srs stories of when girls initiated (stories please)

[thebrainiac]

When I was in grade 10 I was complete 100% autistic ******* to the extreme.

-I was standing in line to get a drink from the drink machine.
-Girl from my one class comes and stands behind me
-I look back to see who it is and she smiles at me
-Starts conversation with me by saying "wow you're really tall" (I was like 6'1" back then and completely towered over every girl)
-I engage autistic ******* mode and say "errr uhh yup I am."
-She starts asking me about my classes in the semestar
-I finally get to front of line, grab a coke and awefukbye


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[Jaydawg08]

Always enjoy these delusional miscer fanta sea threads. Good lulz to end the weekend keep em coming brahs.

Lol. Always wwonder how legit some of these are

[AnthonyMN]

A boot 9 years ago I was at a house party making out with this girl in my buddies garage when another girl pulled me off her, brought me upstairs to the bathroom and sucked my dink then we fuked until she complained about me not having a condom.

Another house party a boot 11 years ago, I was hooking up with my buddies girlfriend, when another buddies girlfriend kept coming into the room and I ended up fingering them both at the same time.

[MantissToboggan]

on my 3rd grade field trip to the skate rink a girl asked me to skate with her during the couples song

i said no and she skated away crying

then i hit puberty and stopped being aesthetic

[nn586]

-girl initiated in a hot tub on a nice ass day last year during a pool party
- almost everyone left to get ready to go out so it was me and 2 girls at this nice ass house to ourselves
- banged her in the hot tub
- her friend wanted to see my dick
- she came into the hot tub, both sucked me off
- I double fisted finger banged both of them underneath the water
- that led to a threesome in the hottub
- sloots gonna sloot

[mandm001]

one time i asked a girl what time it is and she said my boyfriend is over there

[robbocrew]

After I finished school a 7-8/10 girl I went to school with hit me up and asked me out on a date
One week after going out her friend gets killed in a car crash and never see her again for over a year
Still waiting for the second date

[grzaskoj]

Sitting in the library junior year of college, usually I am there alone just getting my **** done and what not never really look up or around too much. One day I am walking in, notice this hot blonde in yoga pants and some stupid crop top tee shirt; check her out a bit her the same to me but i just get to my work.

A couple days pass and i've started seeing her daily in the library and still doing the same i look up and she is just staring (granted i should have gone to talk to her but idgaf).

I start seeing her in the gym now and its prob been about a week since i first see her. Later that night i'm doing work in the library again, she is sitting at the table next to me. I am about to head to the gym to get some cardio in. I break the silence and ask here if she is gonna be here a while and if she can watch my ****. She obviously says yes and i am gone about an hour.

I come back and she is getting ready to leave; my laptop is now closed and it was open when i left. I talk to her for a minute just usual bs and she leaves. I open my laptop and there is a note in it from her, she gives me her number and whatnot. I call her call her that night and she brings to my apartment a bottle of gin and some condoms and tells me shes been waiting all week for this.

we get drunk and go to town, and pretty much lasted a week until she was on to her next challenge but it was all worth it. Also Witrebel on here can confirm everything i guess he had a run in with the same chick


Edit:

Just thought of another...

Back when i was 19 and just killing the gym i started getting chatty with the front desk girl, you know she was nice she was i think 26 at the time and i never really tried to make anything happen outside of the gym just some casual flirting. fast forward like 4 months i was away for school and come back and she is still working desk. she gives me the i miss you thing and says we should hang out. i kinda brush it off, i was seeing a girl at the time and like an idiot thought it might work.

Gym girl finds my bodyspace and is impressed,( i am the ******* who wears hoodies) i was done with the other girl so took her up on the invite to get drunk and go out. She apparently knows the bouncers at this bar we can walk to and we go in shots on top of shots and we are drunk and end up on her roof outside the bedroom window hooking up and having sex. Best part about it her neighbors bedroom window (2 family house is adjacent from where this is all happening and he supposedly had the biggest thing for this chick. I think that went on for like 6 or 8 weeks

[KingBallerOtaku]

A bunch of girls used to call me ''ballerotakuboi'' back in jr high.


