Ask a guy who's had 4 cups of coffee & 3 Monsters Anything

[PhiSig2298]

...srs

[sawoobley]

Just now or in your whole life?

[PhiSig2298]

Just now or in your whole life?

Since noon.. 5:00 pm now

[ErickStevens]

I've had 3 Monster Absolute Zeros, 4 8oz Diet Mountain Dews, and 1 litre of Diet Pepsi. Come at me adrenal fatigue.

[dukend]

i'd understand 4 coffees and 1 monster. But 3 monsters. What are you a farmtard?

[buddy72192]

I've done 2 1/2 scoops of razor 8. my e-penis is bigger

[dukend]

I've had 3 Monster Absolute Zeros, 4 8oz Diet Mountain Dews, and 1 litre of Diet Pepsi. Come at me adrenal fatigue.

I'd understand 3 Monster Absolute Zeros, 2 8oz Diet Moutain Dews, and a half litre of Diet Pepsi. But 3/4/Full. What are you a nattytard?

[buddy72192]

I've had 3 Monster Absolute Zeros, 4 8oz Diet Mountain Dews, and 1 litre of Diet Pepsi. Come at me adrenal fatigue.

Those, and the RS Zero Carb's are amazing

[erikscasper]

good night sweet sleep for the next 10 hours

[HunterCML]

OP you must be new here. Monday night I drank 2 pots (24cups) of coffee and 5 diet sodas in order to stay up and complete my studies before my morning class.

[PhiSig2298]

I've had 3 Monster Absolute Zeros, 4 8oz Diet Mountain Dews, and 1 litre of Diet Pepsi. Come at me adrenal fatigue.

When I grow up, I want to be just like you (dead srs)

i'd understand 4 coffees and 1 monster. But 3 monsters. What are you a farmtard?

Have 2 flag football games
Tonight

good night sweet sleep for the next 10 hours

Doubt it.. I don't even feel the effects

Thinking about kicking caffeine for a couple of weeks to see if it helps later on. Never in my life, did I think I would have to cycle caffeine

[kkaustin812]

My caffeine consumption got retarded at the end of my cut. Were those monsters SF?

Have 2 **** football games tonight.

Fixed.









jkjkjk

[PhiSig2298]

OP you must be new here. Monday night I drank 2 pots (24cups) of coffee and 5 diet sodas in order to strum my guitar all night for my roommate

Very interesting

[SkylarO]

Yeah, so after you have a heart attack here in the next 30 minutes, what will be your last words?

And will you regret having so much caffeine?

[SideSteal]

Did you intentionally drip some into your beard for later use?

[PhiSig2298]

My caffeine consumption got retarded at the end of my cut. Were those monster SF?

Yes, I didn't feel like trying to fit it in my macros

[FourToEight]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

[dukend]

Very interesting

Seriously, thank you for spelling "interesting" correctly. Serious.

[TexasMajor]

You gon' die.

[ErickStevens]

good night sweet sleep for the next 10 hours

I'll be asleep by 11PM. lol

[PhiSig2298]

Yeah, so after you have a heart attack here in the next 30 minutes, what will be your last words?

And will you regret having so much caffeine?

Don't know but if I die like you predicted, tell Erickstevens your powerball numbers

Did you intentionally drip some into your beard for later use?

No but I did have melted shredded cheese in it yesterday & when I was at the bank, the lady bank tell pointed it out... My face turned red under all of this hair!

[foodpr0n]

Is that all?

[dukend]

Is that all?
It's 8am and I've had 5 coffee's already.

Hunter lied and beat you by 36 cups late last night.

[sawoobley]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Chuck Norris can do most of those things.

[PhiSig2298]

Is that all?

I'm just half of a hard ass..

[foodpr0n]

Hunter lied and beat you by 36 cups late last night.

Well I don't do 36 lol, I couldn't afford it

Bout 12-14 daily with Coke Zero.

[PhiSig2298]

Well I don't do 36 lol, I couldn't afford it

Bout 12-14 daily with Coke Zero.

You can afford 14 coke zeros but you can't afford 36 cups of coffee?

[dukend]

Well I don't do 36 lol, I couldn't afford it

Bout 12-14 daily with Coke Zero.

Aren't you worried about that amount of aluminum touching your lips causing the measels?

[dukend]

You can afford 14 coke zeros but you can't afford 36 cups of coffee?

no rebuttal foodpr0n...

[HunterCML]

Hunter lied and beat you by 36 cups late last night.

lol wat

1. 24 cups total.
2. I wish it was a lie; epic piss was epic.
3. If you think drinking 2 pots of coffee is hard; you're not a big enough coffee fan or you never took college seriously.