Approached a hbb/10 in the gym (no pics) (fuk me)

[charlzyd]

Well brahs, sorry for the wait. I've read your PM's and now, I'm ready to deliver. Long story short, I've been dating the girl from post #1545 for almost a year now. I can't easily summarize what the past 300 days has been like but if I had to describe it in one word, that word would be pathetic. A putrid, pathetic journey void of any satisfaction.

These next few stories will catalog my 'relationship' with this girl in the best detail that I can muster. Names have been changed, locations will not be disclosed and events will be slightly edited to avoid the possibility of some ******* on here looking to ruin my life more than it already is.

Now sit down, strap the fuk in, and prepare yourself for the one of the most pathetic stories you'll read in Relationship Help.


Chapter 1.

A week after I smashed Jane (no that's not her real name, fuk off.), I decided to break NC and text her in hopes to smash again. I remembered the nightmares of the awe fuk bye inducing, record breaking dry streak I endured not too long ago, and vowed to never let that happen again. So I texted her, worried that she was already hopping onto other dicks and had no time for mine anymore. I opened up the conversation with a simple "what's up" and asked if she was free for the weekend. She told me she was in the airport, headed home for two weeks. Damn, I thought. Well at least she was hopping on a plane, not another dude's wiener. While she was gone, we stayed in touch intermittently. It took her hours to reply at times (typical millennial slut behavior) but since I wasn't in the feels yet, it didn't affect me much. I've realized the key to winning these hoes over is to show as little care as possible and sprinkle on a little cockiness. Works every time, at least for a while.....

Fast forward two weeks and she texts me that she's back in town without me ever having to ask. Good sign, and not a minute too soon because I was tired of jacking off to crack whore confessions on pornhub. She also said she brought me back a gift, even better. Finally for the first time in my life, a girl has shown real interest in me. My Aspergers tingled with excitement. We texted back and forth a few days before we met again. I decided to stop being a pussy and escalated with a little sexual tone to my messages. A few more texts and few days later, I finally get the nod to come over to her place for some "movies". A movie or two was watched, and then we fukked like dogs in heat on two tabs of viagra. It was great, my empty nuts were happy and I'm sure her vag was too. I ended up sleeping at her place that night, and didn't leave till 10 in the morning. I vaguely remember the pillow talk or any of the girly **** like that, I just remember nutting all over her sweet knockers over and over again. I was on cloud 9, but not for long.

Our next 'date' - if you want to call it that, went like pure ****. We ended up taking a road trip to her brother's college and helped move some of his crap into his dorm. Meeting family this early was a good sign, but upon meeting this kid, I was instantly turned off. This nerdy little ungrateful fukhead was a turd to me from the get-go. He never looked me in the eye, mumbled when he spoke to me and just all around acted like a nasaly Gamestop employee. Reminded me of your typical miscer. I knew that Jane noticed this, and she didn't do anything to stop it. I felt like she was entertained by his behavior, but that was OK. It was OK, and I endured it because she promised me anal that night for helping out. With pounding Jane's sweet ass on my mind, I put up with it. I moved his **** with a smile on my face, knowing I was gonna take his sis to pound town. By 6pm I was ready to put college boy to bed and get Jane to the hotel when we were done. Of course this didn't happen. Jane insisted we take the little ******* out around town, then dinner, and then....yeah you guessed it - the hotel room to "hang out". For the past 12 hours, all I was thinking about was anal. Giving pimply dickface a tour of the town was not on my agenda. My balls were filled with so much jizz from anticipation that you could fill a large mason jar. All I wanted was a little anal and this motherfukker had to tag along for the rest of the night. Once again Jane did nothing to stop him from doing this. I endured in silence, trying the best I could to control my Aspergers. But around 11pm, neither I or my dick could handle it anymore.