One day I was on the bus and a these chicks were talking to each other about me. One girl who was cute but chubb said ballerotakuboi is the hottest guy in school

Wut did I do misc? WAT DID I DO?

I hid under the seat so they didn't notice I was there.

Then her friend is like is ballerotakuboi on the bus? they start checking the seats behind them... they see me crouching down like a fuget. And she's like ballerotakuboi is here.... AWKWARD

rode the bus in shame the rest of the way home


was a religious fuget of pce

cringe memories of pce

[artDDP]

I used to manage a shoe store and hired very cute 19-year old cashier. She and her boyfriend broke up. After about two weeks she and I were talking and she said "I couldn't date you but I could f*ck you." I asked for her number and 24 hours later she was at my place sucking me dry.

[CommonPheasant]

10th grade. Was in the lunch line with popular sloot in front of me. She spills nacho cheese on herself then, in an exaggerated voice, turns to me and says "how embarrassing, I spilled cheese all over my crotch." She says this like three times but I'm too dumb to respond.

The next year she tried to start a convo with me again in the lunch line but I was also too stupid to make anything of it.





Stupid, stupid, stupid.


Reminds me of the scene in 'Scrooged' where Bill Murray sees his younger self blow it, and calls him a dumbass.

[HayZues Christi]

I have a woman approach me prob 50% of the time I go out hunting.

Specific times that stand out would be this one time at a house party. This chick my buddy brought Who id never had any contact with approaches me and asks if I thought my friend would be mad if she ****ed me instead of him. I asked him. He begrudgingly said he didn't care. Smashed 3 days in a row. Never heard from her again.

Another time was at concert. Chick starts dancing with me. Lifts up my shirt. Sees abs, face brightens. Taps her friend on shoulder, shows her my abs. 5 mins later she is jerking me off in crowd. Smashed in bathroom stall.

Id say out of the 90.Women or so id smashed, 30+ have approached me, if not more. I usually wait for.Women to approach me crew.

[Vukov]

a bunch of schoolgirls starting giggling when I walked past and then I turned around after getting a good 15 feet away and they were all staring at me then one said I love you.





thats the best I've got.

[EdSTI]

walking at cancun in the hallway of my room buzzing with sunglasses on looking sketchy when this girl (5/10) and about 5 years older than me comes out her room and asks if I have a cigar cutter. I say no she asks if I want to go swim to her so I say yea she brings me into her room changes into her bikini in front of me while im sitting down buzzing with my head spinning. We go out to the pools talk a bit go to ocean flirt rub against eachother go back to room smash. Afterwords I see her next day shes more of a 4/10 now so i proceed to go NC

[Rothschilds]

One that I'm currently regretting like a mother****er brahs.

Cliffing all of it and these all involve the same girl. She basically begged for the dick on like 3 separate occasions.

1st time:

-At a local bar playing a few games of beer pong.
-See a guy that I know. Now this guy is not exactly a friend of mine but I see the guy around occasionally and I know he's a pretty damn good guy.
-We set up a few games of pong. I grab a female partner and he teams up with his GF which is the girl I'm talking about.
-We introduce ourselves etc...
-Game goes on. As we start getting more ****faced she begins to pull the usual ****(aka every time I shoot she turns around and bends over in front of me. Sucks on her beer bottle, pushes up her cleavage. You brahs know what I'm talking about damn sloots lol...)
-She starts shooting and directly aiming for my dick. I'm talking just staring at it.
-BF is too wasted to care as are the rest of us.
-Get ready to leave. She hugs me again and re-introduces herself. Not one of those quick casual hugs but one of those long drawn out ones. Non FAs you know the difference.

