RANT: The Clone Wars

[ThickAsABrick]

I believe Larry Craig does. His wide stance impacted his life in many ways.

let's hug

edit: opera man'd

[theshoupguy]

$4.40 for 1,000 "for rectal use only" stickers? UM, YES.

http://www.medidose.com/routeofadministration.aspx

[kvk1]

lol

Dexter Morgan: Okay. Uh, is there something I can...
Sergeant Doakes: Yeah, you can get me your fucking analysis on the blood spatter on these killings! You think I'm here to invite you to my nephew's briss?
Dexter Morgan: ...I didn't know you were Jewish!
Sergeant Doakes: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[chazzy1864]

$4.40 for 1,000 "for rectal use only" stickers? UM, YES.

http://www.medidose.com/routeofadministration.aspx

So tempted for like 4-5 of them.

[darinaldi]

Larry Craig had a big stance.

That would have been funnier if I hadn't made the same joke 11 posts ago.

[therorschach]

[darinaldi]

let's hug

edit: opera man'd

I thought you'd never ask.

[ThickAsABrick]

That would have been funnier if I hadn't made the same joke 11 posts ago.

I was busy leaving your business card on the magnet truck with a note to call asap.

And i may or may not have also stolen your bike.

[kvk1]

I don't know what I find more gross and reprehensible:

A person who is such a coward that not only do they actively campaign against their own sexual orientation as being immoral, but deny it with stupid accusations like widestancing when they are caught.

Or a person who chooses to sit anywhere on/near a public toilet.

[therorschach]

I don't know what I find more gross and reprehensible:

A person who chooses to sit anywhere on/near a public toilet.

I use the provided paper covers, 2 or 3 at least, to protect the rear.

[ThickAsABrick]

I use the provided paper covers, 2 or 3 at least, to protect the rear.

It's gonna take a lot more than that to safeguard against the wrath of Charles.

[darinaldi]

I was busy leaving your business card on the magnet truck with a note to call asap.

Thanks! I totally forgot to bring a card with me this morning. I should have known you'd come through for me.

[im2manly]

Jesus fuking knee is killing me

[GREENFEATHER]

At 6'5" I'm guessing you haven't done any specific training to get there? I can currently touch the rim, want to be able to dunk by this summer - looking for tips.

Nope, it's a heathen redskin thing, you wouldn't understand.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...91J0OF20130220

[Hishiad]

Do want:


2010 Ford Explorer Sport Trac

[ThickAsABrick]

Do want:


2010 Ford Explorer Sport Trac

You should probably just buy something else. Something not made by Ford would be a good place to start.

[VoxExMachina]

Do want:


2010 Ford Explorer Sport Trac

For $28K?

No thanks, Jim.

[kvk1]

Like...a Huayra.

Get a Huayra.

Huayra.

[chazzy1864]

I didn't know they still made the Sport Trac.

[Farley1324]

So fugly

[kvk1]

I wonder if they started spelling Track and just quit.

Or is it supposed to be for traction?

What do I care about traction in a truck?

[Orlando1234977]

What does making "big stances" (and I'd hardly classify your example as such) have to do with anything? Who cares, anyway?

You bore the piss outta me.

[Hishiad]

It's a 2010 Charles, the bookend for the model.


It's a great "I'm not a farmer, but prefer to drive a truck" truck. Plenty of room, and they drive very well. My mother had a 2007 Limited. Sadly that 2010 is waaaaaaay overpriced, but it is CarMax, so that's to be expected.


I want a full size with 4 doors that's under 25k. Let the suggestions come forth!!!!

[kvk1]

"I'm not a farmer, but prefer to drive a truck"

You are the reason for the decline of our empire.

[chazzy1864]

http://www.happyplace.com/21457/new-...birthday-party

"Strippers from an agency called Tops in Bottoms provided entertainment at a bowling alley—where several other children were having boring, stripper-free birthday parties—for the teen and his friends, some of whom were as young as 13."

[Hishiad]

You are the reason for the decline of our empire.

Listen you imported city dweller, I already have a ****ing farm truck why the **** would I want a 2nd one?!?!


RIDDLE ME THAT!!!


I'm sorry...I lashed out.

[ThickAsABrick]

You are the reason for the decline of our empire.

It's about on par with the "I'm a young professional and can't afford a real sports car so I bought a Mustang so I can pretend to live the dream but deep down know i'm not fooling myself or anyone else" crowd.

[PeterGibbons316]

Maybe if you put sport in the name people will think it is some kind of sports car disguised as a truck???

And by 'people' I'm specifically talking about the kind of people that buy Fords.

[Hishiad]

It's about on par with the "I'm a young professional and can't afford a real sports car so I bought a Mustang so I can pretend to live the dream but deep down know i'm not fooling myself or anyone else" crowd.

Most likely the V6 Mustangs too!

[kvk1]

You are the reason for the decline of our empire.

It's about on par with the "I'm a young professional and can't afford a real sports car so I bought a Mustang so I can pretend to live the dream but deep down know i'm not fooling myself or anyone else" crowd.

Well, that was the killshot.

Good day everybody.

See you tomorrow.