"Yo bro it's time for me to bang out your sister"
"Dude what the **** man"
"WDP!! That's my ****ing little brother!"
"I'm sorry bro but it's time to go, I'll drive you back"
"He can stay if he wants and don't talk to him like that ever" Jane says.....
"Nah, there's only one bed in the hotel room and I'm not sleeping with him, I can smell his B.O."
"I'll go, this dude might stab me with his dick tonight" Dweebus says. (Honestly I was half chub and I caught the lil ******* looking a few times)
"Ok you shut up too. Let's go then. Not gonna deal with the fighting all night" Jane finally says.

We roll out, grab some t-bell on the way to the dorms and I drop his ass off with the quickness.

Not a word was said between me and Jane on the way back. We get to the room, and I immediately start getting naked while she goes to the bathroom with her overnight bag. I hear her hop in the shower to get her starfish nice and clean for me, which made my dick seep pre-cum like a leaky faucet. I lay there, stroking it slowly until she came out. I look over at her, and she looks at me with a blank stare, unexpectedly wearing full sweats. I'm still holding my cock, slightly confused and a little angry as she lays down on the edge of the bed, turns off the light and goes to sleep.

"Can you move over, WDP. I need more space."

And that was that.


Chapter 2 coming soon.

Amazing.

Eagerly awaiting Chapter 2.

[WeDoPullups]

Where the **** is Chapter 2

Soon my friend.

[The Prime Nip]

"Yo bro it's time for me to bang out your sister"

LOL'd hard.

From "awe fuk bye" to "Yo bro it's time for me to bang out your sister". Making gainz, brah.

[farmerajm]

In for more.

Really in forever though. So much real life in this thread, good and bad. Read the whole thing over the course of the past two days, glad I did.

[Motiviert]

Was in on this thread in it's birth. Proud to have op in my cp

[Motiviert]

Gonna need GOAT op to update

[BlackScorpio91]

Cliffs?

[corneillejrk]

Cliffs?

Honestly bro...no one will provide you cliffs. You MUST read the whole thread to appreciate Opies stories.

[Motiviert]

Honestly bro...no one will provide you cliffs. You MUST read the whole thread to appreciate Opies stories.

so much this

[farmerajm]

Honestly bro...no one will provide you cliffs. You MUST read the whole thread to appreciate Opies stories.

Seriously worth the 2 hours of your life that it will take you to read the whole thing. You'll be glad you did.

[TreasureDiver]

Seriously worth the 2 hours of your life that it will take you to read the whole thing. You'll be glad you did.

Whoa. What stories lol.

[BlackScorpio91]

Honestly bro...no one will provide you cliffs. You MUST read the whole thread to appreciate Opies stories.

I've read til page 25 and it seems like OP is either a troll or socially inept. He had a perfect opportunity and he fuked it up because I guess he had performance anxiety? Chick wasn't bad either.

[BlackScorpio91]

Ok, after reading all that shiit, looks like OP wasn't a troll (I think?), he was just having difficulties getting women. Alot of interesting things in this thread from French and Columbian chick to horse chick to the biitch that cheated on you in HS to this current chick. Definitely an interesting read indeed. Can't wait for the update. Sorry that happened to you with your hs sweetheart btw. I was legit pissed off.

[brinkmanship]

All that matters is that u had the balls and confidence to talk to her bro. U didn't fail. It's a numbers game. You never regret a shot you take. It's the shots you don't take that you regret.

[Roylander]

This is the greatest thread I've ever read on the misc. Not the funniest, but the greatest when you take in all the factors.

[evolass0men]

"i got a bf", that's when you tell her, woah who said anything about bf, i'm just trying to be your friend.
astonish her by saying you've found her interesting and you're not trying to get in her pants or anything.
it's worked literally *every single time for me. it's textbook for me now, though.

[evolass0men]

or you could say "bitches ain't shet to me but water hoes"

[repsDTGdaily]

Anyway, I need to start talking to women again...expect some approach stories soon.

jesus...that would give me anxiety and I would definitely be seeing red.

[WeDoPullups]

It's time for Chapter 2.