2nd time:

-My casino in town hosts a party every thursday during the summer called PTBP(Liquid Society Party by The Pool) where bands, DJs come out and pretty much hosts a concert outside along the pools/beach. **** is cash.
-See girl again with one of her female friends by the bar(her BF works at the bar outside).
-She sees me and I say hey, hug etc.
-Leave them and go towards the concert area.
-Vibe for a while with the mates getting yucky.
-Suddenly see a girl slide in front of me dancing with her ass pressing up against me while putting her hand around the back of my neck. It's the chick.
-Now lettuce be reality, that ass was soft, but again, I know the girl's BF so I'm like "Nah...Sam". She turns around and just looks at me for like a good minute, smiles, then leaves with her friend.
-Concert ends. We leave again.
-I'd be lying if I said I didn't wanna plow the **** out of her by this point.

3rd time:

-See her at the local bar again.
-Run a few games of pong and this time, she's on my team ffs brahs. Knees weak arms spaghetti. Wanted to grab that angus but my will was iron cast.
-We start playing. She goes to shoot and this chick is constantly bending over dead in front of me. Just seeing that long hair on her back down to that thin waist fuark...
-After every shot we make heavy eye contact. Keeps giving me those **** me eyes.
-Game drags on and all of a sudden she whispers to me, "I wonder...". I'm like, "?". She sort of smiles and kind of shakes her head and says, "no...I can't say it...".
-Come on brahs. I know what the deal is but I have to ask. I sort of laugh and say, "Wonder what?" She responds, "I can't stop thinking about it...". I keep pushing lol. "Thinking about what?". Drops the bombshell on my bros. "I wonder what Roth's d*** feels like..."
-Boner.exe
-Again, I know this chick's BF. He's not in my actual social circle but from what I knew of him, he was a good lad. I sort of make eye contact with her again for a second and sort of laugh it off. We finish the game and go our separate ways.

4th time(yes, srs...):

-B-day weekend.
-See her again and by this time she's broken up with the guy.
-Green light right? Nah still couldn't do it.
-I'm on the dance floor, she comes up and grinds on me. Turns around to face me and starts breathing on my neck. Kissing it, etc.
-Tells me in my ear, "I'm sorry but I find you extremely attractive...". I tell her the same thing, but goddammit...
-Got too yucky to remember the rest of that night.

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Time skip a few years and now she's pregnant with some other guy. Still hot though.

On one hand I'm content in the fact that I didn't bang a bros GF, on the other hand I feel like a goddamn ***got for not just plowing it... I'm leaning with the latter.

[Jacked46]

Girl sits down next to me at the bar, she talks to me about what shots she should get, she buys her and I shots, tells me she is a model, pulls out phone, shows me a **** ton of nudes, grabs my cock (over the pants handy style), asks how thick are my apartment walls are, jams her tongue down my throat, I take her back to my place, she is a squirter.


I have nudes but obviously can't post.

seems legit.

[OutdoorsBrah]

Girl hit me up on POF and we started texting for a few days…


She send nudes and has dem ted's of prosperity and confirmed she was down to f8ck.

























The drive to her was an hour both ways…. so I blew her off and we stopped talking. Dead SRS LeLz

[OutdoorsBrah]

Had an ex of my buddies hit me up, she had the same circle of friends as me and went out with the same group to the bars every weekend.













Declined her 2am sexual advance at a mutual girlfriends house out of embarrassment of smashing a fatty. SRS





















Ex came over to get pictures from my camera memory card and made an advance…I told her I had to be somewhere.



I just went and picked up some Taco Bell.















This ex was engaged. Lelz

[Brocq17]

One that I'm currently regretting like a mother****er brahs.

Cliffing all of it and these all involve the same girl. She basically begged for the dick on like 3 separate occasions.

