and dad physical build is from.

We thought for ages they were Polish.

And we were.. kind of correct..

You see there was time where certain parts of Poland were considered Mother Russia.

I come from that part.
My family immigrate from Russia, to part of Russia/Poland.
The land was considered "Prussia"

So, I'm Polish/Russian all in one.

such is life in moscow

Wanna know what I say to you?




Burrito.

[Kuzon]

So, I'm Polish/Russian all in one.

betaness of poland cancels out the alphaness of russia sorry jeff

[letsdothisbro]

Wanna know what I say to you?




Burrito.

lolwut, why burrito?

[Jalexander1994]

lolwut, why burrito?

Because you're Mexican.

[Jalexander1994]

betaness of poland cancels out the alphaness of russia sorry jeff

Poland = Alpha.

Eastern Europeans in general = Alpha.

[Mr.Lmnop]

Nope.

[letsdothisbro]

Because you're Mexican.

Since when?


This is news to me

[Phil185]

Because you're Mexican.

Lolol. Aware.

But that is pretty funny OP because
So step mom tracing back my fathers mother side of family on Ancestory website
The side of family mine and dad physical build is from.

We thought for ages they were Polish.

And we were.. kind of correct..

You see there was time where certain parts of Poland were considered Mother Russia.

I come from that part.
My family immigrate from Russia, to part of Russia/Poland.
The land was considered "Prussia"

So, I'm Polish/Russian all in one.

such is life in moscow

[Jalexander1994]

Since when?


This is news to me

You're.. Mexican.

[callit]

[letsdothisbro]

You're.. Mexican.

lol, k den


brb Friend in India introducing me to someone, "This is my Mexican friend", person responds, "Oh I love tacos", I smile condescendingly, person leaves. I turn to friend, "I'm not Mexi-"

"Shut up, they don't care what state you're from!"

[Jalexander1994]

lol, k den


brb Friend in India introducing me to someone, "This is my Mexican friend", person responds, "Oh I love tacos", I smile condescendingly, person leaves. I turn to friend, "I'm not Mexi-"

"Shut up, they don't care what state you're from!"

That's seriously the funniest story I've heard all week xD


Oh and you're Mexican.

[Jalexander1994]

Holy...

I screenshoted my screenshot.. Look at the times, up top..

[koloxid]

lol Polaks are the betas of western europe SRSLY they all immigrate there for low wage jobs that no westerners want to do

lol @ poland

[Phil185]

in4screenshot-ception

[spek578]

if youre really russian youll do regular smolov [not the junior bs] and at the same time

[NaturalFTW]

Nope.

omfg WHERE THE FACK YOU BEEN?

[spek578]

Nope.

y no updates on beautiful struggle co

[Jalexander1994]

nope.

well hai u