TBH there shouldn't be another chapter on this girl after this, but my pathetic insecure piece of chit self allowed things to continue. Here goes m8's.


For our next date, I decided to take Jane to a small cookout/party where a lot of my co-workers were. I expected it to be a chill, relaxing time where I could formally introduce my new fuk partner to everyone, but golly I was wrong. Real fukkin wrong. It all started out just dandy, but by the end of the night there was nothing but shame, sadness and anger. **** it was pathetic lol...anyway, lettuce continue.

On the way to the party, Jane asked how I wanted to introduce her. I immediately picked this up as a little chit test, so I cheekily decided to **** with her, which backfired hard af. In my dumbfukeriest of judgement, I decided to slyly reply, "meh we're just fuk buddies hehe." A few seconds of silence passed until I heard a very agitated "Ok" as her reply. That was all that was said in the car until we got to the party. The night was about to kick off, and kick off it did.

Despite her newly instilled anger from my little joke, things started off nicely. To try and smooth things over from my 10/10 joke in the car, I introduced her to everyone as my girlfriend. With Jane being my first gf in forever, I felt so fukkin alpha doing this, but I could feel her seething eyes on the side of my face as I went around the room with her. Instead of apologizing for the comment in the car, I blew off her behavior and continued on to mingle with other folks. Meanwhile she detached from me and started to get comfortable near the alcohol table, unmonitored. This was my second mistake. For the first hour we were at the party, Jane was fine - people were making conversation and being friendly with her, passing her drinks, joking around et cetera... Everything was good. What was not good was that a known manwhore noticed her frustration with me and started lingering around her while I wasn't around, leading her to areas of the house to try and keep her separated. Jane in her rapidly increasing drunken state took the bait, and I lost visual on her multiple times. He was planting a seed, and I could see it happening.

Fast forward another hour and Jane is obviously drunk, and getting belligerent. She had already started arguing and causing a scene with another dude at the party, and the host was ready for me to get her out of there. People were starting to get turned off by her, and her obnoxiousness was uncontrollable. I decided to grab her arm and tell her I had to wake up early for a hike the next day (which was true), and I wanted to leave soon. To my surprise (lol nah not really she was being a bitch), in the middle of the house for everyone to hear, she yells "FUK YOUR STUPID HIKE WDP I DON'T CARE". The room goes quiet, and everyone is staring at me, like a pathetic beta monkey in a zoo exhibit getting abused by the other monkeys. While I process in my mind for a few moments why she reacted this way, I hear lingerer boy say "Yea dude why are you dragging her away let her have fun." Instead of telling him to fuk off, I ignore the *******, and ask Jane why she was being a grade A kunt all of a sudden. "WE JUST GOT HERE ******* LET ME DRINK, YOUR FRIEND IS COOL." To avoid any further altercation in front of everyone, I let her go after I tell her "fine, just calm down."

Before I even finished my sentence, she runs outside with lingerer boy and another couple to get more alcohol. The host comes up to me and says "Yea I really tried to like her, really did." I just shake my head in embarrassment, and tell her that I'm gonna get Jane out of here soon. I was fukkin boiling.

Around 12am, most of the crowd was gone, and the party was coming to an end. Despite my efforts to leave, we were the last group of people there, and Jane now wanted to go to a club with lingerer boy and a handful of other people I work with. In my pathetic insecurity, I could not let her go alone with that ******* so I tagged along. I drove her to the club in silence, while she's in the passenger seat just beat boppin to some chitty ass pop song on the radio at full blast, paying me no attention. We get to the spot and she runs inside without waiting on me, so I decided to sit in the car for a minute to contemplate my chit existence. I also thought about how I was going to hide my face at work for the next 3 months, since I just lost any respect that I had from my co-workers because of Jane. Before I walked in, I thought about just leaving her ass there and going home, but the image of her getting banged out by lingerer ******* while I slept alone that night swept through my mind. I cringed, banged my head on the steering wheel a few times, and walked inside, nearly with tears in my eyes. "I'm a fukkin man, god damnit" I said to myself. My forehead was throbbing.