1st time:

-At a local bar playing a few games of beer pong.
-See a guy that I know. Now this guy is not exactly a friend of mine but I see the guy around occasionally and I know he's a pretty damn good guy.
-We set up a few games of pong. I grab a female partner and he teams up with his GF which is the girl I'm talking about.
-We introduce ourselves etc...
-Game goes on. As we start getting more ****faced she begins to pull the usual ****(aka every time I shoot she turns around and bends over in front of me. Sucks on her beer bottle, pushes up her cleavage. You brahs know what I'm talking about damn sloots lol...)
-She starts shooting and directly aiming for my dick. I'm talking just staring at it.
-BF is too wasted to care as are the rest of us.
-Get ready to leave. She hugs me again and re-introduces herself. Not one of those quick casual hugs but one of those long drawn out ones. Non FAs you know the difference.

2nd time:

-My casino in town hosts a party every thursday during the summer called PTBP(Liquid Society Party by The Pool) where bands, DJs come out and pretty much hosts a concert outside along the pools/beach. **** is cash.
-See girl again with one of her female friends by the bar(her BF works at the bar outside).
-She sees me and I say hey, hug etc.
-Leave them and go towards the concert area.
-Vibe for a while with the mates getting yucky.
-Suddenly see a girl slide in front of me dancing with her ass pressing up against me while putting her hand around the back of my neck. It's the chick.
-Now lettuce be reality, that ass was soft, but again, I know the girl's BF so I'm like "Nah...Sam". She turns around and just looks at me for like a good minute, smiles, then leaves with her friend.
-Concert ends. We leave again.
-I'd be lying if I said I didn't wanna plow the **** out of her by this point.

3rd time:

-See her at the local bar again.
-Run a few games of pong and this time, she's on my team ffs brahs. Knees weak arms spaghetti. Wanted to grab that angus but my will was iron cast.
-We start playing. She goes to shoot and this chick is constantly bending over dead in front of me. Just seeing that long hair on her back down to that thin waist fuark...
-After every shot we make heavy eye contact. Keeps giving me those **** me eyes.
-Game drags on and all of a sudden she whispers to me, "I wonder...". I'm like, "?". She sort of smiles and kind of shakes her head and says, "no...I can't say it...".
-Come on brahs. I know what the deal is but I have to ask. I sort of laugh and say, "Wonder what?" She responds, "I can't stop thinking about it...". I keep pushing lol. "Thinking about what?". Drops the bombshell on my bros. "I wonder what Roth's d*** feels like..."
-Boner.exe
-Again, I know this chick's BF. He's not in my actual social circle but from what I knew of him, he was a good lad. I sort of make eye contact with her again for a second and sort of laugh it off. We finish the game and go our separate ways.

4th time(yes, srs...):

-B-day weekend.
-See her again and by this time she's broken up with the guy.
-Green light right? Nah still couldn't do it.
-I'm on the dance floor, she comes up and grinds on me. Turns around to face me and starts breathing on my neck. Kissing it, etc.
-Tells me in my ear, "I'm sorry but I find you extremely attractive...". I tell her the same thing, but goddammit...
-Got too yucky to remember the rest of that night.


Time skip a few years and now she's pregnant with some other guy. Still hot though.

On one hand I'm content in the fact that I didn't bang a bros GF, on the other hand I feel like a goddamn ***got for not just plowing it... I'm leaning with the latter.

manly integrity/ willpower >>> some sloot pusy

[Rothschilds]

manly integrity/ willpower >>> some sloot pusy

If it was some random guy who introduced her I would have railed her. ****.

[Babyframes]

On the far left:


Time skip a few years and now she's pregnant with some other guy. Still hot though.

On one hand I'm content in the fact that I didn't bang a bros GF, on the other hand I feel like a goddamn ***got for not just plowing it... I'm leaning with the latter.

Sheeeeit bro.

[Jerma]

too many to remember, that said only a handful were like '**** my brains out pls' hindsight is 20/20. most of the quality ones are subtle and its more a 2 way street, the only reason they 'initiated' is they started talking first, but for it to escalate you have to put in work too.

[Milamber]

I dont really have to many interesting stories.

The only one worth mentioning was when i was at a bar one night and a girl who was dating a guy who hated me (no idea why BTW) and she said that she found out that he cheated on her and sleeping with me would really piss him off so were we going to **** at my place or hers?

