Girl came over for 2nd time. Still didn't smash (NEG ME)

[NZdude]

1. Is she fugly and not turning you on?

2. Does your dick ever get hard around her?

3. Ever considered you might be ghey/prefer cock?

[SurfBrah69]

Holy Fuk I hope you're trolling.


She'd straddling you with yoga pants on and you can't take it from there?


So you pretend like your sick and she leaves?










Wow

[inseamed]

i logged in just to say your one gigantic ******* op, the next thread i see from you better be a pic of you sucking a clean weiner

[Partymonster]

omg I cringed on that last part bro. please clap those cheeks or she will never come back

[arman24]

lol'd at yung lean

[keaton10]

You done goofed OP, if she ever comes back that means she's really desperate for the dink

[EinsteinBrahh]

i logged in just to say your one gigantic ******* op, the next thread i see from you better be a pic of you sucking a clean weiner

Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 19

Well look at that OP, you were that beta that even a guy who only posts 5 times a year felt the need to log on and post in your thread to call you a ******* lulz.

[janglingjack]

Fuking pathetic OP, I can't even bare to look at you

[PSachs]

it was awkward and i didn't know what to do and didnt want to get anxiety dick (tfw grower no shower)

i found the small issue in this scenario.

[kkevinn6]

op is a *******

[hiimnotcool]

lmfao!!!!! i can honestly relate. yes diagnosed social anxiety/panic disorder.

when i was 21 and in the army i had just got out of a 2 year relationship with the only girl i had ever had sex with..... met this girl and she invited me to her room to 'listen to music' so i went....started making out and she said 'hold on one second...' she went to her closet and came out in fukin lingerie and started trying to undress me. i was nervous as fuk and she didn't look very good after i saw her naked basically so i said 'im feeling very sick right now....' then literally left.

i did nearly the same thing to the same exact girl a few months later when i was drunk with her in my room. started making out and nearing the sex stage so i started snoring with my eyes closed even though i knew what was going on. srs story.....

good thing is after that i smashed a ton of bishes because i realized that i was being a *******. don't sweat it man, just pretend you're alpha and maybe you'll get some intercourse.

[flexshot1]

and listen to rap music

No Rap 2015

[pisseningsrs]

wot m8

srs

[Pennzoil22]

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[ScreechingHalt]

Who would of thought that OP was a *******?

Seriously OP if this is an issue you should probably see a councillor or something because sounds like you got anxiety issues.

[PlatformsNT]

Came over last week, watched 2 movies, we just made out (shes 18 btw)
Came over AGAIN tonight. Making out and grabbing her ass and boobs.
At one point she said "wow you actually grabbed my boob"
Ok bithc


Anyways, later she was on top of me (she was wearing yoga pants) i didn't know what to do with my hands
It was really awkward. We didn't click.
Told her I was still sick from yesterday
She said "ok i'll just leave after this movie" - there was like 45 min left
I pretended to sleep because I was "sick"
I saw her take the xbox controller and fast forward it to the end. Dead srs
She was leaving and said "hope u feel better"
I said "aight thanks, see ya"
She didn't respond



Now im gonna go drive around, drink a protein shake, and listen to rap music

She must have subscribed to your previous thread and saw you ignore my previous advice to wear a condom, even when confronted with the possibility of spreading STDs.

[saltypissflaps]

she is out of my league (legit 7.8/10) and i havent touched a vagina in over a year so that didn't help my case at all brahs. I was nervous

Man why don't you just have a couple of drinks to loosen up your beta tendencies?

[anonymous]

the fuk is ssri

Selective serotonin uptake inhibitor.

A form of antidepressant

[Weezy32]

Only valid reaaon I can think off op doing this is hes insecure about the size of his dick.

[Fang2]

How did you even met this girl op.

[SirBetalot]

One of the better trolls here lately. Maybe theres hope for 2015 misc.

[anchassybrah]

Low test crew

[Pennzoil22]

Even the 16 year old beta ******* me wasn't this bad o lawd

I also advise getting some help w ur anxiety. I can't say exactly what because I'll probably get banned for it again but it starts with an X and ends with an X

Can't be a ******* if you're sedated

[zer0time]

I call troll. 5 pages of OP getting absolutely smashed by the misc and still doesn't delete thread?

[TawabTitan]

you're either a *******, or a *******.

brb girl next to you, and you '' I pretended to sleep because I was "sick" '' duuuuuuuuuude

[anonymous]

[kuntfaggot]

****ing ****kunt. sloot shouldve hooked u right in the gabber brah

[LSBUspartans]

loosen up your man-gina OP, you gonna make it.

[ctg23]

fantastic, most pathetic thread of the year?

save the best till last eh op


reminds me of that thread where some miser said he pretended to fall asleep when a girl came up to him when he was on the leg extension machine

[Loserbait]

Absolutely disgusting.

OP, You are bad. And you should feel bad.