Marvel new heroes (oh lawd)

[Procta]

get this chit out of my face

[BullStampede]

It's a cultural war, they want to re-shape American society, the reality is that their version will weaken and destroy us.

The Chinese salivating at all these societal garbage. Target the youth early on from all angles and the result is a brainwashed anti-American, unpatriotic, big government, globalist and open borders populous.

innb4 "it's just a comic bruh"

Pretty much. Obviously we can see right through this, but young kids wont. Hence, why they do it.

And they look exactly like I expected...

Luciano Vecchio

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Daniel Kibblesmith

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Prior to meeting his wife, he was listed as one of Elle.com's Most Eligible Bachelors"

Yes, that guy.

Yeah but no one reads the marvel teenager **** anyways so who cares. It's one series out of dozens and dozens. It will come and go. It's not like these are about to be the next wave of marvel movie characters. Some obscure characters that will never see print outside of that series.

Oh come on. You cant possibly be that short-sighted.

[3basic5me]

The most unfortunate genetics of all time. Turbo manlet, framecel, baldcel, pencilneckcel, birdcel, kneespointinwardcel, skinnybutsomehowstillhasmoobscel

Props to him though for marrying a pretty cute chick

they likely have an open relationship.

[goingcia]

A scene with the new infinity stones:

Spoiler!

[GlennQuagmire]

Lmao I dont give a fukk but the new generation is getting brainwashed by the SJWs since childhood

[GravityLee]

lol
where m-iscer

U win internet today lmfao repped

[Iluvmud]

Disney/Marvel - "we're not making enough profits, we need something new, edgy, fantastic"

Writers - "we can make a team of nothing but incel *******s"

Disney/Marvel- "PERFECT!"

[I3igAl]

'Snowflake and Safe Space', how can they not be trolling?
The emo vampire looks kinda acceptable.
Names aside, the character designs are also really generic. Just random people with spandex costumes. Screentime looks like Beastie Boy from DC.



"I remember picking up comic books in the 90s and feeling intimidated, cause they were too cool for me."
Strong like do disklike ratio.



Anyways this isn't some high profile title. It will likely run for like 10 months then disappear like most new superhero titles do.

[MediocreGains]

I figured this must be some really obvious attempt at satire. Then I saw the writer and knew that this is 100% serious.

[BredRoller]

Was hoping this was a troll thread. Sad.

Trailblazer looks like a fat version of every minority mashed together. Asian eyes, black lips, native american hair, ambiguous color skin that could be any of those things too.

Also lol'd at screentime. These names are cringy.

[I3igAl]

Was hoping this was a troll thread. Sad.

Trailblazer looks like a fat version of every minority mashed together. Asian eyes, black lips, native american hair, ambiguous color skin that could be any of those things too.

Also lol'd at screentime. These names are cringy.

You mean to tell me "fat chick with a backpack" is not a great concept for a superhero?

[Procta]

'Snowflake and Safe Space', how can they not be trolling?
The emo vampire looks kinda acceptable.
Names aside, the character designs are also really generic. Just random people with spandex costumes. Screentime looks like Beastie Boy from DC.



"I remember picking up comic books in the 90s and feeling intimidated, cause they were too cool for me."
Strong like do disklike ratio.



Anyways this isn't some high profile title. It will likely run for like 10 months then disappear like most new superhero titles do.

[I3igAl]

Read the comments, guys. Some are hilarious.

[bongowongo]

lmfao wtf is going on here ... is this legit? i cant tell?


Marvel pls

[TypeNirvash]

Yo, not gonna lie B-Negative is the epitome of 90's-00's goth/emo, so I'm totally okay with that.

What I'm not okay with is them calling the 90's and 2000's "Classic long-passed".

I ain't that fukkin' old yet, COME ON.

Fuk

[Iluvmud]

Screentime......... got powers from grandfathers farts while playing MMORG(whatever it is) games online???

[jeshelton]

LOL how do I block this sh~t from Kid's Netflix?

[kcadrenalin]

[anonymous]

Its almost as if... there is a plan going on.. By a secret elite.. Who wants to make people weak...to normalize degeneracy.... So they can take over while we rot and fight over imaginary things..

Lmao imagine if this was true you gaaaaize... Like/share/subscribe/HollaBackAtYaBoii

[Procta]

lol spot on

[daedalus13]

Loki going to get #metoo'd

[MLDK]

[Ravishing_Rick]

Internet gas

[salamisalem]

Goth kid can stay

[PAU1]

Read the comments, guys. Some are hilarious.

I was expecting the next thing out of his mouth to be: “they don’t actually fight the villains, they just start hashtags on twitter to get them cancelled”

When someone without a heroic cell in their body attempts to create heroes...

Where is the super villain "Hate Speech", when you need him?

My monitor leaked soymilk while i was watching this... "trailer"

lmao

[Devils]

So this guy can make a gay black santa book, but when will he **** all over his jewish folklore and cultural icons? or would a black gay moses be blasphemy for him?

[Ravishing_Rick]

what a terrible year

[hbhorat]

[hbhorat]

“Screentime is an incel kid taken to its sort of logical conclusion. As a youth he was exposed to his grandfather’s experimental internet gas, and that has patched him permanently into the world wide web.” [/img]

BRB suiting up before connecting to my home wifi

[Acetheticz]

I wouldn't be too concerned. If you look at the backlash, the like/dislike ratio on YT, and the low sales they'll get on this new project then this sh*t won't last at all.

I was alive during the golden age of live action Marvel movies so I'm good. After the X-Men and Fantastic 4 have had their runs in the MCU, I'll be fine with not watching any of this SJW bullsh*t that comes out.