After getting my wristband, I see her on the dance floor semi-grinding on lingerer boy, in a semi-circle with the rest of the group. I head over and awkwardly dance next to them, keeping a side eye on them the entire time. The other couple was looking at me, wondering why I wasn't doing anything about this. I never felt more like a giant pussy in my entire life. Everyone was noticing her behavior and I did nothing to stop it, in fear of looking like a jealous *******.
While Jane continued to have fun, I just walked away as nonchalantly as I could towards the bar to hang with another part of the group that just walked in. I was doing everything I could to maintain whatever manhood I had left and tried to play off Jane's behavior like I didn't care, but it was obvious to everyone that I was physically bothered. When I got to the table where the other group was, a fellow ******* from work ask me why I was allowing her to dance like that with lingerer boy.

"Haha she's just having fun. I'm not serious with her tho I have other bitches I'm gonna dump her for haha." He just kind of looked at me then back at his drink, knowing I was a massive dickless pussy. Fuk. He knew I had no other bitches, and I knew it too.

After a few more hours of embarrassment and stale beers, closing time rolled around and the club was emptying out. Jane came up to me and decided to act like a girlfriend again, hugging and kissing me, asking me to take her home. I was so fukkin disgusted and ashamed, I was ready to dump her right there and cryfap to midget hentai that night. But I looked up at lingerer boy and decided there was no way that motherfukker is gonna take her ass home, so I obliged and we headed for the car. Lingerer boy, to no surprise came out behind us, asking if I could take him back to the house where the party was. This was where I decided to put my foot down and tell this ******* to fuk off and get lost.

"S-sure, hop in bud," I said with a smile. Meanwhile I was cooking inside with embarrassment and anger. He happily hopped in and we headed back to the party house. My hands were shaking on the steering wheel, and thick beads of sweat were rolling down my neck. Before he got out of the car, he told Jane to "text me later Jane, later WDP" and off he went. Jane didn't say a word.

After he got out I sat there in front of the house for a few minutes with Jane in silence. Looking out of the window towards the house, she finally blurted out "I fukked up tonight, didn't I."

"Yea, yea you did." I put the car in drive, slowly merged onto the street, and took her home.


#3 coming soon.

[corneillejrk]

It's time for Chapter 2.

TBH there shouldn't be another chapter on this girl after this, but my pathetic insecure piece of chit self allowed things to continue. Here goes m8's.


For our next date, I decided to take Jane to a small cookout/party where a lot of my co-workers were. I expected it to be a chill, relaxing time where I could formally introduce my new fuk partner to everyone, but golly I was wrong. Real fukkin wrong. It all started out just dandy, but by the end of the night there was nothing but shame, sadness and anger. **** it was pathetic lol...anyway, lettuce continue.

On the way to the party, Jane asked how I wanted to introduce her. I immediately picked this up as a little chit test, so I cheekily decided to **** with her, which backfired hard af. In my dumbfukeriest of judgement, I decided to slyly reply, "meh we're just fuk buddies hehe." A few seconds of silence passed until I heard a very agitated "Ok" as her reply. That was all that was said in the car until we got to the party. The night was about to kick off, and kick off it did.

Despite her newly instilled anger from my little joke, things started off nicely. To try and smooth things over from my 10/10 joke in the car, I introduced her to everyone as my girlfriend. With Jane being my first gf in forever, I felt so fukkin alpha doing this, but I could feel her seething eyes on the side of my face as I went around the room with her. Instead of apologizing for the comment in the car, I blew off her behavior and continued on to mingle with other folks. Meanwhile she detached from me and started to get comfortable near the alcohol table, unmonitored. This was my second mistake. For the first hour we were at the party, Jane was fine - people were making conversation and being friendly with her, passing her drinks, joking around et cetera... Everything was good. What was not good was that a known manwhore noticed her frustration with me and started lingering around her while I wasn't around, leading her to areas of the house to try and keep her separated. Jane in her rapidly increasing drunken state took the bait, and I lost visual on her multiple times. He was planting a seed, and I could see it happening.

