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03-30-2014, 03:01 AM #121date +%H:%M | grep 4:20
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There exists no separation between gods and men; one blends softly casual into the other. - Proverbs of Muad'dib
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03-30-2014, 03:06 AM #122registered brah
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I'm still getting those uggs and ipad, right?
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03-30-2014, 03:13 AM #123Registered User
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"**** me"
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03-30-2014, 03:22 AM #124Registered User
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One of the scariest things that happened to me was trusting a girl with birth control.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano
If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
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03-30-2014, 03:29 AM #125Registered User
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"help"
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03-30-2014, 03:30 AM #126Registered User
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WinnerOriginally Posted by JoRocK
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03-30-2014, 03:37 AM #127Registered User
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'that feels so good' or slight variations of that seems a pretty safe bet to me.
Also 'your dick is so big'....either it's true, they lie, or you might be bigger than the last bloke she was with. Whatever way it works out it;s likely she has said it to someone before
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03-30-2014, 03:37 AM #128
probably something about the guy's cawk to boost his ego
"uhh your cawk feels so good"
"your cawk is so big/hard"
etc
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03-30-2014, 03:44 AM #129Registered User
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'Ow that hurts'
'Please be gentle'
Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." - Cecil Rhodes
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03-30-2014, 08:03 AM #130Registered User
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it hurts
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03-30-2014, 08:04 AM #131Stoic lobster
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"What's the problem?"
"It is in yet?"
"Haha is this for real?"
"Forget it, I'm calling Tyrone."Perpetually battling the existential void of our finite existence.
RIP Zyzz, Prince of Aesthetics
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03-30-2014, 08:08 AM #132Registered User
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"I remember when my uncle used to do that"
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03-30-2014, 08:09 AM #133Banned
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"Stop! Please, I got a family, dont do this! Oh! Oh!"......
**2 mins later while sobbing in the corner curled up***
"please kill me now"
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03-30-2014, 08:09 AM #134Registered User
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"omg stop ur gonna split me in half"
not srs my dick looks like someone glued an acorn to my torso
wutAt least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
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03-30-2014, 08:13 AM #135Registered User
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"ah fuk"
"do you like that?"
"i'm not normally that kind of girl"
surely the top 3 in my experience
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03-30-2014, 08:24 AM #136I like bangin whores
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"now we both have aids"
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03-30-2014, 08:25 AM #137Recovered Ameribrah
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"you **** worse than my brother"
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03-30-2014, 08:27 AM #138Registered User
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"Please let me go"
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03-30-2014, 08:30 AM #139Registered User
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This may come as a surprise to you, women lie.Originally Posted by GalacticTaco
The amount of women with daddy issues is astounding. Maybe I spend to much time in pof tho haha
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03-30-2014, 08:33 AM #140Registered User
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Tuck my penis to the side.
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03-30-2014, 08:34 AM #141I'll kick your neck off
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Heard this last night...along with "but there's just something about you..."Originally Posted by ScrillaVilla
Yeah, yeah...just keep sucking my dink.
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03-30-2014, 08:34 AM #142McClutchin
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"fukk me harder"
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03-30-2014, 08:34 AM #143Registered User
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let me guess they seem to be trying to say somthing but cant complete , seems like they are short of breath.Originally Posted by gatorkunt
no its not you, they are really trying to find the right words to tell you how horrible you are at this but dont want to hurt your feelers.
not srs............just fk wit ya
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03-30-2014, 08:35 AM #144Registered User
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"Could you move that knife away so you don't slit my throat when you cum?"
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03-30-2014, 08:37 AM #145Registered Scuttler
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Originally Posted by tgdv
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Hahahahahaha aw fuk byeOriginally Posted by diq
Last edited by TehCrab; 03-30-2014 at 08:41 AM.
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03-30-2014, 08:38 AM #146Registered User
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'**** the s**t outta me'
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03-30-2014, 08:41 AM #147Registered User
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oh jamal
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03-30-2014, 10:01 AM #148Registered User
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Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fck me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fck me joooooocey you big cawked aesthetic kunt ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhh hhh
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03-30-2014, 10:08 AM #149Registered User
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"wake me up when you're done"
“We have these — these talking heads who have gotten the vaccine and are telling other people not to get the vaccine,” Gov. Spencer Cox (R) said.
“That kind of stuff is just, it’s ridiculous. It’s dangerous, it’s damaging, and it’s killing people. I mean, it’s literally killing their supporters. And that makes no sense to me.”
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03-30-2014, 10:10 AM #150Registered User
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gtfo
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