[gary69]

-girl comes up to me at the bar
-we talk and go outside
-tries making out with me but im piss drunk
-then says lets go to her car
-i say no i gotta piss
-go inside piss, then go back outside
-about to make out when her friends show up out of no where
-get her number, texted her for the next month
-started talking dirty
-don't get anywhere


the end

[thr3E6]

At the bar, around 1am sloot walks up n says I look like some guy from this movie (don't remember/care which one)... blah blah blah, seems like she wants the D. Only thing is she's a solid 5/10. prolly 3/10 misc standards. It being 1am... she looks like a 7 so I go for it. Make out a little bit, then go on the dance floor and grind a bit. After a songs done playing, I turn to her and ask if she wants to head out. "I'm not that kind of girl!". Ok **** you, she then goes and stands by the bar and death stares me for atleast 10 minutes. Until another sloot approaches. This time I'd say she's a legit 7/10, bit of a cakeface but whatever. Mid conversation, she def seems dtf, but then the first wildabeast comes back and starts asking me when I want to leave. Turns to the other chick and goes "he's leaving with me", hot one walks away. Wanted to kuntpunch that kunt so bad.



Most demoralizing thing to happen to me with a sloot is when some random chick on the dfloor put her hand down my pants, grabbed my dink, realized I was uncut and/or not shaved down there, then looked at me weird and just walked away. also, inb4 it's cause my dink is small trolololol

[JoyOrder]

Used to do karaoke every week at the same bar, usually the same crowd. Never any attractive women but was fun to get trashed. Then one week, friend brings a freshman that I've never seen before, waaaaaay too hot, so I just assume she's off limits and go about my usual shenanigans. She keeps looking over, then walks up at the end of the night and just says "wanna fuk." Totally srs. Took her home and went at it for hours.


Bad news was I tried to keep things going. Find out she's a cokehead/rape victim/psycho who will freak out and start breaking things on a moments notice. Absolutely not worth it even though she was the hottest girl I ever slept with. Dem sugarwalls make it hard to see the crazy.

[monkeymanuw]

worked as a valet at a hotel. parked this chicks car, gave me her number to go out later on. Met girl at club, came back to hotel, made girl squirt, left a happy camper.

[Nexxus]

girl walked up to me while I was resting during a bench set in the gym. Said hi, kissed me on cheek, passed me a paper with her number.

Found out she was a psychopath who cares more about going to the gym and working out than me... For some reason I'm not into girls who are more into lifting than me. She ****ing powerlifts, does jiujitsu and counts macros and everything. She's "bulking" and has no real-life friends. wtf lol

this was like a month ago.

[Atticus808]

At the bar, around 1am sloot walks up n says I look like some guy from this movie (don't remember/care which one)... blah blah blah, seems like she wants the D. Only thing is she's a solid 5/10. prolly 3/10 misc standards. It being 1am... she looks like a 7 so I go for it. Make out a little bit, then go on the dance floor and grind a bit. After a songs done playing, I turn to her and ask if she wants to head out. "I'm not that kind of girl!". Ok **** you, she then goes and stands by the bar and death stares me for atleast 10 minutes. Until another sloot approaches. This time I'd say she's a legit 7/10, bit of a cakeface but whatever. Mid conversation, she def seems dtf, but then the first wildabeast comes back and starts asking me when I want to leave. Turns to the other chick and goes "he's leaving with me", hot one walks away. Wanted to kuntpunch that kunt so bad.



Most demoralizing thing to happen to me with a sloot is when some random chick on the dfloor put her hand down my pants, grabbed my dink, realized I was uncut and/or not shaved down there, then looked at me weird and just walked away. also, inb4 it's cause my dink is small trolololol

what place in Edmonton so I don't touch the door handle?

[Sladjan]

I pretty much got a bath in it. ****ing best sexual experience of my life, since I lost my v card that is

as opposed to before you lost your v card? lol... super hard to beat jerking off in the sexual experiences category.