Fast forward another hour and Jane is obviously drunk, and getting belligerent. She had already started arguing and causing a scene with another dude at the party, and the host was ready for me to get her out of there. People were starting to get turned off by her, and her obnoxiousness was uncontrollable. I decided to grab her arm and tell her I had to wake up early for a hike the next day (which was true), and I wanted to leave soon. To my surprise (lol nah not really she was being a bitch), in the middle of the house for everyone to hear, she yells "FUK YOUR STUPID HIKE WDP I DON'T CARE". The room goes quiet, and everyone is staring at me, like a pathetic beta monkey in a zoo exhibit getting abused by the other monkeys. While I process in my mind for a few moments why she reacted this way, I hear lingerer boy say "Yea dude why are you dragging her away let her have fun." Instead of telling him to fuk off, I ignore the *******, and ask Jane why she was being a grade A kunt all of a sudden. "WE JUST GOT HERE ******* LET ME DRINK, YOUR FRIEND IS COOL." To avoid any further altercation in front of everyone, I let her go after I tell her "fine, just calm down."

Before I even finished my sentence, she runs outside with lingerer boy and another couple to get more alcohol. The host comes up to me and says "Yea I really tried to like her, really did." I just shake my head in embarrassment, and tell her that I'm gonna get Jane out of here soon. I was fukkin boiling.

Around 12am, most of the crowd was gone, and the party was coming to an end. Despite my efforts to leave, we were the last group of people there, and Jane now wanted to go to a club with lingerer boy and a handful of other people I work with. In my pathetic insecurity, I could not let her go alone with that ******* so I tagged along. I drove her to the club in silence, while she's in the passenger seat just beat boppin to some chitty ass pop song on the radio at full blast, paying me no attention. We get to the spot and she runs inside without waiting on me, so I decided to sit in the car for a minute to contemplate my chit existence. I also thought about how I was going to hide my face at work for the next 3 months, since I just lost any respect that I had from my co-workers because of Jane. Before I walked in, I thought about just leaving her ass there and going home, but the image of her getting banged out by lingerer ******* while I slept alone that night swept through my mind. I cringed, banged my head on the steering wheel a few times, and walked inside, nearly with tears in my eyes. "I'm a fukkin man, god damnit" I said to myself. My forehead was throbbing.

After getting my wristband, I see her on the dance floor semi-grinding on lingerer boy, in a semi-circle with the rest of the group. I head over and awkwardly dance next to them, keeping a side eye on them the entire time. The other couple was looking at me, wondering why I wasn't doing anything about this. I never felt more like a giant pussy in my entire life. Everyone was noticing her behavior and I did nothing to stop it, in fear of looking like a jealous *******.
While Jane continued to have fun, I just walked away as nonchalantly as I could towards the bar to hang with another part of the group that just walked in. I was doing everything I could to maintain whatever manhood I had left and tried to play off Jane's behavior like I didn't care, but it was obvious to everyone that I was physically bothered. When I got to the table where the other group was, a fellow ******* from work ask me why I was allowing her to dance like that with lingerer boy.

"Haha she's just having fun. I'm not serious with her tho I have other bitches I'm gonna dump her for haha." He just kind of looked at me then back at his drink, knowing I was a massive dickless pussy. Fuk. He knew I had no other bitches, and I knew it too.

After a few more hours of embarrassment and stale beers, closing time rolled around and the club was emptying out. Jane came up to me and decided to act like a girlfriend again, hugging and kissing me, asking me to take her home. I was so fukkin disgusted and ashamed, I was ready to dump her right there and cryfap to midget hentai that night. But I looked up at lingerer boy and decided there was no way that motherfukker is gonna take her ass home, so I obliged and we headed for the car. Lingerer boy, to no surprise came out behind us, asking if I could take him back to the house where the party was. This was where I decided to put my foot down and tell this ******* to fuk off and get lost.

"S-sure, hop in bud," I said with a smile. Meanwhile I was cooking inside with embarrassment and anger. He happily hopped in and we headed back to the party house. My hands were shaking on the steering wheel, and thick beads of sweat were rolling down my neck. Before he got out of the car, he told Jane to "text me later Jane, later WDP" and off he went. Jane didn't say a word.

After he got out I sat there in front of the house for a few minutes with Jane in silence. Looking out of the window towards the house, she finally blurted out "I fukked up tonight, didn't I."

"Yea, yea you did." I put the car in drive, slowly merged onto the street, and took her home.


#3 coming soon.

Literally the only post that causes me to log in....mirin.

[stigmaticlight]

OP is the best storyteller on the misc of all time


horry chit


Cannot wait for #3

[FrazettaSilke]

Goddamn I remember OP when he was in his prime... this thread gets better and better

[johnreese86]

Man, you can make a great movie with your storytelling natural talent. You have an amazing way of describing how you feel.
Waiting for the continuation.

[Jeremyn87]

In4 part 3

[fishnbrah]

lmao sounds like my life.

[TheIronAsylum]

wtf is this schit

[BetaThanU]

Just read all 54 pages srs. Im a mix of emotions right now. OP never lose these stories, one day when you're 80 years old you're going to read these over again reflecting over your life.

Hello 80 year old WDP


ever hear from columbia chic again?

[kalvinmc]

Damn. Time to read this whole thread.


aw fuk bye

[Sayvor]

It's time for Chapter 2.

TBH there shouldn't be another chapter on this girl after this, but my pathetic insecure piece of chit self allowed things to continue. Here goes m8's.


For our next date, I decided to take Jane to a small cookout/party where a lot of my co-workers were. I expected it to be a chill, relaxing time where I could formally introduce my new fuk partner to everyone, but golly I was wrong. Real fukkin wrong. It all started out just dandy, but by the end of the night there was nothing but shame, sadness and anger. **** it was pathetic lol...anyway, lettuce continue.

On the way to the party, Jane asked how I wanted to introduce her. I immediately picked this up as a little chit test, so I cheekily decided to **** with her, which backfired hard af. In my dumbfukeriest of judgement, I decided to slyly reply, "meh we're just fuk buddies hehe." A few seconds of silence passed until I heard a very agitated "Ok" as her reply. That was all that was said in the car until we got to the party. The night was about to kick off, and kick off it did.

Despite her newly instilled anger from my little joke, things started off nicely. To try and smooth things over from my 10/10 joke in the car, I introduced her to everyone as my girlfriend. With Jane being my first gf in forever, I felt so fukkin alpha doing this, but I could feel her seething eyes on the side of my face as I went around the room with her. Instead of apologizing for the comment in the car, I blew off her behavior and continued on to mingle with other folks. Meanwhile she detached from me and started to get comfortable near the alcohol table, unmonitored. This was my second mistake. For the first hour we were at the party, Jane was fine - people were making conversation and being friendly with her, passing her drinks, joking around et cetera... Everything was good. What was not good was that a known manwhore noticed her frustration with me and started lingering around her while I wasn't around, leading her to areas of the house to try and keep her separated. Jane in her rapidly increasing drunken state took the bait, and I lost visual on her multiple times. He was planting a seed, and I could see it happening.

Fast forward another hour and Jane is obviously drunk, and getting belligerent. She had already started arguing and causing a scene with another dude at the party, and the host was ready for me to get her out of there. People were starting to get turned off by her, and her obnoxiousness was uncontrollable. I decided to grab her arm and tell her I had to wake up early for a hike the next day (which was true), and I wanted to leave soon. To my surprise (lol nah not really she was being a bitch), in the middle of the house for everyone to hear, she yells "FUK YOUR STUPID HIKE WDP I DON'T CARE". The room goes quiet, and everyone is staring at me, like a pathetic beta monkey in a zoo exhibit getting abused by the other monkeys. While I process in my mind for a few moments why she reacted this way, I hear lingerer boy say "Yea dude why are you dragging her away let her have fun." Instead of telling him to fuk off, I ignore the *******, and ask Jane why she was being a grade A kunt all of a sudden. "WE JUST GOT HERE ******* LET ME DRINK, YOUR FRIEND IS COOL." To avoid any further altercation in front of everyone, I let her go after I tell her "fine, just calm down."

Before I even finished my sentence, she runs outside with lingerer boy and another couple to get more alcohol. The host comes up to me and says "Yea I really tried to like her, really did." I just shake my head in embarrassment, and tell her that I'm gonna get Jane out of here soon. I was fukkin boiling.

Around 12am, most of the crowd was gone, and the party was coming to an end. Despite my efforts to leave, we were the last group of people there, and Jane now wanted to go to a club with lingerer boy and a handful of other people I work with. In my pathetic insecurity, I could not let her go alone with that ******* so I tagged along. I drove her to the club in silence, while she's in the passenger seat just beat boppin to some chitty ass pop song on the radio at full blast, paying me no attention. We get to the spot and she runs inside without waiting on me, so I decided to sit in the car for a minute to contemplate my chit existence. I also thought about how I was going to hide my face at work for the next 3 months, since I just lost any respect that I had from my co-workers because of Jane. Before I walked in, I thought about just leaving her ass there and going home, but the image of her getting banged out by lingerer ******* while I slept alone that night swept through my mind. I cringed, banged my head on the steering wheel a few times, and walked inside, nearly with tears in my eyes. "I'm a fukkin man, god damnit" I said to myself. My forehead was throbbing.

After getting my wristband, I see her on the dance floor semi-grinding on lingerer boy, in a semi-circle with the rest of the group. I head over and awkwardly dance next to them, keeping a side eye on them the entire time. The other couple was looking at me, wondering why I wasn't doing anything about this. I never felt more like a giant pussy in my entire life. Everyone was noticing her behavior and I did nothing to stop it, in fear of looking like a jealous *******.
While Jane continued to have fun, I just walked away as nonchalantly as I could towards the bar to hang with another part of the group that just walked in. I was doing everything I could to maintain whatever manhood I had left and tried to play off Jane's behavior like I didn't care, but it was obvious to everyone that I was physically bothered. When I got to the table where the other group was, a fellow ******* from work ask me why I was allowing her to dance like that with lingerer boy.

"Haha she's just having fun. I'm not serious with her tho I have other bitches I'm gonna dump her for haha." He just kind of looked at me then back at his drink, knowing I was a massive dickless pussy. Fuk. He knew I had no other bitches, and I knew it too.

After a few more hours of embarrassment and stale beers, closing time rolled around and the club was emptying out. Jane came up to me and decided to act like a girlfriend again, hugging and kissing me, asking me to take her home. I was so fukkin disgusted and ashamed, I was ready to dump her right there and cryfap to midget hentai that night. But I looked up at lingerer boy and decided there was no way that motherfukker is gonna take her ass home, so I obliged and we headed for the car. Lingerer boy, to no surprise came out behind us, asking if I could take him back to the house where the party was. This was where I decided to put my foot down and tell this ******* to fuk off and get lost.

"S-sure, hop in bud," I said with a smile. Meanwhile I was cooking inside with embarrassment and anger. He happily hopped in and we headed back to the party house. My hands were shaking on the steering wheel, and thick beads of sweat were rolling down my neck. Before he got out of the car, he told Jane to "text me later Jane, later WDP" and off he went. Jane didn't say a word.

After he got out I sat there in front of the house for a few minutes with Jane in silence. Looking out of the window towards the house, she finally blurted out "I fukked up tonight, didn't I."

"Yea, yea you did." I put the car in drive, slowly merged onto the street, and took her home.


#3 coming soon.

DEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeCENT.

[Jizzuz]

Holy chit

Logged in after two years and this thread is still going.


Damn son Im impress